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Where is Pagan?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by bigbry, Jun 3, 2014.

While on Tour, Pagan disappeared. Why?

  1. Horrible disfiguring hair dye incident, doesnt want any attention.

    16.7%
  2. He was caught with the police Chiefs daughter, now buried in a swamp.

    5.6%
  3. Pagan stepped out of the bus to take a piss. They left him.

    44.4%
  4. Pagan is the new Gimp, no time for computers.

    33.3%
  1. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Unless I'm mistaken, and we all know I rarely am, Pagan is missing.

    Here are your options.
     
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  2. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    He's under CiF's bed.
     
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  3. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    In a ditch somewhere after nine golden retrievers conspired to run him off the road?
     
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  4. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    In all seriousness though he told me he was gonna hit the gym, dye his hair a more youthful shade, and trade in his Stang for a bike.
    Open roads. Just livin' the dream.

    [​IMG]
     
  5. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    He's playing in the lounge of the Newark Holiday Inn with a RATT tribute band.
     
  6. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    One too many arguments with FinD. Pagan hopped in his Hyundai Veloster (that is so much better than my Toyota Prius and am a sucker for buying) and has been subsequently lost is bum **** nowhere Florida that FinD "inhabits"
     
  7. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    What an inconsiderate thread. Taking off leather tights when you're 90 years old takes some time, guy.
     
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  8. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    I thought he was busy touring with One Republic.
     
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  9. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Hair dye incident. Now he sits atop an opera house playing bass and terrorizing young women whilst wearing a mask. So, basically the same thing he was doing before but better venue.
     
  10. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Following Alice Cooper around the "millennium bingo hall and monster truck rally tour 2014 sponsored by Dr Scholls Orthopedic shoes " all year?
     
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  11. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    Rededicating himself to the Ladies Lounge.
    Spending 8-10 hours per day researching the hottest in female entertainment JPEG's showing the least amount WITHOUT violating the TOS.

    A one man crusade. Can't wait to see the results.
     
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  12. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    LOL

    Been busy. ;)
     
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  14. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    He jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge after the new "Mustang" came out and survived somehow....got picked up by a dominatrix community and they have been running various chasity experiments on him ever since....













































































    Just joking he is going to finally fix Fanhell....
     
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  15. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    so then...

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  16. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    If only.
     
  17. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    where is pagan/

    He is out searching for virgins to sacrifice in America, and is being forced to lower his standards, hard knock life that
     
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  18. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    educating America's youth on what tattoos look like when you age to make them think twice.
     
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  19. MikeHoncho

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    Nope. No you don't.

    Sent from my LG-MS770 using Tapatalk
     
  20. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Soooo whats the wink for? Its a hint isnt it?
     
  21. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Mebbe.

    [​IMG]
     
  22. Dolphin1184

    Dolphin1184 Member

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    Shouldn't you be worshipping Christmas Trees or something? :tongue2:
     
  23. GreysonWinfield

    GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

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    Is same sex marriage legal in the state he lives in?
     
  24. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Do they even make Russian Mail Order Grooms?
     
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  25. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    I see we haven't raised the bar on humor in here in my absence. ;)
     
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  26. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    You know we all missed you Pagan. You're one of a kind. :butthead:
     
  27. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    I honestly have no idea how to take that. LOL

    The answer to the poll though is none of the above. If you knew what happened on that tour you'd be shaking your head. The only times that were any good were onstage. The rest of it? Let's put it this way, Spinal Tap would genuflect to us.
     
  28. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    :theman:
     
  29. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Clear your inbox stooooooooopid....trying to message you...
     
  30. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Done
     
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  31. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Too late Fin D already fulfilled my desires.....
     
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  32. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Yes, but how much did he pay you? You know I would of out bid the transvestite.
     
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