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  1. Ultra

    Ultra Lazy

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    Texas
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
     
  2. Georgia Fin

    Georgia Fin Fin For Life

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    Nov 25, 2007
    West Georgia
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm Rick James *****!!!!"
     
  3. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Nov 29, 2007
    Charlotte NC
    esterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
     
  4. JCowScot

    JCowScot So funky the dead dance

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    Mar 22, 2008
    FLA USA
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
     
  5. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Nov 23, 2007
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
     
  6. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Apr 2, 2008
    Coral Springs, FL
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
     
  7. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    Dec 6, 2007
    NJ
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
     
  8. Silverphin

    Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    Nov 25, 2007
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
     
  9. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Miami FL
    And I got high
     
  10. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    DC Metro Area
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman
     
  11. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
     
  12. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    Dec 6, 2007
    NJ
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
     
  13. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Denver, CO
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
     
  14. PrepDogg

    PrepDogg Rock hard....Ride Free

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    Apr 19, 2008
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
     
  15. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
     
  16. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    Dec 6, 2007
    NJ
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
     
  17. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Dec 7, 2007
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy....
     
  18. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Dec 2, 2007
    Miami FL
    ...When I dropped my dick
     
  19. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Nov 27, 2007
    DC Metro Area
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
     
  20. Sethdaddy8

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    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo.
     
  21. TheMageGandalf

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    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
     
  22. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
     
  23. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Bloomington, IN.
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
     
  24. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    Dec 6, 2007
    NJ
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    Paris Hilton approached with a 12" milkbone and proceeded to
     
  25. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Dec 1, 2007
    Melbourne, Fl
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
     
  26. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
     
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  27. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
     
  28. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    :pity:
     
  29. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...

    The blowup doll from hell

    [​IMG]
     
  30. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Have you been keeping that at your place this whole time? :eek:
     
  31. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    it was a gift to bigdogshunt.
     
    Last edited: Jul 9, 2008
  32. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    who...on gods green earth...would make such a thing.










    ****in japan.:pity:
     
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  33. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    down boy! Down!!
     
  34. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    freaking japanese

    [​IMG]
     
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  35. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Is that a freaking machine gun???:lol:
     
  36. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    they're so scary.
    [​IMG]
     
  37. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    [​IMG]:no::no:
     
  38. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Lucky's favorite show:

    [​IMG]
     
  39. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    thats your wallpaper isn't it ......
     
  40. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    it was an accident. you sent me it on my hotmail account and i right-clicked, and then one thing led to another...
     

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