An 18 year old girl likes me, tell me why not?...

dude... what CiF does at a Pirates game with his son is none of your business.

 

Not sure which one you are quoting here.

 

well..... at least until you devise another way to evacuate Lmeister's man juice. What about a shop vac?.... or is that considered foreplay?

 

Ix-nay on the shop vac, it ips-ray out the ubes-pay.

 

.... and then it vacuums 'em right up. so what's the problem?

 

yes

 

......unzips

 

She came to see you at work?

 

I'm sorry I made fun of her this whole time. I never would have done that if I knew she was royalty.

Does this mean you're going to become the Dairy King?

 

That ****ing Gold chain thing again.......

 

Not really. It's the DQ Reserve. He spends one weekend a month learning about Blizzards & Mr Misty's and two weeks a year making them.

 

so how long did it take to untangle your mustache?

 

yes yes, it gets tangled in her hair and then you "trim it".

 

That's debatable.

FinD get in here.

 

Says the guy from Mississippi where they finally allowed blacks to eat with whites yesterday.....

 

Someone sounds jealous.

 

If real there is a couple hunna there......

Gold is 1318/oz son.....

 

Ya'll got jokes!!!! I love jokes and thats what we are all doing......

However CIF when you do marry her, I really think we all on this thread should be invited.......I would go, **** it....

Go get **** faced, bang a cow, come home......no big deal....

 

Just make the cow face a cliff so it keeps backing up.

 

At Fanhell every thread was like this or better, until Mor got all executive and got a real job..............

 

Yesterday? Must be a Mythfact.

 

The voice of experience weighing in.

 

Alegedly.

 

Right... And if that little cow says anything about FinYank by name, she's a liar.

 

He prefers the bulls.


Lmeister the bears.

 

Brilliant. If you can't make Finyank back dat *** up, have the cow do it for him.

 

CiF leans in and whispers, " lets call our cousin Jimmy Buck Ray to join us tonight after the young'uns get to sleep"

 

with a wink

 

No one's winking at you, Barry.
If you want to join Cif, Milf, and Bry, just ask them.

 

No....too easy...

 

It doesn't turn me on when I have to pursue. I want to be pursued.

 

rob a liquor store

 

Even the cops won't touch him.

It's the extensive amount of moles.

 

Be honest, has that ever stopped you?

 

.... unzips