02/05/14 Draft Revision - Doorknob Notes Int. Livingroom - Night A 65ish Ma and Pa in a 'sitting room' right out of a Norman Rockwell painting. Mom to Dad "Honey, do you hear that?" Dad (listens): No. Mom: It's that noise again. (Noises from outside) Dad: Hm. Squirrels must be building a nest in the gutters again. Mom: They sound like they're going absolutely bonkers, Al. Dad (getting up from armchair): I'll take care of it, Edna. As he is putting his coat on-- Mom: Be careful dear. He nods. Goes out front door. CUT TO Ext. Front Porch - Night Dad leaves the porch and peers into the bushes beside it. Dad (Peering into darkness. Hushed whisper): Hey. Silence. Dad (A little louder): Hey! The sound of rattling metal, like a ring of janitor keys being shaken violently. Man's Voice: Aaaaaahhhh!!! THUD!!! Dad rushes over to where the sound came from. Cash In Fist lies on the ground. His face is covered in shoe black, as are his hands. His pants are around his ankles and his underpants hand a black handprint on the crotch. The Dad's eyes widen. He leans over Cash In Fist. Dad: You dumb sum*****. Edna's knitting circle is Wednesdays not Tuesdays!!! CiF: Groaning sounds. CiF crawls away into the night. Dad looks around. Looks at ladder. Unzips pants. Begins to climb. Cue Banjo Music FADE TO BLACK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ More to BigBry's liking? I hope not.
Was wondering why CiF hadn't posted this encounter yet. Sent from my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk 4
don't know why you'd be concerned with what anyone else thought about your personal life. I see no problem & many advantages with a reasonable age difference. a younger bride will wear well over the years provided you hold up your end... by that I mean financial & emotional stability. personally, I wouldn't have it any other way. a young heifer & a proven bull has been the standard over time immemorial: 6 to 12 years is very reasonable. I know of several successful, happy relationships with 20 to 30 years difference... the determinate factors will be compatibility (whatever that means) health & wealth. go for it! you only go round once. enjoy.
Ironically enough, much like the smell of the chicks that cash bangs. Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk
Just throwing this in here because this thread seems like the best desktop folder to keep this in. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD
Imagine if they caught fire on one of his bedside candles-in-a-wine-bottle. Being cheap 99 cent store panties that he bought her, they'd melt immediately into his scalp creating a super-villain worthy of the next porn version of Batman.