Round One: 1.1 EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty - Ashton Jeanty, RB - Las Vegas Raiders 1.2 MyBallZachErtz - Omarion Hampton, RB - Los Angeles Chargers 1.3 Bryzzo - Kaleb Johnson, RB - Pittsburgh Steelers 1.4 MotorBoaters - Tetairoa McMillan, WR - Carolina Panthers 1.5 ForsettInHerButt - TreVeyon Henderson, RB - New England Patriots 1.6 EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty - Travis Hunter, WR - Jacksonville Jaguars 1.7 Murder Hornets - RJ Harvey, RB - Denver Broncos 1.8 Waddle Up That Hill - Emeka Egbuka, WR - Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1.9 CeeDeezNuts - Colston Loveland, TE - Chicago Bears 1.10 Taylors Gators - Matthew Golden, WR - Green Bay Packers 1.11 TuaPhinity & Bijan - Tyler Warren, TE - Indianapolis Colts 1.12 EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty - Luther Burden, WR - Chicago Bears Round Two: 2.1 Brock the Casbah - Quinshon Judkins, RB - Cleveland Browns 2.2 Brock the Casbah - Cam Ward, QB - Tennessee Titans 2.3 Bryzzo - Jayden Higgins, WR - Houston Texans 2.4 EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty - Bhayshul Tuten, RB - Jacksonville Jaguars 2.5 My Ball Zach Ertz - Cam Skattebo, RB - New York Giants 2.6 ForsettInHerButt - Tre Harris, WR - Los Angeles Chargers 2.7 Murder Hornets - Kyle Williams, WR - New England Patriots 2.8 SunshineAndThePitts - Jaydon Blue, RB - Dallas Cowboys 2.9 CeeDeezNuts - Pat Bryant, WR - Denver Broncos 2.10 Brock the Casbah - Dylan Sampson, RB - Cleveland Browns 2.11 TuaPhinity & Bijan - Elic Ayomanor, WR - Tennessee Titans 2.12 EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty - Elijah Arroyo, TE - Seattle Seahawks Round Three: 3.1 WaddleUpThatHill - Tajh Brooks, RB - Cincinnati Bengals 3.2 SunshineAndThePitts - Ollie Gordon II, RB - Miami Dolphins 3.3 MyBallZachErtz - Jaxton Dart, QB - New York Giants 3.4 EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty - Jack Bech, WR - Las Vegas Raiders 3.5 Brock the Casbah - Isaac TeSlaa, WR - Detroit Lions 3.6 EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty - Jalen Royals, WR - Kansas City Chiefs 3.7 MurderHornets - Mason Taylor, TE - New York Jets 3.8 WaddleUpThatHill - Kyle Monangai, RB - Chicago Bears 3.9 CeeDeezNuts - Woody Marks, RB - Houston Texans 3.10 Brock the Casbah - Jacory Croskey-Merritt, RB - Washington Commander 3.11 TuaPhinity&Bijan - Dont'e Thornton Jr., WR - Las Vegas Raiders 3.12 Brock the Casbah - Jalen Milroe, QB - Seattle Seahawks FUTURE TRADES • EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty — 2027 1st from MyBallZachErtz • MyBallZachErtz — 2026 3rd from EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty More coming soon PRESEASON ROSTERS Blunt Force Trauma GM: Puka-head Roster size: 25/25 QB Lamar Jackson QB Jalen Hurts WR Puka Nacua WR Mike Evans WR DeVonta Smith WR Stefon Diggs WR Cooper Kupp WR Jalen McMillan WR Darnell Mooney WR Malik Washington WR Ja'Lynn Polk WR Luke McCaffrey RB Saquon Barkley RB De'Von Achane RB D'Andre