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***The OFFICIAL Miami Dolphins Vs New England Patriots game day thread*** (BPK Free)

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by SICK, Sep 7, 2014.

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  1. Sep 7, 2014 #1
    SICK

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    [video=youtube;4gY2wtmcADo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gY2wtmcADo[/video]

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    **** THAT JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​


    GET UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Are you guys ready!?!??!?

    I SAID ARE YOU READDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!!??!

    The Miami Dolphins 2014 NFL football season is here!!!!!!! Ryan Tannehill 3rd year starter?!?!

    HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE!!!!!!!

    Samson Satele is back!!!!!!!!

    GIMME DAT SAMOAN MULLET MOTHER ****ER!!!!!!!!

    Mike Wallace is happy to be here and catching balls off the jugs machine more than Tom Brady catches balls on his chin in the off-season!!!!!

    THATS A LOT OF ****ING BALLS DDDDDOOOOOOODDDDDDDDEEEE !!!!!!!

    You want offense?!

    WE GOT LAZOR!

    You want Defense?!?!

    WE GOT GRIMES, FINNEGAN, DAVIS, VERNON, MITCHELL, STARKS, MISI, ELLERBE, TRUSNICK (LOL), JONES (JK) WILSON, JORDAN (NOPE), AND THE MOTHER ****ING KRAKEN!!!!!!

    Do you have a greek mythological beast that can bench press a Fiat on your team, New England?!!?!?!?

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    (mod approved cause **** it, it's game day!!!!!!!)
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    It's midnight on the east coast. Brady is masturbating to Magic mike on his hotel PPV for $19.00 usd. Mankins is in Tampa. Billechk is at Macy's picking out a new high-end hoody he's giggling to cut the sleeves off of, Peyton is in Denver (what?), Salgero is hi-fiving someone betting against the Dolphins, Omar Kelly is starring at his own butthole in a tall mirror laying on his bed (hi omar I know you lurk here), Robert Kraft is having a beer with Donald Sterling while they compare their black money makers, Chandler Jones hates knowing he's never going to be the most popular Jones brother, Brock Lesnar is eating an orphan (huh? Im drunk), and I am sitting at my ****ing dinner table, beer in hand, and ready to go break a tank over my knee and punch former Marlins 3rd baseman Mike Lowell in the face, cause **** Florida International University (google)...

    This thread is for you. For me. For your Dolphins friends, for Dan Marino, for Ray Finkle, for Don Shula, for Snow flake, for Brock Forsey, for Tony Bua, for Zach Thomas, for Scott Mitchell, for Scott Mitchell (I had to do it twice, he is soooo fat now), for Wayne Huzienga (RIP Blockbuster), for the 1997 Florida Panthers, for Reagan Mauia (Im the juggernaut *****!), for Cleo Lemon, for Joey Harrington......this thread is even for Wes Welker (you're welcome for the free ride *****, enjoy the molly)....

    I want each and every one of you to enjoy this ****ing game, love life, watch our phins, and see greatness unfold.

    Miami wins 31-21 and ESPN comes into the office, collectively and all drool over us being a wild card team, Rex Ryan eats an entire rotisserie chicken from U-Save, Mark Sanchez cries, Chad Henne flicks Bortles ear and yells "suck it rook", and all of a sudden you're all begging me to do it again next week against Buffalo cause superstition is a mother ****er!!!!

    See you at 1pm. Bring the beer. Bring the brass knuckles. Bring the bass. And **** McLovin cause he'll be at my house, and he's not leaving with a jugular!!!!!!!



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    #BradyEatsMaleTaint

    #****RichardSeymore

    #RodneyHarrisonHasAIDS

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    *BPK is banned from posting "jokes" in this thread​
     
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  2. Sep 7, 2014 #2
    BayAreaFinFan

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    It's finally here! In Lazor I trust!
     
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  3. Sep 7, 2014 #3
    Alex13

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    GOOOOOOO DOLPHINS !!!!
    good idea about BPK
     
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  4. Sep 7, 2014 #4
    Rocky Raccoon

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    Miami Dolphins football is FINALLY back! I still have a bad taste in my mouth after last season and I'm ready to watch our team get better and hopefully get back to the playoffs. I'm feeling good about this season.

