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How To Act Unprofessional...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by HardKoreXXX, Jul 31, 2008.

  1. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    A co-worker of mine got this email today and it was too good not to pass along. This is a REAL email, a shameless business tactic that has probably worked a time or two in the past. I omitted some of the personal information. Enjoy :up:

     
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  2. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    alen works for your company?
     
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  3. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Damn double standards, I could never get away with this.

    "Hey, you might remember me. Im the stunning dirty blonde guy with large balls"
     
  4. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    that would be awesome tho

    hey remember me....i was the guy with the huge sack and pretty thick johnson....need some temps?
     
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  5. Cuban Dave 9

    Cuban Dave 9 Lane Kiffin = A-Clown

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    I think I cracked it
     
  6. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Arrrgggghhh you serious????
     
  7. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    there is a lot of funny in this thread. :)
     
  8. Cuban Dave 9

    Cuban Dave 9 Lane Kiffin = A-Clown

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    I was always good at adlib (sp?)
     
  9. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    way to go Ryan Stiles......:up:
     
  10. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Crazy thing is she works for a rather large temp agency. Maybe shes just really into black guys (the co-worker she sent the email to)
     
  11. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    or the black guys get into her......huh? huh? haha!
     
  12. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Apparently this woman is infact stunning by the co-workers admission. I asked him if we were going to hire any temps...he just laughed.
     
  13. TokyoFishFan

    TokyoFishFan New Member

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    Prostitutes are temps, aren't they?

    I just need you to come over for about an hour or so and work under my desk.
    Bring a washcloth and maybe a towel.
     
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  14. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    Yeah, usually employers frown upon lying on your application. :lol:
     
  15. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    plus dirty blonde is hardkores way of saying his highlights are leaving.........
     
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  16. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    You need to come over and do my roots again. And use the good stuff this time not that cheap Mexican crap... stupid .
     
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  17. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    I wish everyone were this honest. It'd making the hiring process so much easier.
     
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  18. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Seriously though, I'd call her down to tell her I didn't need anybody. I just needed to make sure I was thinking of the right person. :)
     
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  19. unifiedtheory

    unifiedtheory Sub Pending Luxury Box

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    :sidelol::sidelol::sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:

    Coke out the nose hilarious....****.
     
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