Just where in the holy **** have you been? Were your brakes stuck on in a room away from the computer!!!!??!?!?!??!?!
Had a looooot going on in my life, not the least of which was moving my dementia-suffering mom in with us. Love what you all have done with the place.
Damn, sorry bro. In all seriousness, I've been a caregiver for a parent. It ain't easy. If you ever need to unload feel free to hit me up.
FinD didn't kill himself after the past 5 months. We tried, but the bastard keeps going. We elected Trump. Nope, he got up the next at his normal time, 2 pm, threw his hair in a bun and then hit the Starbucks for free wifi so he could finish watching the full house remake on netflix and update his tumblr page. We sent the Patriots to the superbowl, only to be down 28-3 with 3 minutes left in the third quarter only to win the game. Nope. He took the prius on a road trip to the coast, sifted sand at the beach so he could save a few sand fleas and add them to his sand flea farm in Ocala. So we kidnapped his special needs Turkey and gave it a great home elsewhere. Still. He's still alive. I'm out of ideas.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...an-ever-at-age-39-heres-how-tom-brady-does-it For most of the year, Brady is a vegan. In the cold winter months, he adds some lean meat to his diet. A typical day's menu this time of year might include a breakfast smoothie—made with almond milk, a scoop of protein, seeds, nuts and a banana—a midmorning homemade protein bar, sliced up chicken breast on a salad with whole grains and legumes for lunch, a second smoothie as a snack and a dinner of quinoa with greens. Uh-oh. Me and Brady are both vegans. That means of the three guys you jerk off too, the only one not vegan, is Putin.