wait....you mean I was in the car with two virgins in New Jersey??? Hope it goes will for ya. Text me let me know bro.
I'm just kidding, I'd go crazy if it was no sex 'til marriage, not that I'd tell my or her parents otherwise though, lol.
I told my fiance once she got too old I was going to trade her in for a 20 year old... she didnt like that too much
I said that the situation would be re-evaluated after 50 years. Newer models will be available and such.
My wife's about to turn 48 and I told her in two years I'll trade her in for two 25 year olds. The cast comes off next Thursday.
She wants a relationship with no secrets so I couldnt keep it from her... although she didnt like the other secrets i had to divulge
Jen, my fiance, will be 31 in september, maybe ill start the countdown then, I think I still have me gear from lacrosse years ago