He's actually the mystery man behind the camera. With some skillful handiwork you might be able to capture him in 305's glasses.
I'm surprised you went with that and not the wet spot on the guy's (err....I mean possibly my) crotch in blue.
The 8x10 sweetheart pic he has of you on the wall does not constitute an actual pic of a vagi... wait...
Found a real pic of Fin D in the back of a swinger's mag Cash left lying around the car washer's lounge at the used auto dealership...
Yes that's me. Yes it was in that magazine. Who is buying the story of how cooch found the picture though? Side Note: Even though no one asked, that donkey and I are splitsville. The hurt is still fresh, so no more questions about her.