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"I Need A Z-Pack" - D. Shelby

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by GARDENHEAD, Oct 10, 2014.

  1. GARDENHEAD

    GARDENHEAD Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    This story is amazing:

    http://deadspin.com/cops-shelby-asked-for-a-z-pak-after-he-****ed-a-hooke-1644898392

    Shelby eventually did get treatment and kept talking, saying out loud, "I need a Z-Pak." (That's a prepackaged five-day course of the antibiotic azithromycin.) The nurse asked him why.

    "Listen, I ****ed a hooker at the club and don't want to catch anything. I raw dogged her so I need something to kill that ****."

    The report does not say if Shelby got the Z-Pak.
     
  2. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    Rule 1 of getting a hooked

    Do not raw dog that ****
     
  3. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    This guy is one hamburger short of a happy meal.
     
  4. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Is that for real about the hooker?....I doubt he banged a hooker in the club.

    Nice face buddy.
     
  5. Vertical Limit

    Vertical Limit Senior Member

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    LOL... can we just cut him already... clown
     
  6. Den54

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    AMERICA!
    By the looks of the photo, I'm thinking he banged her with his face.
     
  7. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    not to ruin the he's an idiot, which he obviously is, but isn't this against hipaa?
     
  8. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Rarely do ever laugh as hard as I did there...

    Sent from my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk 4
     
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  9. gilv13

    gilv13 Well-Known Member

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  10. Da 'Fins

    Da 'Fins Season Ticket Holder Staff Member Club Member

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    What a system. What a country. Truly, amazing.
     
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  11. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    Part of me hopes this team never changes.

    The other part desperately hopes this team changes.
     
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  12. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Haha, I suddenly really love Shelby.
     
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  13. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    What's Rule 2? :headscratch: .... or is this like the redundant Fight Club deal?
     
  14. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    If he goes after Brady with this mentality then I say let bygones be bygones.
     
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  15. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    rule 2: see rule 1.
     
  16. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    Do not let her choose the location
     
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  17. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    [​IMG]



    Rules of Proper Johning[/I] by Dol-Fan Dupree. :lol:
     
  18. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Look on the bright side....


    never a dull moment!
     
  19. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    New nickname for Shelby: Raw Dog
     
  20. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Lol
     
  21. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Nothing like the voice of experience I suppose. :)
     
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  22. VManis

    VManis Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I'm still stumped on how he inappropriately touched a hooker?
     
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  23. Tone_E

    Tone_E Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    He hadn't yet given her the deposit.
     
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  24. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Meanwhile A-Rog is in town ready to slice and dice this team.....
     
  25. MikeHoncho

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    Would that also be theft?
     
  26. Scrap

    Scrap Active Member

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    No need for him on this team.
     
  27. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    Because no other team has off the field issues.
     
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  28. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    That's why we need Jim Harbaugh, he'd never have a team like that.
     
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  29. Mcduffie81

    Mcduffie81 Wildcat Club Member

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    Can't cut Shelby, he's too damn good.
     
  30. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    I hope that sticks.




    :lol:
     
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  31. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    some are on the field lol. Harbaugh punches Schwartz
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    Or loses locker room
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    Could be worse.
     
  32. Nappy Roots

    Nappy Roots Well-Known Member

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    I don't see the issue here?
     
  33. RickyBobby

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    I wonder what looks more bloodied and bruised after that night...his face or his *****.
     
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  34. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    Can we move this to the lounge?
     
  35. Dolphins1Beatles

    Dolphins1Beatles Ziggy Stardust

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    Feed The RawDog
     
  36. FinNasty

    FinNasty Alabama don’t want this... Staff Member Club Member

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    You want to cut a guy b/c he raw dogged a hooker? Really? lol
     
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  37. 54Fins

    54Fins "In Gase we trust"

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    over there
    Sounds like something from TMZ.
     
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  38. Conuficus

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    Well away from here
    Look at it this way, at least one of our defensive players scored this season.

    You have to find the bright side in things.
     
  39. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    On a side note, between him and Jordan do we need to think about instituting an IQ test or something to see if we cannot draft the dumbest sons a *****es alive to play along the defensive line. I might help us diagnose a screen pass before the decade is up.
     
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  40. huck1974

    huck1974 FU Gene Steratore

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    This **** is too funny. Priceless! I kinda want to buy the guy a beer.
     

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