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Samphin and Unluckyluciano present: THE PHINZEES!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Samphin, Aug 1, 2008.

  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    July 31st/August 1st 2008. A day like no other in the world’s history. The day, The Phinzees arrived. That is right lounge lizards and other fellow www.thephins.com fans, the moment of truth is now. Not since the Miami Dolphins had last won, have we all waited in anticipation for such an event.

    Well, wait no longer, for it is here.

    Samphin and UnluckyLuciano present: The Phinzees!

    Welcome boys and girls…and Prepdogg too! I am your host and MC tonight, Samphin!
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    Now, you are probably asking yourselves? Just what the hell is a Phinzee? How do I get a Phinzee? Is a Phinzee edible?

    All valid question that will be answered in due time. But the short answer is: The Phinzees are the awards yo be handed out to the vbestest of the best, and the worster of the worse here on www.thephins.com. Recognition for the winners of these forums, and a scarlett letter for those who fail at the inter-web. The bottom line is, The Phinzees are whatever you need them to be. A friend, an award, perhaps even a teddy bear! (somewhere Finsane is smiling).

    But before we get to the awards portion of this extravaganza. Lets start the venue off correctly with some musical entertainment. Making their way from Legoland, Here is the Blue Man Group!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p43BHHC9Neo&feature=related

    Wow, that was exciting wasn’t it? I thought so. Now onto the awards!

    The Phinzees ballots were crafted and tailored for each category. Each category consists of three nominees who are then voted on by an elite judging panel hand selected by your truly. These judges are:

    In_Flames: Respected site artist and Super Mod, his judgment and quick turn around time on photoshop request have earned him the nickname, “The mod that sucks less than Griddles.”

    Pagan: The fluffy haired, Tokyo Drift lovin’ has earned his stripes here on fast cars and faster women. His taste in women proves that he is an excellent judge of talent and character…and boobs.

    Section126: The former fun loving fanatical frat boy from South Beach provides an always interesting opinion on everything from politics to sports of all kinds. This stalwart of the boards has become synonymous with controversy and strife. His selections tonight, should be no different.

    In the event of a tie, an emergency judge was brought in to rule with an aluminum fist. That person was:

    UnluckyLuciano: Nuff said.

    Okay, now that we have met the judges and know what the Phinzees consists of, let give away our first one shall we!

    The nominees for the Red Lighter Phinzee (Biggest Post Whore) are:

    A: Alen1: Seeing as how this site is less than a year old, yet Alen somehow has managed a staggering 16,000+ post so far, makes this modern day Jezebel a perfect candidate for this award.

    B: UnluckyLuciano: Seemingly everywhere, even when he is not invited, the popular Lounge dwelling fiend often finds himself bugging anyone and everyone in other popular forums such as the Other Sports Forum, Political Forum and the main boards as well.

    C: Samphin: Having quite possibly the biggest ego and an extreme over saturated sense of self worth, this handsome, talented and funny guy felt it important that he nominate himself for the very first award in hopes of mirroring how he drafted himself number one overall in the draft contest.

    And the winner is…..UNLUCKYLUCIANO! [​IMG]

    In a UNANIMOUS vote, the judges are in a clear agreement that while Samphin and Alen1 are prostitutes of posting, Unluckyluciano is in a class by himself. Phinzee judge In_flames writes, “this was a close one for all three nominees, but lucky's randomness, sexual innuendos, and outright stupidity takes the cake.”

    Congratulations unlucky! Okay seriously get the hell off the stage, no one but PrepDogg and Quelono can understand you anyway.

    Moving on to the second award, The Mike Myers Sucks award. This award is handed out to the poster who has offered the best, or PERCEIVED best insight on our beloved Dolphins during the trying and uber long off season.

    The nominees for the Mike Myers Sucks Phinzee (Guru of the off season) are:

    A: CKParrothead: Having spent the off season studying virtually every step, sneeze and fart of every player on the training camp roster, CK is able to accurately predict the training camp fodder from the true talents of the Dolphins. His crazy deep research and thorough anaylsis of every Dolphin position has made him a legend, nay a GURU on these boards.

    B: KB21: Having finally been talked off the ledge when Miami hired Bill Parcells, he climbed right back up when we drafted Jake Long. Convinced that he knows more than Hall of Fame talent evaluators, he may be right. Strong in his convictions and vocal in his opposition, KB has the unique ability to descent from popular opinion and have others listen. It is vary rare as most others are ignored and made fun of. It shows you the quality of poster and the amount of respect he is given and deserves on the forums.

    C: Boomer: Proving that the Phinzees are indeed a WORLD event, our last nominee hails from another planet called England. Given that he is from a country where they think football is played with a round, black and white volleyball that you kick, you just know that he better be smart to open his mouth about true, American football. His track record speaks for itself in that regard.

