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Adam Gase sucks! Offense sucks!

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Colmax, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. Colmax

    Colmax Well-Known Member

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    I hate this dude! He's a moron who doesn't know what he's doing! Adam Gase gets maced....in the face!

    Third down offense sucks! Every time Miami gets a good KO or punt return, he squanders the opportunity. Does he even know what he's doing? Cam Cameron can coach a better offense!

    Jay Ajayi is hit or miss! More miss than hit! Don't give me this crap about the offensive line being injured! Mike Pouncey is always injured! He has the hips of a baby bear, and I don't even know what the hips of a baby bear look like!

    Brandon Albert? More like FAT Albert! Hey, hey, hey, you can't block! And Gase can't coach! Thanks for getting Tannehill injured!

    If you can't see that Gase has struggled in his first year as a head coach, I don't know what you're smokin'! You're a moron! Idiots, I tell ya!

    And the wide receivers! Oh don't get me started! Can he not get Jarvis "Juice" Landry a TD? The juice is loose! Just not in the endzone! Can he not get a play to our most beloved wideout?? Cam Cameron can! I wish we still had Teddy Ginn and family!

    If he was such a good coach, Caroo would be out there! Just because Caroo admits he needs to learn the offense better, doesn't mean you leave your playmakers on the bench! Gase needs to get benched!

    And WHY couldn't the offense get going early in the season if he was such a great coach?? Why would he admit that the offense wasn't complimenting the defense if he's such a good coach??

    Because he's a BAD coach! I'd love to rub his nose in the piss that he calls "an offense".

    If he was such a good coach, he wouldn't have started Anthony Steen, who is only like the worst center to ever play professional football! So what if we really didn't have many options! Put Tunsil in there!

    So what if we were 10-6 and had great plays from all three phases at some point in the year! He sucks! I hope we can get Rex Ryan as HC! Ross is an idiot for putting faith in this turdbuster! Stupid owner!

    I hate this team for surpassing all of our expectations and getting to the playoffs for the first time in years! We got blown out! Don't point at the injuries! Point at Matt Moore! He fumbled his way into the Miami Hall of Shame! Does Gase even know what a backup quarterback who won us into the playoffs looks like? Surely not one on our team! Moore's teeth looks like Shrek's! And a Shrekked-tooth individual should not play QB!

    Who's with me here???
     
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  2. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    I was w you til Rex Ryan.

    Idk how anyone would want Rex when Rob is available.
     
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  3. Colmax

    Colmax Well-Known Member

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    Yikes, the package deal. Totally forgot about that.
     
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  4. brandon27

    brandon27 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    This is a bad joke... right?

    :pity:
     
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  5. Colmax

    Colmax Well-Known Member

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    I just couldn't contain myself.

    Yeah, stupid joke. Mods can remove. Hilarity from the negativity made me do it!
     
  6. brandon27

    brandon27 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I figured it was lol I know that's not your stance from reading other things... I was just.. hoping to clear it up so the crazies didn't take this as gospel and go insane with it.

    :up:
     
  7. Colmax

    Colmax Well-Known Member

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    For the record:

    The post was totally impromptu and made simply as a joke.

    Also, for the record: I love me some Adam Gase!

    Will be an interesting offseason! I actually cannot wait until next year!
     
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  8. Colmax

    Colmax Well-Known Member

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    I was kind of hoping they would. Haha (that's horrible, I know)
     
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  9. brandon27

    brandon27 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    We've got enough BS here, we dont need more :lol: I did get a chuckle out of a few of the lines there assuming they were sarcasm/jokes though, so, that's good :up:
     
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  10. Colmax

    Colmax Well-Known Member

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    There were some half-truths in there just to throw folks off. Was totally chuckling the entire time I was typing.

    It's the little things in life, ya know? Haha
     
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  11. evo8904

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    Lol, I wasn't a fan of Gase at the time of hire but that quickly changed. I think that he can eventually take Miami to the SB. Even though we had what some call an easy schedule, who would have thought that they would have gone to the playoffs after a 1-4 start....with a injured team.
     
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  12. HeelsnPhins

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    No need to apologize for a good "reverse mojo" thread. One of these practically carried the 2005 Heels to their title.

    My take on the coaching situation:
    - We fire Gase for the playoff blowout. Nice effort this year, but no excuses.
    - Buffalo picks him up for their replacement HC. Shula opens a new steakhouse in NJ and comes out of retirement to lead the Jets to the SB.
    - We pick up Joey Porter as a player/Head Coach after Ross posts his bail.
     
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  13. KeyFin

    KeyFin Well-Known Member

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    For a minute I thought one of the bozos here hacked your account- it sounded like the typical rant that we get whenever the team doesn't finish 17-0. I agreed with the Albert part though...if he didn't forget to block twice in the red zone and get our QB slaughtered from behind, we might have been in place to win down the stretch.
     
