Just-To-Talk

i wish i was high right now or atleast tonight i could be........girl wants to talk on phone all night :/

 

I know the feeling bro.

 

I hear you loud and clear, my friend.

 

FG isnt that picture taken right outside your window? You better move again, Prep found you.

 

And how do YOU know what the outside of her window looks like?

 

Good question.

 

When I interview enforcin, that will be what I ask him.

 

Not to change the subject, but what's with all y'all with the totally black avatars? :

 

I dont kiss and tell. I'll tell you everything else though.

 

Many have black avatars in honor of like2god's mother who recently passed away.

 

So... does that mean we dont get to hear what happens with the Starbucks Lollipop chick?

 

only if all I do is kiss her.














Which probably means there will be no story what so ever....

 

Just answer every question with a question, be like David Caruso in 'Jade'

 

you have a problem with that color?

 

sux being the only one that takes my lunch at 1.....no one ever posts....

 

I just woke up. What up?

 

U make me sick.....

 

Its time once again for Enforcer's things that common people know about their women but I seem to not have a clue advice: Never insult your woman when she is handling your food........

 

Holy **** dude you're how old and you didnt know that?!

Funny you should mention that though. I insulted Lucky a bunch last month and all of a sudden there was a "Tomato Scare". My banter worked its way down to the fields and his amigos got me back good.

I was without that sweet delicious food on all my fav Taco Bell items until this week!

 

Dude, I'm pretty dumb sometimes......when it comes to women. I put my foot in my mouth alot. Which could be why other things dont get put in my mouth very often!


Once I walked in the kitchen while the woman was making dinner and she looked pissed so I said whats the prob? she said "I'm tired of the house always being so dirty". So I said "Well then clean it!"........doghouse city...

 

On a good note, while in the doghouse I met Lucky....he's a good boy, yes he is!

 

See, there is your problem...you allowed her to speak.


What you should have done is walk in, see that she is pissed and then pinch her *** and fondle her boobies. Girls like that. Even if they resist and call you a creep and blow their whistles, they secretly enjoy the attention.

And if she tried to talk after that, you simply punch her in the face.


I am joking of course. And open hand slap will usually do.

 

ROFLMAO!

well played, doc, well played.

 

Say what?

 

Limburger and Ritz!

 

When fashion fits....

Puttin' on the ritz...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY&feature=related

 

jeez, samphin interviews a guy and its pimp city.

 

everything and anything you could ever want to know about women and mankind is in this song. good luck deciphering it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P79EMaKnNw

 

Damn this sucks, I'm sitting here at home on a friday night

Not a damn thing, but Ft Meyers is growing from what I hear.

Cool, I now have a new avy.

Just pretend to be intrested, it also works well with Enforcer for some reason

Huh?

 

ok so who's drunk raise your hand?

 

how big of a pimp can the guy be if he gets a girl that says "we are like cheese and crackers"...........

 

Not yet...It's only 4 in the afternoon on Saturday. Taking the wif out to dinner tonight and must drive.

 

What up, kids?