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The Absolutely Unofficial Bootleg Contraband Forbidden to EVERYONE Gameday Thread!!

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Puka-head, Oct 13, 2017.

  1. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    Is not open for discussion. Officials from the Official thread police not welcome. This thread is for rebels and lawless types only. If you believe in the Golden Rule, or any other flippin rule BEGONE! We don't need no Govmint thread!
    HOOLIGANS! NE'ER DO WELLS! HEAR ME! This is your seedy dockside bar where we can gather to plot destruction and despair upon our enemy most fowl the Hotlanta Falcons.
    They would lay claim to the title of champion this week when they have proven themselves unworthy. MOCK them mercilessly! Are they Falcons??? Or mere Seahawks? They both failed at their greatest tasks. Turkeys I call them. The Atlanta Guinea Hens They shall be!

    Matty needs Ice!!! WHOlio???

    Cry Havoc and let loose the dogs of WAR!!!

    FLIP THE DIRTY BIRDS!!!
     
  2. resnor

    resnor Derp Sherpa

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    I was lead to believe there would be punch and pie provided in here...
     
  3. danmarino

    danmarino Tua is H1M! Club Member

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    Has anyone seen my stapler?
     
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  4. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    " Sounds like fun, let's go kill some birds"
     
  5. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    Last I looked they were using it to try and reattach the last few shreds of dignity to our coaching staff.
     
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  6. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    It's BYOB matey! Maybe we could get boik to spring for strippers and booze, but I'm afraid at this point all we'll get is animal crackers and a juice box. Oh look. There's Coach! We may have hookers and blow after all mates!!!

    As for the rest of you Pollywags I've told yas before! In this here establishment It's...


    Liquor in the front


    and



    Poker in the rear!!! Hardee Har Harrr!!!

    Now drink up!
     
  7. P h i N s A N i T y

    P h i N s A N i T y My Porpoise in Life

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    Is it safe to assume Matt Moore can't play any worse than Cutler here? I don't want to embarrass the franchise by not Applauding Cutlers effort.
     
  8. Triggercut

    Triggercut Well-Known Member

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    The only rule is you can't believe in any other rules, which itself is a rule.
     
  9. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    God no.

    The last thing in the world you want is Boik picking strippers.
     
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  10. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Hi, we're looking for Mr. Boik
     
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