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An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by CashInFist, Oct 28, 2012.

  1. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    We cant kill off CiF.

    Its going to be a long off season.
     
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  2. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Revision please
     
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  3. Bpk

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    02/05/14 Draft Revision - Doorknob Notes

    Int. Livingroom - Night

    A 65ish Ma and Pa in a 'sitting room' right out of a Norman Rockwell painting.

    Mom to Dad "Honey, do you hear that?"

    Dad (listens): No.

    Mom: It's that noise again.

    (Noises from outside)

    Dad: Hm. Squirrels must be building a nest in the gutters again.

    Mom: They sound like they're going absolutely bonkers, Al.

    Dad (getting up from armchair): I'll take care of it, Edna.

    As he is putting his coat on--

    Mom: Be careful dear.

    He nods. Goes out front door.

    CUT TO

    Ext. Front Porch - Night

    Dad leaves the porch and peers into the bushes beside it.

    Dad (Peering into darkness. Hushed whisper): Hey.

    Silence.

    Dad (A little louder): Hey!

    The sound of rattling metal, like a ring of janitor keys being shaken violently.

    Man's Voice: Aaaaaahhhh!!!

    THUD!!!

    Dad rushes over to where the sound came from. Cash In Fist lies on the ground. His face is covered in shoe black, as are his hands. His pants are around his ankles and his underpants hand a black handprint on the crotch. The Dad's eyes widen. He leans over Cash In Fist.

    Dad: You dumb sum*****. Edna's knitting circle is Wednesdays not Tuesdays!!!

    CiF: Groaning sounds.

    CiF crawls away into the night.

    Dad looks around. Looks at ladder. Unzips pants. Begins to climb.

    Cue Banjo Music

    FADE TO BLACK

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    More to BigBry's liking? I hope not.
     
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  4. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    BPK's memoirs.
     
  5. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    I like it!

    Take a swig and drink to hope...
     
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  6. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    I helped ya a little too.
     
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  7. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I'm drunk
     
  8. Bpk

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    [video=youtube;xos2MnVxe-c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xos2MnVxe-c[/video]
     
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  9. MikeHoncho

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    Was wondering why CiF hadn't posted this encounter yet.
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  10. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Well she broke his leg off. Its hard being a chair.

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  11. the 23rd

    the 23rd a.k.a. Rio

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    don't know why you'd be concerned with what anyone else thought about your personal life.
    I see no problem & many advantages with a reasonable age difference. a younger bride will wear well over the years provided you hold up your end... by that I mean financial & emotional stability. personally, I wouldn't have it any other way.

    :)

    a young heifer & a proven bull has been the standard over time immemorial:
    6 to 12 years is very reasonable. I know of several successful, happy relationships with 20 to 30 years difference... the determinate factors will be compatibility (whatever that means) health & wealth.

    go for it! you only go round once. enjoy.
     
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  12. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Thanks. But that was October 2012 bro. Lol
     
  13. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Hes off probation now.

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  14. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    This has to be the worse thread ever that won't end.
     
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  15. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    no body made you read it?

    :confused2:
     
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  16. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for participating. Tell your friends. Lol
     
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  17. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Shouldn't have watched the video... :shifty:

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  18. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Thee...Ohio State University
    Nice, haha
     
  19. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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  20. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    Believe me I haven't read it for months but it still lingers.
     
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  21. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Ironically enough, much like the smell of the chicks that cash bangs.

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  22. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    You brought me back for a laugh shame one you McLovin.:ffic:
     
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  23. Bpk

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    Febreze comes in tubs.

    Just like Maynard in a motel room.


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  24. Bpk

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    Just throwing this in here because this thread seems like the best desktop folder to keep this in.

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  25. Bpk

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  26. Bpk

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    /thread?
     
  27. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    No, not gonna happen.
     
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  28. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Happy Hump Day

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  29. Bpk

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    Devin Hester, you are ridiculous!!!!
     
  30. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Awe cute. She's wearing your panties on her head.

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  31. Bpk

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    Imagine if they caught fire on one of his bedside candles-in-a-wine-bottle. Being cheap 99 cent store panties that he bought her, they'd melt immediately into his scalp creating a super-villain worthy of the next porn version of Batman.
     
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  32. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    $.99?? As if...

    Those are Victoria's Secret dude.
     
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  33. Bpk

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    Clearance or Sale section? be honest.
     
  34. Fin D

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    If that's Victoria, I suspect her secret is a *****.
     
  35. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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  36. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Da dun dun dun, DAAAAAAAA dun....

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  37. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Behold......


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    Dip**** Smurf
     
  38. MikeHoncho

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    "Don't call my escorts 'whores', Michael!"

    -GOB Bluth
     
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  39. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    So there are spastic Na'vi.
     
  40. Bpk

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    Heat Miser!
     

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