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Im sad, i dumped my girlfriend...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Carabinieri44, Jan 2, 2008.

  1. Carabinieri44

    Carabinieri44 New Member

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    she made fun of the miami dolphins, she said they are an insult to the NFL...

    so i threw her *** out the door. im gonna miss her..





    i hope i wasnt being too harsh:(
     
  2. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    u serious lol
     
  3. Brown42000

    Brown42000 Chillin

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    Are you serious?
     
  4. Carabinieri44

    Carabinieri44 New Member

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    yes. ***** dissed my dolphins.
     
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  5. FINintheMOON

    FINintheMOON Moderator Luxury Box

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    Sounds like a Lounge topic to me...
     
  6. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Sounds like someone needs an intervention to me....
     
  7. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    lol was she hot? if so, u messed up big time bro
     
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  8. #1dolphinsfan

    #1dolphinsfan New Member

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    ur retared for dumping her over the dolphins what if u mom would have said that they suck and all that stuff
     
  9. Carabinieri44

    Carabinieri44 New Member

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    Flipper's gonna give her an a$$ kickin

    [admin]Lame attempt to circumvent the profanity filter. Don't do that again or I give you an a$$ avatar :lol:[/admin]
     
  10. CrunchTime

    CrunchTime Administrator Retired Administrator

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    Its only an insult if its not true.

    Anyway you could have answered by saying it proves you are loyal to your team just as you would be loyal to your woman .Thats how you turn a negative into a positive.:ffic:
     
  11. Brown42000

    Brown42000 Chillin

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    Did she look anything like this

    [​IMG]

    jk
     
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  12. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    that sounded like biggie smalls from the song juicy
     
  13. Celtkin

    Celtkin <B>Webmaster</b> Luxury Box

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    Do you always have to be an ***? :glare: :lol:
     
  14. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Wow he messed up huge then!
     
  15. Carabinieri44

    Carabinieri44 New Member

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    what the devil's is that?
     
  16. Celtkin

    Celtkin <B>Webmaster</b> Luxury Box

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    Brown's ex
     
  17. Brown42000

    Brown42000 Chillin

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    I think its something from the Lord of the Ring Trioligy.
     
  18. Silverphin

    Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    Uuuh.... I haven't done this in a while....

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Brown42000

    Brown42000 Chillin

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    The truth hurts.:lol:
     
  20. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    CRACK KILLS LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
     
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  21. Celtkin

    Celtkin <B>Webmaster</b> Luxury Box

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    :ffic: :hi5:

    Been there

    Done that

    ...Got the tee shirt
     
  22. Brown42000

    Brown42000 Chillin

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    I regret posting that, I'm getting sick looking at it.:escape:
     
  23. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Did you find her under the ugly tree?
     
  24. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    He may have...

    She looks like she jumped out of the ugly airplane, pulled her ugly ripcord, but her ugly parachute didn't deploy, so she fell into the ugly forest hitting every branch of the biggest ugliest ugly tree with her face on the way down, plummeted face-first onto the ugly ground and all the ugly little animals laughed and pointed at her... :confused2:
     
  25. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Then the ugly bus ran her over a couple of times........then dragged her 6 ugly miles.
     
  26. Silverphin

    Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    Until she finally was left to roll into the Ugly River.

    (please, continue this).
     
  27. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    ...and went over Ugly Falls hitting her face on every ugly rock on the way down...
     
  28. Silverphin

    Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    ...then ran into an ugly Beaver dam.....
     
  29. unifiedtheory

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    ...made from leaves and branches from the ugly tree and she hit every single one of them...
     
  30. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    ...and landed on the pile of twigs below the tree...
     
  31. Big E

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    Carabinier is your real name Hootie by any chance?
     
  32. unluckyluciano

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    Where her body rested while the ugly blue birds, did their ugly business........
     
  33. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    ...where a flock of ugly eagles carried her to their nest in the red light district of Buffalo.
     
  34. Roman529

    Roman529 Senior Member

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    I wish I could find me a lady who likes the Phins....most of them don't even like football....story of my life. But yeah if she dissed the Phins you were right to kick her to the curb. It's all about PRIORITIES!!!!! :up:
     
  35. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Where after only a week before she had dumped Brown42000, she became Marv Levy.
     
  36. arsenal

    arsenal Sunglasses and advil

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    Where she was then ran out of town by the ugliest of ugly Bills fans.


    PS every girlfriend i get becomes a dolphins fan... get em a jersey and drag em to the bar to watch the games, they eventually learn names and some football rules, etc etc, some end up actually enjoying it... just tell them you want them to come watch the game with you to "spend time together", that'll get em :up:
     
  37. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    and then she ran and ran until she reached the ugliest shores of New Jersey.
     
  38. Big E

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    And now she Plays LB for the jets.
     
  39. dolphinfn3454

    dolphinfn3454 Season Ticket Holder

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    Tried it....Never works for me. They usually already like the Raiders or Cowboys which is pathetic cause I hate both of them. My Mom always makes fun of the Dolphins though. She's been caling them the tuna fish for years and now it came true... We got the "TUNA":lol:
     

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