Got booked to do my first headlining gig. I also just got my hands on a GIANT green screen for Predictably Drunk, Season 2. Now I can puke up my cocktails ANYWHERE I WANT!
If you're so against spoilers, maybe you should call it "Un-Predictably Drunk...Maybe...Sometimes". Or make it funny, cause no one would see that coming.
OMG..... best. music video. ever. NSFW (or wife... or kids... or church... or Ohio Fanatic). Spoiler http://xhamster.com/dance video
Anyone else here ever experience the hours of fun that is poison ivy? I just met her last week. Miserable bit*h. And no I didn't get it on my dick, McLovin.
That's a kind thought but I don't think Tony's rectum is capable of feeling anymore. The U.S Military is wasting an opportunity here, not with Tony's ***hole but with the manufacturing of a poison ivy based chemical weapon. The urushiol compound in it has a reaction time similar to mustard gas and a physiological display of symptoms that are similar as well. It takes just one billionth of a gram to elicit a rash. The amount on the head of a pin could irritate 500 people; a fourth an ounce is enough to make every person on the planet break out in tormenting, intolerable itching for a few weeks; if you burn it, the molecules can become airborne; and it can remain active for 5 years. (Thankfully this isn't my ankle or forearm)
So I figured out.... next time any of you are really mad at someone, instead of yelling at them, dust them off with a sprig of poison ivy, then a week later when the itching is at its unbearable worst, slip them a hit of acid.
Simply to test the green screen out...and harass Giants fans who just got SWEPT in their own home by The Dodgers. [video=youtube;KsoMNJdBg2o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsoMNJdBg2o[/video]
I know right? can you imagine Todd running to the woods to get some poinson ivy after his slap fight with Maynard and then winding up with poison ivy all over his hands and eventually his, yours, Maynards, Cuch's Barry's, Boinks and CashinFists *****? And FinD's anus. Not necessarily in that order.