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An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by CashInFist, Oct 28, 2012.

  1. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Aren't you late for your banjo lesson?
     
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  2. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Deliverance and Heehaw were 40 years ago there snappy. That was a nice comeback like 20/30 years ago. Lol...
     
  3. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    My bad...I forgot the leaps and bounds that Mississippi has made culturally since then. LOL
     
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  4. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Wow. Another original (wink, wink) zinger... You must've doubled up on your geritol today. ;-)
     
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  5. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    it's a lot gooder.

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  6. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    You say I'm unoriginal and then follow it up with an "old" joke?

    Seriously? :tongue2:

    Now stop derailing what the original purpose of this thread is...to make fun of CIF.
     
  7. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    HAH! As if NYC is not the glory hole capital of America..lol

    Funny thing is Pagan, you've probably seen and heard the exact same things as CiF is saying and doing, granted it is different for an alternative lifestyle like you lead, but still...
     
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  8. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Let me get all of ya a net to catch the meaning. The "Northeast" part was a joke. Where I live is just about as redneck as anywhere down south.

    The point is the complete and utter lack of class being exhibited to someone he's supposedly "in love" with. Yeah, you tell HER you f**ked her brains out...you don't come on a football message board and talk about her - if you truly are "in love" with her - as if she's a 2:00 am bar whore.

    Capiscé, paisan?
     
  9. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    God bless each and everyone of them.
     
  10. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Absolutely. I'll have you know that for a 2AM bar whore, bry's sister has a quite the head on her shoulders. Even got an Ecology degree and everything.

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  11. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Holy $hit! Imeister3 is my father.
     
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  12. MikeHoncho

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    Prove it

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  13. McLovin

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    [​IMG]
     
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  14. bigbry

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    Well, lets start out with your mothers maiden name and your SS#.
     
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  15. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    And fond family photo's...

    [​IMG]
     
  16. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Hahahahaha

    Its like we are twins.
     
  17. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Right. Bry vs Miesty:

    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
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  18. padre31

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    Normally a 2 am bar whore type has to get the guy drunk enough to take them home tho
     
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  19. Fin-Omenal

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    They can be fun, just don't marry one. (Sorry Todd)
     
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  20. padre31

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    Hmm, seeing as most Dolfans drink heavily by week 12 or so, it would seem our fandom has given us a natural advantage at 1:59 am, everyone is hammered, we are just getting warmed up.

    Dolfan drinking game:

    12 beer pre game warmup

    -mention Marino -1 shot
    -mention Shula -1 shot
    -mention choking late last yr-double shot, beer chaser

    And that is just by half time
     
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  21. McLovin

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    our drinking games aren't so fun.

    lose superbowl +1 shot.
     
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  22. padre31

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    Not so bad really, Jills fans have to take 4 shots in a row
     
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  23. MikeHoncho

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    Need second half drinking games?


    • Late game situation where we only need to advance 20 yards to kick the game-winning field-goal; end up with turnover on downs. Game over - 2 shots.



    • Late game situation where we only need to one first down in order to run out the clock; end up with a QB strip/fumble recovered by the other team in field goal range for the win - 5 shots.



    • Late in the game, during the middle of an epic comeback game-winning drive, the offensive line gives up sack number 6 of the day, effectively injuring the QB; we lose - 1 shot equivalent delivered intravenously into either arm of your choice.



    • In a crucial playoff-berth clinching late-season game; we manage to score 17 points, but lose by 24. All 41 OPP points coming in the second half. - 3 shots equivalent delivered via suppository.
     
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  24. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Yep, 2 am bar lovely will max out her Amex Black trying to feed a dolfan enough booze to make the ugly go away....booze and ugly are like old friends who come by and drop off a porsche
     
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  25. Pagan

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    This is CIF we're talking about, remember? More the reverse. :shifty:
     
  26. MikeHoncho

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    Doesn't matter, had liquor.
     
  27. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Hmm, when your life is the Sahara Desert a single bottle of water can look like a waterfall
     
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  28. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Was wondering why we hadn't heard back from Cash... hope he recovers soon.
    [​IMG]
     
  29. padre31

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    Sometimes the Preacher telling the truth hurts Brother Pagan
     
  30. Fin-Omenal

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    Hope CIF is just on a drunken binge full of bootleg moonshine and not laying in a polluted lake dead because Joe Bob wasn't fixin to lose his wife.

    CIF, you ok?

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  31. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    She left her husband last Saturday and moved in with me and got an attorney and filed for divorce Tuesday. I'm taking my son to see the Pirates today.
     
  32. Fin-Omenal

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    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  33. McLovin

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    Go on....









    ....unzips
     
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  34. bigbry

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    Okay then, officially on the clock as of last Saturday, June 28th 2014.

    Time for predictions
     
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  35. padre31

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    2 yrs or so
     
  36. McLovin

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    I say 6 months. .













    .....unzips
     
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  37. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Uhm, A) your a pessimist B) sorry that you have to have the seat down to pee
     
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  38. McLovin

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    But in the morning I have to stand on my head.
     
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  39. padre31

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    That is what she should be doing
     
  40. bigbry

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    In roughly 6 weeks she calls the po-po to report CiF for something reeeeaaaalllyyy weird.
     

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