    And the winner is…..BOOMER! [​IMG]

    Boomer isn’t here tonight but forwards along an e-mail from David Hyde who he asked what his acceptance speech should be:

    Boomer,
    David here. I don’t know how many times I have to say this to you, but please quit e-mailing me. The affidavit is clear that you are to not have contact with me of any kind, whatsoever. And please stop using my name when you write on that website you frequent. Congratulations on your award. I am not sure what a “Phinzee,” is, but it sounds almost as bad as a daytime Emmy or a Grammy. Nonetheless, congratulations again and tip a pint to your fans.

    Regards,
    David Hyde

    P.S. John Beck’s arm slot has dropped a ¼ of an inch.

    I don’t know about you guys, but this awards show is going great don’t you think? Plenty of awards still to come. Let’s take a quick break to pay some bills. Feel free to discuss the early results until The Phinzees return for more fun and more awards…and more cowbell!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG1fKCsnPLk&feature=related


    EDIT: **************************************************MORE AWARDS ON PAGE 5!**************************

    EDIT #2: ***********************************************EVEN MORE AWARDS ON PAGE 6!************************************

    Edit #3 ************************************************FINAL AWARDS ON PAGE 18!*******************************************
     
    Last edited: Aug 1, 2008
  2. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    this thread will explode to ridiculous proportions in 3...2...1
     
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  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    How about my thread I need you help Fast have you seen it have you?
     
  4. AMfinfan9

    AMfinfan9 Junior Member

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    I gotta have more cowbell
     
  5. PrepDogg

    PrepDogg Rock hard....Ride Free

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    I see posts are getting erased....no problem im a patient man....proceed with the proceedings, gentlemen...
     
  6. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    Shameless self promotion will never get you anywhere.:wink2:
     
  7. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    oh yeah luckys got a new quote for his sig.......

     
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  8. alen1

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    Hey! I didn't win post whore! Now I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad. :happy::sad::confused:
     
  9. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Dont worry you will get there bro
     
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  10. PrepDogg

    PrepDogg Rock hard....Ride Free

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    I still honestly have no idea what this is, but I am enjoying the ambiance so please continue
     
  11. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    You should be as unhappy as Kanye West start crying.................now

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  12. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    That quote freaked me out for a minute there...your quite clever. :lol:
     
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  13. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Its like the ESPYS but take out the ESPY and replace it with PHINZEE. :up:
     
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  14. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    Now I can see the similarities, its so clear now.

    Thanks, alen. :up:
     
  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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  16. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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  17. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    You guys are terrible at quoting. You guys need to work on that more, like 16,073 posts more.
     
  18. PrepDogg

    PrepDogg Rock hard....Ride Free

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    English is my second language....thanks for embarassing me in front of my frieds.....jerk!
     
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  19. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    It's all Ronnie's fault. :yes:
     
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  20. PrepDogg

    PrepDogg Rock hard....Ride Free

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  21. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    No habla ingles? :confused2:
     
  22. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    congradulations, fried.:shifty:
     
  23. PrepDogg

    PrepDogg Rock hard....Ride Free

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    This certainly does feel like a samphin/unluckyluciano production.....rushed and lacking spunk!
     
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  24. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    :lol:
     
  25. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    i really dont wanna hear about your threesome with them. :pity:
     
  26. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Who ever has that much post must just be a post whore

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    Just kidding:shifty::shifty:

    Or am I:shifty::shifty:

    I am:shifty::shifty:
     
  27. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Buzzkill. :pity:
     
  28. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Is it:shifty::shifty:

    Or is it your fault:shifty::shifty:

    It is my fault:shifty::shifty:
     
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  29. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    I know right:sidelol::sidelol:
     
  30. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Yea if Finsane was not invited he does not want to hear it
     
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  31. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    You are seriously going to make me give you an interweb beating if you don't stop that. :2guns:
     
  32. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    :gun_bandana::2guns:
    Whos going to make me :gun_bandana::2guns:. My smily gang vs you smily gang right now I call Alen is on my team
     
  33. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    I may make you. :shifty:

    Or I may not. :shifty:

    Yes I will. :shifty:

    By the way how did this thread ever get derailed it needs to be saved now as a thread of such quality should never be insulted with such drivel.
     
  34. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Or should it:shifty::shifty:

    It should'nt:shifty::shifty:
     
  35. PrepDogg

    PrepDogg Rock hard....Ride Free

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    Did I Win!!!!????? I really hope I did!!
     
  36. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    Which is true. :yes:
     
  37. xDOLPHINSx

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    or is it? :shifty::shifty:

    it is :shifty::shifty:
     
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  38. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    Dear lord now its spreading. :no:
     
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  39. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Yea we got a nother shifter would you like to be a mythbuster?
     
  40. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Or is it:shifty::shifty:

    It is:shifty::shifty:

    Is that good you ask?

    Yes:shifty::shifty:

    Or is it:shifty::shifty:
     

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