*** Official Dolphins Home Opener Eff the Bills game day thread ***

Pouncey down

 

He seems fine but if you have Brenner out there then you take Tannehill out..

 

Tannehills jersey is dirtier than the runningbacks

 

Why have Tannehill in to hand the ball off? Like... why?

 

Yeah, boy is all heart.

 

wow I can't remember when the phins got totally humiliated like this , last time I remember was against Jacksonville when merino was still here we lost like 62 to 7.

-something needs to happen, I'm glad i didn't get NFL Sunday ticket this year to watch this.

 

Parker got ups

 

These fade passes. Boy

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Parker with a nice grab on the fade... but he's a mile out of bounds. He never gave hismelf, or Tannehill a chance with his positioning.

Now another fade to Parker.

It's over, I get it, but this playcalling is really bad.

 

Boy Lazor loves that fade pass in stupid times.


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Damn thought he had it lol

 

Yea, but at least that was a playoff team and the game wasn't at home. This is certainly no playoff team.

 

I'm going to end my presence here today with this....


FIRE PHILBIN!!!

 

It has been my experience, and I've commented before, it seems that whenever the fans go into the season with high expectations, the Phins just fail. In fact, the best two seasons since Marino retired were 2000 (the year following Dan's retirement), and 2008 (the year following 1-15). I had basically NO expectations either season.

ETA: I was leery this season, but just looking at the FA and draft, along with coaching continuity, I really thought this could be a special season. Got me again, Dolphins. LOLOL.... I'll learn after this lesson though, for sure.

 

Well Bowles will be the next former Dolphin to hand this team a defeat in London next week.

 

This is the lowest day of my 35 years as a Dolphin fan
Not because they suck but because I no longer give a ****

 

Would like to see Parker and Turner start next week.

 

Oh, Miko.

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Miko Grimes was arrested in the parking lot after the game.

 

More distractions for our team, thanks Miko. Now Brent Grimes has to worry about your stupidass.

 

Just going to leave this here. Philbin's post-game PC today.

 

"Are you ****ing serious"

Yeah I'm surprised philbin is still our coach too miko

 

I remember a year ago she was in an article talking about how the team doesn't believe in Tannehill and other stuff. I don't believe in him either but I'm not connected to the team as close as she is, her knowing players personally and then cackling to the media about things shes heard. Grimes is a good player but the distractions she causes off the field is a problem. The Dolphins need to have a word with Grimes about that situation.

 

I recorded this fiasco and I'm only 7:01 to go in the second. What a freaking mess. I am not sure these guys could beat the Cam Cameron Dolphins. I have never been so discouraged after having such high hopes coming into a season.

 

I'm usually an eternal dolphins optimist but Christ we suck AIDs infested *******. Shame on us for thinking getting top position players should equate to more wins. This is all on the coaches. Queasy P is as good as dead.

 

nevermind.

 

time to rebuild .... yeah , not again .... what !!!!

 

Adding to last week's poetry!

At first this season my hopes were high
4-0 at the bye
I watched the Dolphins play last week
Their performance was quite meek
Our defense couldn't stop the 'Skins
They ran wild over the Fins
In the end we came out ahead
But our team looked really dead
Week 2 in Jax against the Jags
A team considered to play like hags
Again defense, where were you?
You played a lot of doo doo
We could not even run the ball
We couldn't rush it, not at all
Tanny threw the ball a lot
But long passes he ain't got
Super Bowl! was the clatter
Now we ask, what's the matter?
Philbin, Lazor, Coyle, Ross
Another Fins teams with a loss
So my hopes that were once so high
Make me sit here with a sigh
Sadly this season will end 8 and 8
Another year that won't be great
Please Don Shula, where are you?
Tell us please what to do
Losing to the Jags was bad
Breaks my heart and makes me sad
Next week the bills come to town
Sadly the Fins will let us down
our home opener, we were really glad
there's no way we could play that bad
Rex Ryan is most certainly a nut
Surely we could kick his butt
But we all watched once that first whistle blew
And right real quick we all certainly knew
These were not my father's Fins
At least those boys knew how to win
No desire, no effort, they had no class
The Bills came to town and kicked our ***