Who's Can Hold Their Liquor? Unluckyluciano VS Mindwarp

well seeing as how I would have drank with you today as well...................

I vote me......

 

MW easy.

 

what good is the warp if hes not down for day 2?...its a marathon not a sprint. Plus Mexicans can drink like fish....

 

your about 75 pounds too heavy on lucky.

 

what mor failed to add to this is I had a transaction to make for $1600.00 and I didn't want to have bad judgement. We are about to head out now anyways to a party for more drinking..

 

pandering for votes.............

thats just sad.......

and what the hell 7-3 this drinking contest has turned into a popularity contest....

 

Going with unlucky, unless it was a Tequilia v Rum death match..

 

How can you not pick Lucky the guy is a professional drunk. If he didn't have his alcohol all he would have is his many vulgure pictures of HardKore and Samphin to get him through the day, which as we all know usually only keeps his attention for about 20 mins. Alcohol keeps lucky sane and a profitable member of society and because of that lucky has my vote.

Keep on being everyone's favorite drunk lucky. Here's to you

 

I have drank with Mindwarp, so I think I have to go with him. Plus, I know MW has gone through some crap (I mean, who wouldn't being friends with Mor?!?!?!)

I tell you what, it might be a freaking tie. but NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE can suck down more Buffalo Wings than Mr. Timewarp...

Also, I demand to be tagged into this contest. As a minority myself (Native American Injun) I demand that:

A: you all get off my land

B: quit making woo woo sounds while dancing and putting you hand to your mouth, and

C: find me some damned firewater!

 

What?! Some of the BEST goddam drunks I've ever met were Cuban.

Only way Lucky wins is if he's drinking vanilla extract.

 

warp.....ive shared pichers with warp.....


luckys "drunkness" is a myth.....book it!!!

 

no contest.. the Irish blood in his viens makes Walt the winner.. remember, a good Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall of the face of the earth... as Bill Walker's (rip Dad) sign over his bar said EVERYONE should believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer.

 

wtf? am i the only one on this site that hasn't drank with mindwarp?

no one wants to get drunk with me

 

only one way to settle this.... next weekend I have my kids so no can do next weekend. But the following weekend.. I will have the mor Video tape me drinking... and doing random acts of foolinshness to see where I lose it.

I DEMAND lucky step up and do the same. And my mexican Fence hopper, were drinking liqure, hard core, none of this corona mexican piss in a bottle.

 

Gotta start by saying:

Love you Lucky...but.

This goes completely away from the Ethic bashing MM was looking for, but I would put the 262 lb factor into it any day.

 

make these drinking videos HAPPEN!!!!!!

 

When you're right, you're right.

 

in all my years of drinking...i have not dropped a beer or cup of alchohol once. i am one of the lucky ones who can hold liquor with BOTH hands..thats right..either hand and i contribute that to my massive puberty muscles. not only am i good at holding my liquor,but i can also hold anybody else's..next time i am in miami i wll gladly demonstrate..just give me your drink and i will put the iron grip on it.through rain/sleet,snow and day after thanksgiving shopping crowds do not fear i will not spill a drop.

j'k may the best fish win.

 

so let me get this straight not only do I have to pay attention to a camera and work it as proof that I'm not drunk, but I have to buy the good **** and probably drink most of it in one night........


**** that you win.......

 

dude being native american all that means is you will get drunk then probably sell your house for some beads.......

 

i havent either....and we live in the same freakin county. at least you have an excuse.

 

booooo!!!!

don't drop out....your the ken shamrock of thephins.com

 

is warpie the kimbo then?

 

nah...ya got it all wrong kid. alls ya need is management.

 

yes.....beard and all.....

then sam will be your immediate replacement....and dominate warp in 14 seconds

 

you just want to ride my coattails..........

 

poor warp he never saw that drunk indian coming

 

i was trying to do mickeys speech to rocky, in rocky 1.



CUS YA HAD TALENT, BUT YA CHOSE TO BE A LEG BREAKIN BUM!!!!!!

 

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw really.......................

 

This guy Mindwarp...he'll kill ya ta tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

he's a machine!!


but he's a machine made in cuba so can't be that bad...........

 

I think enfrocerfin actually has videos of Mindwarp and I drunk...but it could have just been the Jersey stench.

I remember thinking it was a good idea to go to Chuck E Cheese, only to damn near have my life ended by some maniacs going like 60 mph on the city streets.

...come to find out later that warpie and I were jaywalking across the interstate...

 

You and Warp were pretty hammered the first night in Jersey... Especially you...

 

Sam and me where also the longes drinking.. and SickFF. There was a pitcher at Miami Mikes that got hot case everyone was playing madden and no one wanted it but me sam and SickFinFan killed it. Then we went to Chilis and kept drinking.. not to mention Sam ARRIVED in Jersey DRUNK as ****.

Sam is defently the Karate dude with the pink hair to my Kimbo.

 

I am drunk right now...no joke.

And I would just like to say, I love Mindwarp AND unlucky...and Mor who took me out to good times in Ft. Lauderdale. And Griddles, although I still don't know whay the sink as backed up...

and everyone else.

**** it, we won, I love everyone.

 

me too!!



naw I still don't like warp.

 

I have to use the Mel Martinez logic and vote for Mindwarp beacause's Cuban(sort of).

How the hell does he have irish blood in him? Odd mix.

 

the irish are sneaky, they get into everyones bloodlines.... I have irish in me too.