In all seriousness though he told me he was gonna hit the gym, dye his hair a more youthful shade, and trade in his Stang for a bike. Open roads. Just livin' the dream. Spoiler
One too many arguments with FinD. Pagan hopped in his Hyundai Veloster (that is so much better than my Toyota Prius and am a sucker for buying) and has been subsequently lost is bum **** nowhere Florida that FinD "inhabits"
What an inconsiderate thread. Taking off leather tights when you're 90 years old takes some time, guy.
Hair dye incident. Now he sits atop an opera house playing bass and terrorizing young women whilst wearing a mask. So, basically the same thing he was doing before but better venue.
Following Alice Cooper around the "millennium bingo hall and monster truck rally tour 2014 sponsored by Dr Scholls Orthopedic shoes " all year?
Rededicating himself to the Ladies Lounge. Spending 8-10 hours per day researching the hottest in female entertainment JPEG's showing the least amount WITHOUT violating the TOS. A one man crusade. Can't wait to see the results.
He jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge after the new "Mustang" came out and survived somehow....got picked up by a dominatrix community and they have been running various chasity experiments on him ever since.... Just joking he is going to finally fix Fanhell....
where is pagan/ He is out searching for virgins to sacrifice in America, and is being forced to lower his standards, hard knock life that
I honestly have no idea how to take that. LOL The answer to the poll though is none of the above. If you knew what happened on that tour you'd be shaking your head. The only times that were any good were onstage. The rest of it? Let's put it this way, Spinal Tap would genuflect to us.