http://deadspin.com/the-dolphins-st...source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow At least now we have an explanation. "This explains everything. Because rationality and probability have failed to adequately resolve how the Dolphins could be so spectacularly bad for so long, the Miami New Times proffers a theory: it's a curse on Sun Life Stadium, formerly Land Shark Stadium, formerly Dolphin Stadium, formerly Pro Player Stadium, formerly Joe Robbie Stadium, formerly where the Tequesta tribe buried their dead until the Dolphins dug them up in 1985. The Dolphins' Stadium Is Literally Built On An Indian Burial Ground The Tequesta inhabited the shores of Biscayne Bay and much of Broward County for thousands of years until the Spanish arrived in the 16th century. They were almost completely wiped out or resettled by the time the British arrived, but left behind plenty of artifacts, including a fruitful site at exactly the spot where the Dolphins' team offices now stand. According to some archeologists, the spot had been a burial ground for the Tequesta around 800 A.D., and for the Seminole tribe some 1,000 years later. The Dolphins sought and received permission to carefully dig up the burial ground, as long as archeologists were on hand to examine what the soil turned up. The Dolphins eventually excavated the burial grounds in six-inch increments, allowing experts to sift through the dirt slowly. Once the area was cleared of artifacts and ancient remains by Dade County archaeologists, the Dolphins were free to continue building the field that their offense would forever explore in six-inch increments. Did disturbing the remains of vengeful natives cause the decades of futility on the site? One point in favor: the Dolphins went to the Super Bowl four months before digging up the remains, and they haven't been back since. A second point: you saw Poltergeist. ****'s scary."
Makes sense for the Hurricanes as well (although it still wouldn't explain the Virginia drubbing during their final OB game)...
The spirits will like the new canopy, where they will rest eternally in cooler conditions. Or, the increased crowd noise deflecting down onto the field will anger them, and the 9th pick of the NFL draft will be our Groundhog Day.
Haha, maybe true! Although that doesn't explain why the Marlins won two World Series titles in the stadium! Thanks to the Marlins that Myth is debunked. At the end of the day the franchise has just been an absolute disaster in coaching/front office since Shula left. But is there any chance we can get those spirits to join the team? My favorite responses: Did disturbing the remains of vengeful natives cause the decades of futility on the site? No. The Dolphins have been terrible on the road, too. The [strike]Dolphins' Stadium[/strike] America Is Literally Built On An Indian Burial Ground You think that's bad? They built Ford Field in DETROIT.
Jared Odrick @JaredOdrick98 4m “@Deadspinolphins dug up an Indian burial ground to build their stadium http://deadsp.in/SdWb13Y Isnt all America built on Indian burial ground?
Maybe we could get a 300 ft tall Stay- puff marshmallow man to play on the line (pick one, they both need help).