    New offense. I'm ****ing PUMPED! I envision Tannehill tearing **** up this year. The running game will be better. We have one of the best defensive lines in the league and I can't ****ing wait to watch them wreak HAVOC on opposing quarterbacks. Starting TODAY with Tom Brady.

    My erection has an erection. Let's dethrone these New England bastards. LET'S ****ING GO DOLPHINS!!!!!

    FINS UP!!!!!
     
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  5. Sep 7, 2014 #5
    A13OVEAVERAGE

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    About time! I'm going to bed, see you in 11ish hours. #StrongerTogether #FinsUp #Hashtags
     
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  6. Sep 7, 2014 #6
    PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

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    Mid-season form SICK!

    LOVE IT!
     
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  7. Sep 7, 2014 #7
    dWreck

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    I will be there tomorrow. Ive never seen a dolphins loss in person and that will still continue to be the case when we bust the pats up. My streak is 6-0 i believe.
     
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  8. Sep 7, 2014 #8
    RickyBobby

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    I haven't seen Mitchell yet...is he really THAT fat?
     
  9. Sep 7, 2014 #9
    BayAreaFinFan

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    If the trend continues, we may need to start a kickstarter campaign to get you season tix!
     
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  10. Sep 7, 2014 #10
    SICK

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  11. Sep 7, 2014 #11
    PhinFan1968

    PhinFan1968 To 2020, and BEYOND! Club Member

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    Tubby fu**.
     
  12. Sep 7, 2014 #12
    Finfangirl

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    Oh man, I thought I was going to get to start the official thread..lol. Good job Sick. I felt out of breath reading that. Now let's get this party started.
     
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  13. Sep 7, 2014 #13
    RickyBobby

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    Lol the shirt is his weight? And it reads "the biggest loser"... That's rough
     
  14. Sep 7, 2014 #14
    SICK

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    It's a reality tv show hes on to lose weight lol
     
  15. Sep 7, 2014 #15
    padre31

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    Sad thing is, back in the day the cheerleaders thought he was quite the heart throb, iirc he married one and the Dolphins policy changed to forbid it, Jim Jensen did as well iirc

    Enough of that ****, Philbin, Lazor, Tannehil and Kraken..show us what you got
     
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  16. Sep 7, 2014 #16
    jpep13

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    Come on Miami, Beat those ****ers! Take Brady out
     
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  17. Sep 7, 2014 #17
    adamprez2003

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    if motorhead starts the thread we are guaranteed a win. Good job Sick!

    All Hail Touchdown Lemmy!

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  18. Sep 7, 2014 #18
    Griese's Glasses

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    Working tomorrow so...have to follow on the mobile app, hearts with the team though. TD Miami!
     
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  19. Sep 7, 2014 #19
    maynard

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    Whoooooooo


    Sent from my Note 3
     
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  20. Sep 7, 2014 #20
    vt_dolfan

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    Wooooooot...hot damm baby jeebus...let the Lazor Gun offense rain points on the Patriots like the sweeping waters of the Apocolypse.
     
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  21. Sep 7, 2014 #21
    padre31

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    Hmm..Sick's gameplan...sleep 'till 11 or so, go down to store, load up, watch pregame, and roll on?

    :lol:
     
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  22. Sep 7, 2014 #22
    SICK

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    Made buffalo chicken dip tonight......will re-heat tomorrow. Watching "Homeland" now. Going to bed soon
     
  23. Sep 7, 2014 #23
    Rocky Raccoon

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    Is McLovin really going to be at your house?
     
  24. Sep 7, 2014 #24
    GridIronKing34

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    I'm sorry the aftertaste of Fin D takes so long to go away...
     
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  25. Sep 7, 2014 #25
    djphinfan

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    Lol..I purposely scrolled down as slow as possible so each line would be a suprise, I savored that sh@& sick...fu@& yeah we can cuss!!!!lets go balls deep in Brady's ***...


    Wait, I was just kidding about that last part.

    Lazor gun offense..like that Vt...that's gonna stick..

