for you Florida boys..you are familiar with the Truley Nolan exterminators ?? His real name is Truley, he named a son Nozzle, Reely and another one Absolutely. don't forget Dick Butkis..
i knew a girl called Princess Di. Which I thought was the worse, til I dated a girl called Winter Rain (her sisters name was worse, she was Yoda.... believe it or not)
Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii?? Damn it. What am I going to name my kids? All the good names are already taken.
Also, true story. From my hometown there was a guy named Richard Head. He loved the name so much he named his son the same thing.
My aunt almost named a cousin, Cess Pool. My wife wanted to name her first daughter Chasity. When she got married the first time her last name was Belt.. Chasity Belt, she just couldn't name her daughter that..
Best ive seen was in a newspaper announcement for Precious Princess Proctor. Got a good kick outta that one. Number 16 bus stop lol, I woooooooooonder how they got that one? Working in retail I have seen some good last names as well. Most recently we had a Loser and a Moron. I mean, why would you keep that? These were adults!! Seriously though, it just seems lots of parents really dont care that their kid will get beaten up in school.
My brother has a kid called Sierra "Fireball". Yes her middle name is fireball. There 1st child is named California or Cali as I will always call her.
There was also a girl at my Highschool called Robin Goff. She had a father Jack. You don't know how many times people asked her about Jack Goff. He was a small legend.
I had a Sergeant major in the Army named Dick (not Richard) Small and he had it put in the local phonebook as Small, Dick, SGM. This is absolutely true, not a joke!!
There is a man in our phone book here whos name is Richard Wimpy. In the phone book he is listed as Wimpy,Dick. I'd have an unlisted number before I put that...and its no joke, he really does live in this town....
Didn't Gwyneth Paltrow or whatever name her kid 'Apple'... Forrest Whittaker named his kid 'Ocean'... Jason Lee named his kid 'Pilot Inspektor'... Stallone named his kid 'Sage Moonblood'... Robert Rodriguez named his kids Racer and Rogue and some others I can't remember... At least I had the courtesy of only giving my two boys 'different' middle names... Zachary 'CONAN' and Connor 'ARAGORN' wooot!
I dated a girl in high school whose last name was Dick, and when she would call the house my brothers and I would bust out laughing at the caller ID. The phone was in her father's name so it always came up as Harry Dick calling.
as i was goin through this thread laughing i remembered a football player i played against in high school.....he played for american heritage....and got a murdering dose of crap talking to him because of his french name....but is spelled so ridiculous, his parents should be shot....well i googled him, he now plays for eastern illinois (d-2) none other than....Lucious Pusey........pernounced (Lou-Shush...Pooh-Say) you be the judge of what we really called him on the football field.... EDIT--Dead spin even made fun of him!!!!! haha http://deadspin.com/sports/college-football/ladies-and-gentlemen-meet-lucious-pusey-188653.php
Haha. My Grandfather is approaching 75. It didnt strike me when Celt first said it, but I can understand why White families shyed away from that name. Anywho I had an ex-girlfriend who's sister named her daughter 'Patience Rain'. There, thread officially back on topic.
