I'm guessing the West Virginia Alcoholics Anonymous meetings serve deep fried possum bites and shine for a refresher.
I have to drink beer every morning to stop my hands from shaking. I have to drink on my lunch break at the bar to stop it too. This isn't fun anymore...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Addictive_personality You have an "addictive personality" and obvious alcohol and sex addictions. What Bry is suggesting is you replacing the negative traits with positive ones...
My GF thought I went to Pittsburgh last night to see my stepdad in the hospital. I really went to see a whore I've been texting and never met before. That girl said she was in love with me already. I've got GAME. Lmao
You know why there's generations of farmers? Because kids grow up and want to be like their dads. You're not a farmer, you're an alcoholic who barely has control of his life. I wonder what your kid will grow up to be?
I am #5 in the Nation out of over 5000 employees in Ancillary Insurance sales. At one of the smallest offices in my company. At least I'm a functioning alcoholic.
Oh you're right, you got you're **** together. My bad. I'm guessing nothing could make you happier than your kid living the EXACT life you're living....right?
I hope I end up being half the man my father is, and I hope my son grows up to be 1000x the man that I am.
He'd better have 1000x the liver to pound that many Buds, 1000x the stomach pound that many hogs, and 1000x the tolerance for venerial diseases for after punding the hogs.
Which is honestly the best you do in West Virginia. Does she have all or most of her teeth? Hell that's considered a trophy wife right there in your neck of the woods.
I have no doubt I'll die from cirrhosis of the liver, just like my grandfather did at 64. I don't even think I'll make it that long.
I can only hope he is joking, questioning who you are as a father via message board is pretty GD dumb. So I'll guess he's teasing
Nope. One of two things is happening here, 1. He's telling the truth about his drinking problem, in which case its worth a shot in trying to get him to see how much damage he can be doing to his kid by being a drunk OR 2. He's kidding, in which case what difference does it make what I say about a made up issue?
I honestly don't give a SH!T. I'm used to his foolish tactics. I don't think anybody on this message board takes him seriously anymore.