Swift RB Alvin Kamara RB Chuba Hubbard RB Jerome Ford TE Dalton Schultz TE Elijah Arroyo TE Chig Okonkwo K Jason Sanders K Jason Myers DEF Pitt DEF Seattle Bryzzo GM: Unlucky 13 Roster size: 25/25 QB Jared Goff QB C.J. Stroud QB Will Levis QB Zach Wilson QB Drake Maye WR Calvin Ridley WR Rashid Shaheed WR Rashee Rice WR Jayden Reed WR Michael Pittman Jr. WR Josh Downs WR Tutu Atwell WR Jayden Higgins RB Kenneth Walker III RB Jaylen Wright RB Nick Chubb RB Javonte Williams RB Kaleb Johnson TE Mark Andrews TE David Njoku TE Cole Kmet K Jake Bates K Evan McPherson DEF Denver DEF Indianapolis CeeDeezNutz GM: GridIronKing34 Roster size: 25/25 QB Dak Prescott QB Bryce Young QB Geno Smith WR CeeDee Lamb WR Garrett Wilson WR DJ Moore WR Keon Coleman WR Wan'Dale Robinson WR Hollywood Brown WR Pat Bryant RB Jahmyr Gibbs RB Travis Etienne Jr. RB Rachaad White RB Antonio Gibson RB Tyler Goodson RB Woody Marks TE Hunter Henry TE Tyler Higbee TE Evan Engram TE Colston Loveland K Jake Elliott K Tyler Bass DEF Green Bay DEF Chicago DEF Tampa ForsettInHerButt GM: UCFinfan86 Roster Size: 25/25 QB Kyler Murray QB Matthew Stafford QB Aaron Rodgers WR Deebo Samuel WR Brian Thomas Jr. WR Jordan Addison WR Nico Collins WR Zay Flowers WR Tre Harris RB Aaron Jones Sr. RB James Cook RB Jaylen Warren RB Tyjae Spears RB Tyler Allgeier RB Ray Davis RB Jordan Mason RB TreyVeyon Henderson TE T.J. Hockenson TE Cade Otton TE Juwan Johnson K Matt Gay K Ka'imi Fairbairn DEF Jacksonville DEF Las Vegas DEF NYJ EmekaTutenLaPortaPotty GM: ToddPhin Roster Size: 25/25 QB Baker Mayfield QB Trevor Lawrence WR Marvin Harrison Jr. WR Tet McMillan WR Travis Hunter WR Emeka Egbuka WR Luther Burden WR Jack Bech WR Jalen Royals WR Elijah Moore RB Ashton Jeanty RB Braelon Allen RB Trey Benson RB Bhayshul Tuten RB Sean Tucker RB Dylan Laube RB Kenneth Gainwell TE Sam LaPorta TE Zach Ertz TE Ben Sinnott TE Greg Dulcich K Brandon Aubrey DEF - NYG DEF Dallas DEF San Francisco MurderHornets GM: Simon Roster Size: 25/25 QB Joe Burrow QB Brock Purdy QB Anthony Richardson Sr. WR Brandon Aiyuk WR Davante Adams WR Rome Odunze WR Jaylen Waddle WR Roman Wilson WR Christian Kirk WR Jahan Dotson WR Kyle Williams RB Chase Brown RB Joe Mixon RB Tank Bigsby RB Austin Ekeler RB Raheem Mostert RB Jaleel McLaughlin RB RJ Harvey TE Trey McBride TE Luke Schoonmaker TE Mason Taylor K Jake Moody DEF Arizona DEF Philadelphia DEF LAC My Ball Zach Ertz GM: Boik14 Roster Size: 25/25 QB Jordan Love QB Justin Fields QB Jaxton Dart WR Malik Nabers WR Drake London WR Ladd McConkey WR Xavier Legette WR Kayshon Boutte WR Quentin Johnston WR Marvin Mims Jr. WR Calvin Austin III WR Dontayvion Wicks RB Derrick Henry RB Bucky Irving RB Tyrone Tracy Jr. RB Miles Sanders RB Omarion Hampton RB Cam Skattebo TE Isaiah Likely TE Pat Freiermuth TE Brenton Strange TE Michael Mayer K Cairo Santos DEF Detroit DEF Baltimore Sunshine and the Pitts GM: Xiidaen Roster Size: 25/25 QB Patrick Mahomes QB Daniel Jones QB Gardner Minshew WR A.J. Brown WR Chris Olave WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR Chris Godwin WR Xavier Worthy WR Christian Watson WR Jalin Hyatt WR Malachi Corley WR Troy Franklin RB J.K. Dobbins RB Kendre Miller RB Rico Dowdle RB Roschon Johnson RB Blake Corum RB Jeremy McNichols RB Jaydon Blue RB Ollie Gordon II TE Jonnu Smith TE Kyle Pitts TE Taysom Hill K Daniel Carlson DEF Miami TaylorsGators GM: TaylorGators Roster Size: 25/25 QB Josh Allen QB Caleb Williams QB Kirk Cousins WR Amon-Ra St. Brown WR Jerry Jeudy WR Khalil Shakir WR Jakobi Meyers WR Romeo Doubs WR Demarcus Robinson WR Matthew Golden RB James Conner RB Jonathan Taylor RB Tony Pollard RB Najee Harris RB Zamir White RB Isaiah Davis RB Zack Moss TE Dalton Kincaid TE Tucker Kraft TE Ja'Tavion Sanders K Cameron Dicker K Younghoe Koo DEF Tennessee DEF LAR DEF Cincinnati TuaPhinity & Bijan GM: vmarcilfan75 Roster Size: 25/25 QB Jayden Daniels QB Tua Tagovailoa QB Michael Penix Jr. QB Russell Wilson WR Ja'Marr Chase WR Terry McLaurin WR Adam Thielen WR DeMario Douglas WR Rashod Bateman WR Joshua Palmer WR Jalen Coker WR Cedric Tillman WR Tank Dell WR Elic Ayomanor WR Dont’e Thornton RB Bijan Robinson RB Kyren Williams RB Isiah Pacheco RB Zach Charbonnet RB Brian Robinson Jr. TE Dallas Goedert TE Jake Ferguson TE Tyler Warren K Will Reichart DEF Minnesota WaddleUpThatHill GM: Claymore95 Roster Size: 25/25 QB Bo Nix QB Sam Darnold WR Jauan Jennings WR Courtland Sutton WR Amari Cooper WR Ricky Pearsall WR Alec Pierce WR Keenan Allen WR Devaughn Vele WR Brandin Cooks WR Jermaine Burton RB Jonathan Brooks RB Kareem Hunt RB David Montgomery RB MarShawn Lloyd RB Isaac Guerendo RB Audric Estime RB Tahj Brooks RB Kyle Monangai TE George Kittle TE Mike Gesicki TE Noah Gray K Chris Boswell DEF Atlanta DEF Houston Brock the Casbah GM: B4him13 Roster Size: 25/25 QB Justin Herbert QB Deshaun Watson QB J.J. McCarthy QB Cam Ward QB Jalen Milroe WR Justin Jefferson WR Tee Higgins WR Tyreek Hill WR DK Metcalf WR Jameson Williams WR George Pickens WR Adonai Mitchell WR DeAndre Hopkins WR Isaac TeSlaa RB Breece Hall RB Christian McCaffrey RB Josh Jacobs RB Rhamondre Stevenson RB Quinshon Judkins RB Dylan Sampson RB Jacory Croskey-Merritt TE Brock Bowers TE Travis Kelce K Harrison Butker DEF Buffalo
With the 1.11th pick of the 2025 Armchairs Dynasty draft TuaPhinity & Bijan select… TE Tyler Warren Indianapolis Colts
After deliberation, a split draft room, and some minor dust ups amongst management, Zeke and Destroy selects 2.10 : Dylan Sampson, RB Cleveland Browns
With the 2.11th pick of the 2025 Armchairs Dynasty draft TuaPhinity & Bijan select… WR Elic Ayomanor Tennessee Titans
With 3.10, Zeke and destroy who had traded with @TaylorGators for this selection take Jacory Croskey-Merritt, RB Washington @vmarcilfan75 is otc
With the 3.11th pick of the 2025 Armchairs Dynasty draft TuaPhinity & Bijan select… WR Dont'e Thornton Jr. Las Vegas Raiders
With the final pick in the 2025 Rookie Draft, Zeke and Destroy selects Mr. Irrelevant Jalen Milroe, QB Seattle