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  14. TheOne

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    It wasn't all bad the Albert comment was funny. :knucks:
     
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  15. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    I was like WTF just happened in this thread. :lol:
     
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  16. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    You could tell it was a joke. It was a good one too. About time this place let someone loosen things up. Of course, there will be a couple baffoons feeding off this.
     
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  17. firedan

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    I knew it was a joke.The spelling was right.
     
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  18. hitman8

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    Very funny, way over board. I have been happy with the Job gase has done overall. Only gripes I have with him is his play calling and run-pass mix is too predictable, especially early in games. He calls too many bubble screens and keeps calling them even though they never worked all season long. Also think he did a poor job of talent evaluation waiting until six games into the season to realize Jay Ajayi was the best back we had. If ajayi had been the featured back from the start we would have probably won at least two of those first four games we lost. But overall I think gase did a great job, it was his first year as HC and calling plays I'm sure he will fix his mistakes and get better from here on out.

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    I'm probably in the minority that is with you. Has Gas EVER heard of play action on 2nd down??? Run on 1st. Run on 2nd.Pass for 1 yard on 3rd and long. Play action on 2nd was there ALL DAY on Sunday. My goodness. Or how bout a little misdirectionj. I hope he gives up his play callingto someone else. Everyone sucking this guy &*&* are blind. Remember Sparano....he took us form 1-15 to 11-5 and a divisional playoff in one year, just to be gone 2 1/2 years later. Let's give Gase more time before anointing him the next Shuyla.
     
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  20. M1NDCRlME

    M1NDCRlME Fear The Spear

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    and we have liftoff...
     
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  21. finsfandan

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    This is cringeworthy. Gase lucked into Ajayi and Moore, both of whom outplayed the starters. We beat one winning team all season- the Steelers after we hurt Big Ben. We got stomped by good teams like the Ravens, Patriots and Steelers.

    Stop acting like having a winning record makes you a good coach. I know we haven't had a winning record in a while so many of us are putting Gase on a pedestal, but plenty of coaches have winning records here and there and suck. Marvin Lewis is great example.


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  22. Colmax

    Colmax Well-Known Member

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    In defense of the Ajayi thing, we saw early that Foster looked pretty darn good and had a good sense of the offense. Good blocker. Better hands. And Ajayi pouted because he thought he deserved the starting position, which, he didn't. We got lucky that Ajayi and the Oline came together at the right times.
     
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  23. Colmax

    Colmax Well-Known Member

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    At the time we played those "bad teams", they had top-notch defenses (during the winning streak). I think most were top-10 in some defensive statistic. I was really surprised that we did as well as we did against those Ds.

    Every week, I was like "Damn, can we catch a break and get a crappy D?" because a lot of them were pretty stout.
     
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  24. finsfandan

    finsfandan Well-Known Member

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    Maybe the Rams and Giants?


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  25. Colmax

    Colmax Well-Known Member

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    Huh?
     
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  26. finsfandan

    finsfandan Well-Known Member

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    Maybe those two teams had some sort of top 10 defensive statistic. I can't see how any other did. Maybe somehow the Cardinals did at some point.


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  27. danmarino

    danmarino Tua is H1M! Club Member

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    We never played the Giants. Are you sure you're not looking at a different season? Maybe a Philbin coached season? That would make much more sense in regards to your posts.
     
  28. danmarino

    danmarino Tua is H1M! Club Member

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    I really hated how badly we played the Broncos, but their defense was pretty good when we played them...lol
     
  29. Colmax

    Colmax Well-Known Member

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    Seriously, at the time of the season, just about every defense Miami played during the win streak had some top-10 stat (be it vs the pass or rush).

    I remember the announcers pointing them out.

    Not talking about overall season stats, but at the time we played them, it seemed like we played some stout Ds.
     
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  30. danmarino

    danmarino Tua is H1M! Club Member

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    I agree. We ended the Bills 4 game winning streak and in the 6 games prior the Bills gave up more than 20 points only once. (One of those games was a shut-out of the Pats) Miami put up 28.

    The Rams defense was/is no joke.

    We put up over 30 points on the Pats #1 defense in the league, twice!

    Pittsburgh's defense, at the time we played them, were giving up an average of about 15 points per game and the Dolphins put 30 on them.
     
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  31. finsfandan

    finsfandan Well-Known Member

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    I pulled up the season schedule trying to figure out who could've had top 10 defensive statistics according to Colmax and saw them, but yes, they were preseason. You're being petty, btw.


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  32. danmarino

    danmarino Tua is H1M! Club Member

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    If by "petty" you mean accurate, I agree.
     
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  33. Colmax

    Colmax Well-Known Member

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    I totally forgot about preseason.
     
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  34. danmarino

    danmarino Tua is H1M! Club Member

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    Dolphins beat the Giants 27-10 in the preseason.

    And I was joking with finsfandan...lol
     

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