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Coming to Hard Knocks...Miko Grimes...

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by MonstBlitz, Apr 19, 2017.

  1. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/c...w-one-woman-yes-woman-can-help-175142199.html

    The article mentions her shots at Miami, so somewhat Dolphin related.

    She is perfect for reality TV. The horrifying, vapid, attention whore type personality that fans of reality TV seem to love. I'm sure it will be entertaining.

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    As terrible a person as she is, I have to admit, she turns me on big time. I get the idea she's a major booze hound. From the arrest videos, to the belligerent Twitter rants, to the droopy right eye on this picture.

    That picture speaks volumes...It looks like Brent is on his tippy toes struggling to have any kind of presence in the shot at all.
     
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  2. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Lol, you funny Blitz.

    Can't stand the broad..nasty mouth..but yeah I see what your saying...real hard.
     
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  3. Finatik

    Finatik Season Ticket Holder Staff Member Club Member

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    What's on her head. And what's wrong with his head. It looks like they squeezed it with a vice.
     
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  4. btfu149

    btfu149 Well-Known Member

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    Her boobs are like horses eyes....way too far apart
     
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  5. dirtylandry

    dirtylandry Well-Known Member

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    who is the ******ed kid?
     
  6. ripper1961

    ripper1961 Active Member

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    Nice hair!
     
  7. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    I may be an Agnostic New Aged Hippie, however, man, you need to seek out God.
     
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  8. Finster

    Finster Finsterious Finologist

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    I've never seen her look that good, probably the best photo she's ever taken.

    The really weird thing though, and I've always felt this way, they look more like brother and sister than husband and wife.
     
  9. TheOne

    TheOne Active Member

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    He looks like an easter island head.
     
  10. dirtylandry

    dirtylandry Well-Known Member

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    that's because she was a man and when they planted boobs
     
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  11. Rickysabeast

    Rickysabeast Royale With Cheese

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    They literally look like a couple of carnies. Liked Grimes but buh bye!
     
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  12. brandon27

    brandon27 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Hopefully she gets arrested in the parking lot again during a pre-game tailgate. That'd be hilarious to see... AGAIN. However this time, they actually lock her up and have scenes of Brent going to visit her while she awaits trial or something. What a disgusting person she is, on every level.
     
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    cdz12250 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Don't find that attractive at all.


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  14. Vertical Limit

    Vertical Limit Senior Member

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    the last time i watched hard knocks, Jeff Ireland did the wave with his hand to show Vontae how mediocre he is (top five corner today)
     
  15. invid

    invid Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Miko Grimes AND Jameis Winston? I might be skipping Hard Knocks this year.
     
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  16. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    I think we can easily and justifiably criticize her character without resorting to commenting on someone's physical appearance. That's sinking to her level IMHO.
     
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  17. danmarino

    danmarino Tua is H1M! Club Member

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    I once read a twitter reply she made to a guy in the Marines. The Marine wrote something along the lines, "We Dolphins fans will miss Grimes, but at least we won't have to listen to you anymore."

    Her replay: "Too bad you haven't been killed in Iraq yet." Or something along those lines...

    Commenting on her ugliness is nowhere near her level, IMO.
     
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  18. DolPhinPhan7

    DolPhinPhan7 Well-Known Member

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    If the Dolphins win the Miko Bowl in Week 1, I may just join Twitter for the sole purpose of chirping her.
     
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  19. Finatik

    Finatik Season Ticket Holder Staff Member Club Member

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    Is it ok to comment on his squished head?
     
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  20. Finster

    Finster Finsterious Finologist

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    Yes, he looks like a haplochromis compressiseps.

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  21. finomenal

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    Weave. She loves her silly weave.

    Implants.
     
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  22. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    The Miko Bowl?

    Classic.
     
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  23. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Stop commenting on Brent Grimes looking like an extra terrestrial, or Miko's droopy eyes, or the grand canyon between her breasts. It's not nice!

    In my humble opinion - Miko deserves everything she gets from Dolphin fans.
     
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  24. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    The irony of mocking three people in one sentence and following it with the word 'humble'. lol
     
  25. danmarino

    danmarino Tua is H1M! Club Member

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    3 people?

    Ohhh...you're talking about that thing on top of Miko's head, gotcha.

    :tongue2:
     
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  26. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    That's a thing? I think I may resemble that a little bit.
     
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  27. Finatik

    Finatik Season Ticket Holder Staff Member Club Member

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    This is the greatest off season string in a long time.
     
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  28. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    There's not really any irony in a person of humble opinion mocking a couple of people. Maybe if I had said, "In my saintly opinion..."

    In all seriousness, yes, I know mocking appearances is a cheap shot. But if we can't take cheap shots at players or people who are rivals to the team we love, where's the fun? Does this mean the ever favorite thread where "so and so player from week X opponent totally looks like such and such" is going to be out of bounds now?

    Also, I did say in the OP she turned me on big time. That's a pretty big compliment!
     
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  29. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    Why??? I don't care who you are...that's going to be some funny ish!
     
  30. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    We all know a light switch could turn you on, not such a compliment. More of a dis on light switches actually.
     
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  31. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Good point.
     
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