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Why I Hate Stitches, and You should Too

Discussion in 'Gaming Forum' started by mor911, Sep 1, 2008.

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  1. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    So I come home from hanging out with a lady friend and decide to fire up some Xbox. Tales of Vesperia is probably at the 50% mark and I don't plan to quit.

    Much to my surprise, I have a message waiting for me on XBL. I'm pretty sure it's a friend or what not asking how some game is. It's from our buddy Stitches. The message reads:
    I recognize right away that he's talking about Pacifism (one of the modes in Geometry Wars 2) and instantly go into challenge mode. A little back story on GW2... The Mor is the reigning champion at EVERY SINGLE game type amongst all of his friends. When someone does beat one of my scores, I quickly bounce back and regain my position at numero uno.

    This will not be the case today.

    Most people beat your score by a few thousand. Maybe a few hundred thousand. In tough instances, a few cool millions. Always something attainable.

    My top score at 10,144,075 was the almighty champ since the game was released. Today I log in to see that old Stitches achieved a score of 104,007,750. This is not a typo...

    104,007,750

    That one hundred and four million, seven thousand, seven hundred and fifty points. I tried. I tried. And like Jesus, I wept. Stitches, I hate you ****er. But I give props where props is do. Holy ****ing hell that's a good score.

    :knucks:
     
  2. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    I was only #1 in waves game (which is the worst game type). I had you beat the other day in pacifism at like 8 mill, and you came back and topped me.

    Well you weren't even 1st on my friend's list, I had a guy at 78 mill. I couldn't top 65 mill over the past day or so. Today I finally did it though. It was insane.

    I still can't get the wax off achievement, closest I got was 96% (8 tiles left).

    Sick thing is I am barely in the top 6,000 scores in the world at 104 mill.
     
  3. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    i know, the #1 guy is at 1.7 billion
     
  4. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    well. i guess that means i hate stitches now.
     
  5. Desides

    Desides Well-Known Member

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    I wondered what the faint, off-in-the-distance scream of "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" was...
     
  6. Firesole

    Firesole Season Ticket Holder

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    Sounds like you guys are having your own little "nerd-off". It reminds me of Grandma's Boy.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68q2YtvxYHQ]YouTube - Grandma's Boy[/ame]


    Adios Turdnuggets
     
  7. Lt Dan

    Lt Dan Season Ticket Holder

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    Damn Stitches:pity:
     
  8. Skeet84

    Skeet84 New Member

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    Well Mor how about playing ppl in Madden?
     
  9. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    when i think of stitches and mor...something like this comes to mind.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D60Cdz3qUJs]YouTube - smoking aces kid[/ame]
     
  10. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    Eh this is just one of many reasons to hate Stitches. Honestly you can't pick just one. Such as him telling me he was too busy to play Madden today when he has obviously been gaming. :wink2:

    So yeah I hate Stitches too.
     
  11. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    Yea, I have been gaming on my 360, but the PS3 has been packed up since the early morning.
     
  12. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    Sure :wink2:
     
  13. Firesole

    Firesole Season Ticket Holder

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    Busted!

    Glad to see that the 360 league isnt the only league with lamers...I mean gamers.
     
  14. Tone_E

    Tone_E Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfM8o71N6vY]YouTube - Geometry Wars 2 Pacifism High Score[/ame]
     
  15. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    yeah... for those that looked at that vid and think it's easy...

    IT AIN'T
     
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  17. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    thats insane!!!!
     
  18. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    Wait we needed a reason to hate stitches?









    :tongue2:
     
  19. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    mor gets a boner while stiches is in the tub? what? :dunno:
     
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  20. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp FFH

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    Over There.
    Why I hate Stiches

    MW > Mor > *
     
  21. dolfan32323

    dolfan32323 ty xphinfanx

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    lol this **** cracked me up
     
  22. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    Mor I topped you Evolution (I think) score. Just so you know, so you can go beat mine.
     
  23. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    at work. **** off
     
  24. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    I thought you had to hate stitches to join this site?
     
  25. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    So I know Mor doesn't visit much any more, but I felt the need to bump this thread as I started to play this game again this past weekend (thanks to Skeet84 coming to visit).

    Well I managed to hit around the 293,000,000 mark today, and it was awesome. Way too much **** on the screen, and for close to the last 200,000,000 I probably was saying "oh ****" the entire time as I narrowly escaped blue diamonds hell bent on my destruction and floating orange gates that are as much enemy as they are friend.

    Next goal: 500,000,000.

    I don't see myself getting it.
     

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