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Samphin Presents: Predictably Drunk! Week Two @ Buffalo

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Samphin, Sep 10, 2014.

  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Last week my body lied to all of us as Miami laid the lumber to Tom Brady and The Patriots. Can I redeem myself this week? Will the gnarliest shot in this show's history knock me down or will I man up and keep in down? Plus, Cory Robinson explains the recent rash of suspensions in the NFL and the latest inductee into the Dol-Felon Hall Of Fame!

    [video=youtube_share;zPZL-CdRt-g]http://youtu.be/zPZL-CdRt-g[/video]
     
  2. DePhinistr8

    DePhinistr8 Season Ticket Holder

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    Oh man, that might be the most gross drink yet.
     
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  3. GARDENHEAD

    GARDENHEAD Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Great stuff, Sam.

    But that guy Corey is NOT funny. The dumpster joke? Was that even a joke?
     
  4. TooGoodForDez

    TooGoodForDez Deion Sanders for GM

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    Jokes are good, the predictions segment last week did not work.
     
  5. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Maybe if you watched it again...

    I was funny though, right? That's all I really care about.
     
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  6. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    I think you should let us decide what you have to drink that particular week...
     
  7. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Not a bad idea, actually.
     
  8. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Heres an idea for next week:

    Here's the KC Chief Famous Bloody Mary Recipe, the perfect kickoff to any tailgate.

    KC Chiefs Famous Tailgate Bloody Mary
    Ingredients

    1 1/2 oz Vodka
    3 Drops Tabasco Sauce (add more for more spice!)
    3 oz Tomato Juice
    Pepper--to taste
    1 tsp. celery salt
    1 Squirt Lemon Juice
    1/2 tsp Worcestershire Sauce
     
  9. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Eeks....this ones not for the feint at heart;

    Didnt indians used to call alcohol firewater?

    Firewater:

    1 Dash Cinnamon
    4 oz Cinnamon Schnaps
    12 0z Everclear
    3 drops Tabasco


    Obviously youd need to scale it for a shot or something.
     
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  10. jason8er

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    Pretty obvious from last week and last season, 151 doesn't agree with Sam. He downs Everclear, and he WILL fall for the banana in his tailpipe.
     
  11. Dolfan330

    Dolfan330 My wein is so chaffed...

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    This is why I don't drink with white people. :tongue2:
     
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  12. Bpk

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    ****ing Sam should have known better anyways. He struggled with rum LAST year too IIRC.

    No improvement at all. He's a bust.
     
  13. Bpk

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    Fall *for* it??? More like fall ON IT. Over-and-over-and over-and....
     
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  14. Bpk

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    I appreciate that Corey is working hard to launch his comedy career, and willing to do an appearance on this video, so props for that... but there was something disconnected between his delivery and his lack of animation in his body and presence.
     
  15. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Which tells me this is the perfect drink!
     
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  16. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Awww...were fun to drink with come up to Vermont..youll have a blast
     
  17. Vertical Limit

    Vertical Limit Senior Member

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    So when will Corey Robinson get an HBO special? :shifty: I guess anyone can call themselves a comic these days...
     
  18. Samphin

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    I think Cory is taking a bit too much heat. If anyone deserves the criticism, it should go to me as I gave him no direction, and basically accosted him in between gigs in Canada and Los Angeles to get what I could. The editing could have been better as well, which is also on me. The guy is actually a fairly established comedian up here in Northern California and has opened for many big names, done commercial work for local sports teams, as well as running his own comedy room and a pretty steady touring schedule in the western U.S. and Canada.

    Besides, you can't hate on a black guy that probably knows more about Star Wars than George Lucas, even!

    vt_dolfan, there will be a shout out to you next week for the great idea of letting the viewers decide for me on what to drink. I will PM you for some info. Starting next week, there will be an interactive portion to the show that will allow you all to vote on the next week's drink. I have been looking for ways to incorporate the audience more and more and this seems like a great way to do it.
     
  19. MikeHoncho

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    Aw ****, he held it down. Guess we're ****ed.
     
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  20. MikeHoncho

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    He's the Colt McCoy of drinking.
     
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  21. Conuficus

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    Well away from here
    That's not falling. If he keeps 'falling' he's likely to miss and then maybe break off said banana which wouldn't be good for anyone involved.
     
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  22. padre31

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    Yeah, no pre-season have to work the kinks out in the first two weeks

    Thought he missed a chance to hit Smith with "the Robert Hernandez starter kit", and do note, your gag reflex is vastly improved, see living in the city is paying off for ya Sammie

    Next week..KC...Beef/Bourbon..c'mon Slammin' Sammie..softball coming your way
     
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  23. Samphin

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    I put some feelers out for a former phin player to appear on the show at some point this year. I doubt he accepts, but if so, I think you guys will enjoy.
     
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  24. DePhinistr8

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    Bob Griese would jump at the chance to be on a show called "Predictably Drunk"
     
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  25. Phins_Fan_87

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  26. Bpk

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    [video=youtube;sSWmxGDroF4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSWmxGDroF4[/video]
     
  27. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    white folks and their reindeer games smh
     

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