Seriously... My 5 yr old started Kindergarten today and he got the habit of saying "I have to go to piss." (yeah from me no doubt ) Ends up that the teacher sends him home with his first 'bad' note from school! All on his first day! Delinquent's around the world rejoice Teacher says that "piss" is a curse word.... Never thought of it that way so I am now "training" him to say "I have to go to the Restroom"... *I am not kidding either...wish I was though*
My daughter announces that she did a big "caca" and that she cleaned her "***" well. "Daddy, i did big caca..and cleaned *** good." Can't wait to unleash that one on our public school system. She starts kindergarten on Wednesday.
Oh it gets worse... He also said to one of the other kids "punk ***" because according to him the kid came over and took his yellow crayon without asking nicely first.... Teacher wrote that he said "punk ***" to one of his friends... So...yeah....awesome first day! WOOT! He says he had fun though and likes school (hope it lasts) so thats good
Haha indeed that was great Gotta love living vicariously through children, who cares if they wont win NFL MVP some day, they can all do something well enough
Meh, its borderline. Sometimes I think teachers are too sensitive to this kind of stuff but I get it. If the other kids come home and start saying piss and *** (for me is was bonehead...seriously who gets in trouble for drawing a guy and naming him Bonehead?), other parents will get mad and start complaining. Funny stuff though. Good story.
10 years ago in daycare my son called another kid a F'ing A Hole. Upon arrival at daycare my wife was summoned to get the details. When asking a 4 year old why he would call another kid that he simply said "Because he was being one Mom". So next time you cuss out that stupid driver that cuts you off or won't go remember the ears of your kids not only hear but repeat.
Yeah, I got in trouble for saying the dog 'took a ****' in front of my grand daughter and for a while she'd always ask if the dog took a ****. I would laugh like a hyena and I could see the laughter in my son in laws eyes...my stepdaughter however....
This kind of behavior will not be tollerated in the lounge. Time out for "you" young man....... Sounds kinda funny to me,but hey,this stuff happens.As long as you don't start putting the WRONG stuff in his lunchbox,he will be just fine.
Great stories, guys! Brings back a lot of memories of when mine were young. I had a neighborhood mom lose her mind when my son, at age 5, took a leak in the front yard in front of her daughter. Yes, he'd seen me do it in the backyard. She said it was sexual harassment......what's this world coming to....
