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Samphin Presents: Predictably Drunk! Week One vs. New England

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Samphin, Sep 2, 2014.

  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    It's back! Football season is officially here and that means Predictably Drunk is on huge air. Find out if Miami will beat New England, who gets inducted into the Dol-Felon Hall of Fame, and whether or not our guest correspondent can provide a winning pick...for once.

    [video=youtube_share;hdtFJaY46Ws]http://youtu.be/hdtFJaY46Ws[/video]
     
  2. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    I knew you'd be drunk.....
     
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  3. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Boom *****......been waiting for this....
     
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  4. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Lucky guess... but then you always get lucky with Sam. :shifty:
     
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  5. Vertical Limit

    Vertical Limit Senior Member

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    guess no point tuning in then.
     
  6. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Sorry cant watch..till.after the game.
     
  7. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Why?
     
  8. LITP

    LITP Active Member

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    Check 4m40s.

    Thats when the Phins lost the game.
     
  9. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    1) Will it be even more accurate this season? Have you upgraded the prediction technology?

    2) What excuse were you using for being drunk all the time from January til now?
     
  10. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Looks like you dropped the idea of the drink being something local to the opponent.
     
  11. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Not entirely. I just forgot to go to the store to buy ingredients for this gae. The drinks will still tie in to the team somehow, albeit loosely. Some weeks it may be like last year where it's location, other weeks might be tied to a stat, player, etc.

    Also, the correspondents will be changing throughout the year. I have some fun comedians on tap for this year and am working on a pretty big name to hopefully swing by and do a week.
     
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  12. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Typically, these will be out on Wednesday/Thursday, not Tuesday, but I had this one in the can and decided to throw it out early.

    FYI
     
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  13. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Golden.

    In NJ for the draft you snorted a plate of Alfredo Sauce then puked.....the Dolphins went on to draft Pat White. Coincidence? I doubt it.
     
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  14. PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

    What was your record last year Sam?
     
  15. DOLPHAN1

    DOLPHAN1 Premium Member Luxury Box

    predictably. :shifty:
     
  16. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Pretty sure I nailed every single game.

    :shifty:
     
  17. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Go home, you're drunk.
     
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  18. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    I vote for an episode of Drunk History "Samphin-style" of a few classic games:

    1) Phins vs Raiders "sea of hands game"
    2) Phins vs NE "snow plow game"
    3) Phins vs NYJ "fake spike game"
     
  19. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    I like the higher production quality
     
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  20. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    The green screen was probably the best thing I could have purchased.

    Except for that I can't really wear any Dolphins stuff anymore...
     
  21. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    You have to bring back the gangster gator busting shots off later in the year.....
     
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  22. Samphin

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    It's a long season, my friend. ;)
     
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  23. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    [​IMG]
     
  24. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Just got home and watched the video. Hilarious, but come on you couldnt hold the 5th down for us. SMH
     
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  25. 54Fins

    54Fins "In Gase we trust"

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    over there
    Haha, great job like always!

    You must be losing your edge though. When you were a little younger, you could have handled the rum. :yes:
     
  26. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    I like the new look this year. Too bad you'll give up on this by week 5, as usual. :shifty:
     
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  27. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    I looked into Sam's predictions from last season. Much to my surprise, he made it through 9 games. His prediction record? 5-4.

    That's right, Sam is just like the last decade of the Dolphins when it comes to predicting games. Average.
     
  28. GARDENHEAD

    GARDENHEAD Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Psychedelic! It would be way cooler with an aqua jersey messing up the green screen.
     
  29. Samphin

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    IT'S A LONG SEASON!

    And Rocky, 5-4 is correct. And I have no choice but to finish this season as I have sponsors this year that don't like me NOT doing what I said I would do.
     
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  30. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Good! You do a good job with these.
     
  31. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Wish There was a take after the credits to see what 4 shots of 151 in 30 seconds can make you look like and act like.
     
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  32. Samphin

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  33. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Lol, what I suspected, involuntary muscle contraction of my face just thinking about it,
     
  34. 77FinFan

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    How do you get the taste out of your mouth?
     
  35. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Over 3,600 views in two days. Me thinks Tom Brady and Bill Belichick watched and shared.

    Thanks for the love, guys!
     
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  36. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Wow...

    5 shots of 151...

    Holy hell how did you feel the next day?
     
  37. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I didn't.

    The day after that, however....
     
  38. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    Slightly left of center
    Yet another reason we need an orange alternate Jersey. Or you could wear white. Just don't show your ummm....."bathing suit" area so you don't have to explain the stain.

    Nevermind. Just wear the orange.
     
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  39. finwin

    finwin Active Member

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    First time watcher, and I'll watch every week until we lose. I should have bet my net worth on Seattle but Darn it, I didn't see your commentator till today. Not sure about the other two picks, but I think I'm starting Kapernick on my fantasy league because he's sure to run with Martin protecting him.
     
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  40. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Jeremy Curry's first pick was a success. Let's see if he can bring the other two home, and if my liver is Nostradamus or Nostra-dumbass
     

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