Chris, Travis and I need your help in naming our paper bag mascot. I set up a poll for folks to vote on some names which you can find on the attached link. Help us name our recycled paper baby! https://welcometoperfectville.com/2016/09/01/name-the-perfectville-mascot/
You gotta go with Oronde Bagsden man.... I want no part of anything Philbin touching this team in any way...ever again.... Thing is......hes gonna have to change for 2017, cuz we're back! No reason to hide any more!
I got it...I mean...its obvious aint it? Sam does the Predictably Drunk skit....and what do we drink booze from when we are dirty old men? A brown bag... His names gotta be: Boozer
I was thinking of making a bigger version, with a mustache and putting a turban on him and calling that one "Bag-Dad" but that might be offensive to dad's who don't have mustaches, or something.
Then he would look like the "unknown comic".....which I guess in a round about way fits with the name..."Chuck"
Make him a horrible special teams coach and call him: Jon Bonabago? Give him #23 and name him Ronnie Brown Bag?
Ronnie Brownbagger was an original option on the poll, but I felt there were too many bag references, so I dropped it for Chuck. Sack Thomas should be there, though.
The Sack of Truth? Playing off of the South Park game the Stick of Truth? Meh... just putting it out there. Also: Peter: Lawrence, you awake? Lawrence: Yeah. Peter: You wanna come over? Lawrence: No, thanks, man. I don't want you ****ing up my life, too.
I'm trying to come up with one, but "Sack Thomas" takes the cake. Definitely put a 54 on it along with a big set of nuts at the bottom. Kind of adds to the whole "sack" thing. Plus, Thomas must have a huge pair to play the way he did.