    Yeah!!!!!! Padre nicknamed OV " baby squid".......

    And Chris McCain "yippee Kyle yay mother fu&$er!!!"

    Wtf????!!!!!

    I don't know why I'm yelling!!!!

    Loud noises!!!!

    I'm not gonna sleep tonite..

    Ok, seriously, Pouncey is coming back early and it looks like were gonna get jones and Dion back for game 2..

    So get the fu&$ in YOUR SEATS EARLY FOR A DAMN CHANGE, and tell whoever else along the way the same..come on man, just do it!!!

    I think Ross should have planes fly over and drop aqua and orange Gatorade on the fans..lol

    Fans need to perform 2maro, it's gonna be tough in the heat but we gotta do our part..

    RELEASE THE KRAKEN mother fu&$ers!!!!!!!!!
     
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  26. Sep 7, 2014 #26
    SICK

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  27. Sep 7, 2014 #27
    Rocky Raccoon

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  28. Sep 7, 2014 #28
    padre31

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    YKY..let us enjoy the chaos

    McLoving at Sicks, dogs marrying cats...it is the Krakenacolypse!
     
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    padre31

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    I'm happy the offensive line simply is on the same page, I know people are hoping for Pouncey's return, tbh he is the sort of player who is physically talented and the roster likes him, do think

    Satele is simply smarter at football than he is, we shall see today

    Weather permitting, may not be here for it, will try to go see Mom in the nursing home

    Otherwise, Gentlemen, start your boners for the game
     
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  30. Sep 7, 2014 #30
    djphinfan

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    tell her the boys at thephins said hey mom!!!
     
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  31. Sep 7, 2014 #31
    GARDENHEAD

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    True story: I'm kinda loaded and am in a cab, headed home. I'm excited about tomorrow. Been really looking forward to seeing how these new dolphins will look. And then, that stupid Hootie and the Blowfish song where "the dolphins make me cry" comes on the radio.

    This is a good omen, boys. We are putting the past behind us. Tomorrow is a new day!
     
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  32. Sep 7, 2014 #32
    WhiteIbanez

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    I'll crack that first beer about 12:30 Smoke a cigarette. Bong or two.:lol: For breakfast.
    Stomp a mud hole in their ***.
     
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    should be Lazor-Mounted Dolphin

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  34. Sep 7, 2014 #34
    Alex13

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    here is the instruction manual for all of you going to the game

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  35. Sep 7, 2014 #35
    vizi0n

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    Me too... Been drinking since noon.

    Sick I took 4 shots of 151 in a row... That ***** wouldn't give me anymore.

    Fans better be in their damn seats for the intros... Give these guys something to get jacked up about.

    Tom Brady better have Kraken and OVs gorgeous junk slathered on his face all day...

    I dont think I can stay up anymore... Maybe try to fit in some mediocre sexy time... Bye...

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-N900A using Tapatalk
     
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  36. Sep 7, 2014 #36
    SargeZ33

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    Glad to be here once again!! A new year of Phins football!! Im as exited as Welker on Molly!!

    [video]https://vine.co/v/OuBFx36raOd[/video]
     
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    go Fins!

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    Germanfinfan

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    I'm so pumped!

    Ok let's see...it's close to 1pm in Germany, 6 hours till game time. What am I gonna do? I dont think anybody would expect me to do university stuff right now. Thank god for NFL Gamepass, I think I'm gonna re-watch the 1973 Super Bowl, why not...

    CANT WAIT!

    by the way some of my friends want me to watch the German Qualifier against Scotland in a pub next door tonight...noooooo thank youuuuu
     
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    vt_dolfan

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    Just woke up...now on way to store to get some bacon ... my god Im nervous like Im playing in the damned game.
     
  40. Sep 7, 2014 #40
    bbqpitlover

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    Hey guys Im way up here In New England, Maine to be exact. A friend invited me over his house to watch the game, yes he is a Pats fan. I'm surprised how many Dolfans are in Maine as a matter of fact he has around a dozen people going to see the game and he realized the majority of them are Dolfans. So let's crank it of course after going to Church to worship the Lord.
    SPLAT THE PAT!!!
     
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