A co-worker of mine got this email today and it was too good not to pass along. This is a REAL email, a shameless business tactic that has probably worked a time or two in the past. I omitted some of the personal information. Enjoy
Damn double standards, I could never get away with this. "Hey, you might remember me. Im the stunning dirty blonde guy with large balls"
that would be awesome tho hey remember me....i was the guy with the huge sack and pretty thick johnson....need some temps?
Crazy thing is she works for a rather large temp agency. Maybe shes just really into black guys (the co-worker she sent the email to)
Apparently this woman is infact stunning by the co-workers admission. I asked him if we were going to hire any temps...he just laughed.
Prostitutes are temps, aren't they? I just need you to come over for about an hour or so and work under my desk. Bring a washcloth and maybe a towel.
You need to come over and do my roots again. And use the good stuff this time not that cheap Mexican crap... stupid .
Seriously though, I'd call her down to tell her I didn't need anybody. I just needed to make sure I was thinking of the right person.