oh man this was hilarious. "the fourth member of the group will be Brian Hartline. He has no discernible skills, but when you’re taking on a task as daunting as The Oregon Trail, it’s always good to have a gritty white guy who will give 110% and do all of the little things. I’m probably going to regret choosing him over someone more talented and skilled, but, hey, that’s the Dolphins! And, finally, the last man joining the group will be Stephen Ross, chosen simply for comedic purposes." "At Matt’s General Store, I stock up on oxen, food, clothing, bullets, and spare wagon parts. Staying true to the Miami Dolphins roster, I decide to skimp in some areas, going with barely any ammunition and only one extra wagon wheel, axle, and tongue. If any part of the wagon were to break, like say a Branden Albert, things could go south in a hurry."
That's great. I played this game yesterday and couldn't finish it. A thief stole all of my oxen and after trying to trade about 30 times, couldn't find anyone offering Ox. I suppose they all died right there. Sadly, Ross answered No.
This was hilarious. Sad thing is, I can see Philbin playing this game a thousand times and not changing one aproach. Lol
