So I come home from hanging out with a lady friend and decide to fire up some Xbox. Tales of Vesperia is probably at the 50% mark and I don't plan to quit. Much to my surprise, I have a message waiting for me on XBL. I'm pretty sure it's a friend or what not asking how some game is. It's from our buddy Stitches. The message reads: I recognize right away that he's talking about Pacifism (one of the modes in Geometry Wars 2) and instantly go into challenge mode. A little back story on GW2... The Mor is the reigning champion at EVERY SINGLE game type amongst all of his friends. When someone does beat one of my scores, I quickly bounce back and regain my position at numero uno. This will not be the case today. Most people beat your score by a few thousand. Maybe a few hundred thousand. In tough instances, a few cool millions. Always something attainable. My top score at 10,144,075 was the almighty champ since the game was released. Today I log in to see that old Stitches achieved a score of 104,007,750. This is not a typo... 104,007,750 That one hundred and four million, seven thousand, seven hundred and fifty points. I tried. I tried. And like Jesus, I wept. Stitches, I hate you ****er. But I give props where props is do. Holy ****ing hell that's a good score.
I was only #1 in waves game (which is the worst game type). I had you beat the other day in pacifism at like 8 mill, and you came back and topped me. Well you weren't even 1st on my friend's list, I had a guy at 78 mill. I couldn't top 65 mill over the past day or so. Today I finally did it though. It was insane. I still can't get the wax off achievement, closest I got was 96% (8 tiles left). Sick thing is I am barely in the top 6,000 scores in the world at 104 mill.
Sounds like you guys are having your own little "nerd-off". It reminds me of Grandma's Boy. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68q2YtvxYHQ]YouTube - Grandma's Boy[/ame] Adios Turdnuggets
when i think of stitches and mor...something like this comes to mind. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D60Cdz3qUJs]YouTube - smoking aces kid[/ame]
Eh this is just one of many reasons to hate Stitches. Honestly you can't pick just one. Such as him telling me he was too busy to play Madden today when he has obviously been gaming. So yeah I hate Stitches too.
So I know Mor doesn't visit much any more, but I felt the need to bump this thread as I started to play this game again this past weekend (thanks to Skeet84 coming to visit). Well I managed to hit around the 293,000,000 mark today, and it was awesome. Way too much **** on the screen, and for close to the last 200,000,000 I probably was saying "oh ****" the entire time as I narrowly escaped blue diamonds hell bent on my destruction and floating orange gates that are as much enemy as they are friend. Next goal: 500,000,000. Spoiler I don't see myself getting it.