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Samphin Presents: ASK SAMPHIN ANYTHING!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Samphin, Oct 23, 2008.

  1. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    share please.....:shifty:
     
  2. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I will go on record and say that the Patriots WILL NOT win the Super Bowl THIS year of 2008. Book it.

    I have no idea. Quite frankly, the makeover you did is working wonders. You look sexier than hell right now. :up:
     
  3. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Dear Samphin, why does Gish have a Tom Brady sig?
     
  4. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    ..............wish i could understand this....
     
  5. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    Dear Samphin,

    Why can't Sick understand this?

     
  6. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    Riddle me this batman... Why the hell is this place loaded with losers 24/7
     
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  7. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I truly think Gish loves Tom Brady. Only a closeted Brady fan would acutally bet to dawn him in a sig. Heck, I still wouldn't put that on the line if someone gave me Rocky in Rocky 3 vs. Clubber Lang at the end. I simply couldn't risk the possible humiliation

    Because Frmunndah said "when why" in his question. It made no sense and thus, sick's head exploded. He is dead now. And its Frummundah's fault.

    I think you have this place confused with Temporarily Disabled

    what?
     
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  8. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Sam why did this thread just like evrything you touch turn to poop so fast?
     
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  9. Phinperor

    Phinperor formerly In_Flames Luxury Box

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    says the man with corn in his avatar...
     
  10. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Says the man that MADE the corn avatar.
     
  11. Phinperor

    Phinperor formerly In_Flames Luxury Box

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    :confused2:
     
  12. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Uh huh...like u didnt make it. L2G gave me his word he wouldnt.....

    ok fine.

    Magic genie Samphin who made this Avatar?
     
  13. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Dear AweSam, if this place is loaded with losers, then what does that make the Mor?

    que?
     
  14. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I have what is called, the "Reverse Midas Touch." Everything I touch turns to crap.

    I believe that it was "made" by someone else. It was most likely brought to this site in the form of an avatar by L2G or In_Flames. At worst, they were the sole nay do gooders. At best, they did the dirty work of another poster who asked them to make that an avatar. My money is on Griddles.

    A loser...duh..

    And yes, I misspelled your name. Sue me.

    No wait, don't.
     
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  15. xDOLPHINSx

    xDOLPHINSx Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Dear Sam,

    why do people like us care what you think?

    thanks
     
  16. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I happen to be very good looking..and good looking people are more important.

    But to tell you the truth, I don't think people really care what I think. I doubt anyone is going through life waiting to hear from me before making decisions.

    The world would be much better off if people DID do that...but I am not holding my breath. :hi5:
     
  17. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    How did I miss this?
     
  18. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    whos thread is better my "ask me questions" thread or your "ask samphin anything' thread?
     
  19. Vampire Baby

    Vampire Baby New Member

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    Sam please explain in full detail why anlgp has no girlfiend.....

    Thanks mate......
     
  20. 124

    124 Banned

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    I'm thinking I may have to create one of these threads. :shifty:
     
  21. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Why did god waste his time on the jets?



    Just an example for your thread...
     
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  22. 124

    124 Banned

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    Once in a while I'd get a nice question...

    Maybe.
     
  23. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Did you miss this? :shifty: :shifty:
    No you didn't miss this. :shifty: :shifty:
    Yeah, you missed this. :shifty: :shifty:

    I haven't seen your thread, but reading your post in here, I feel that I have been ripped off...again (cough aqua'sawardscopiedmyphinzees cough). The original is always the best. Although if you put a different twist on yours, perhaps it can stand alone. :hi5:

    I see no reason as to why "The Gapper," doesn't have a girl/boyfriend. Seems like a normal human being type. Hideous taste in hockey teams aside, he is a Dolphins fan so clearly, he is a smart man. Plus, what girl WOULDN'T want to date a guy who looks like Moby and Michael Stipe and whose first name is actually Clarence? (Just so you know: Anlgp's first name is, in fact, Clarence).

    I'm thinking CNCC will shut it down faster than your "awards" thread...

    Because how else do we know that we are superior if he didn't make inferior beings/teams/things?
     
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  24. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    What is the last word to the song that never ends?
     
  25. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    "friends"?
     
  26. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    youre not allowed to answer questions in this thread. samphin is probably already on his way to your house. :swimmer:
     
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  27. cnc66

    cnc66 wiley veteran, bad spelur Luxury Box

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    pennicillin will fix that
     
  28. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Good God man its good to have you back! :ffic:
     
  29. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    If I have six in one hand, half dozen in the other, how will I carry my coffee out to the car?
     
  30. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Because

    No, its because, stupid.

    Make your wife carry it. She should be doing that anyways.
     
  31. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    You rival Confucius in the wisdom department.
     
  32. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    This thread is still active. New posters to thephins need to know that I am here for them. Okay so I am here for myself, but why not get a question answered at the same time?

    Ask away!
     
  33. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Sam,
    What is the ultimate material for the microballoons when making Luneberg nested bowls?

    Thanks and I will sit back in awe :up:
     
  34. mor911

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    WTF are you talking about in the thread you created in the lounge today?
     
  35. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    WTF is Samphin? There are no members of this site with that UN.
     
  36. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    dear sam,

    do you think white supremicists hate leap years? they make black history month longer.
     
  37. Vengeful Odin

    Vengeful Odin Norse Mod

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    Ah, I see you played the old Thread Necromancy card.

    [​IMG]

    Well played sir. Well played indeed.
     
  38. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Well, Acryllic microballoons are lighter than weight than glass, but cheaper than phenolic. The only real drawback is that they are not as resistant to certain solvents.

    The thread was bumped from May, actually. I went drinking with a co-worker of mine back then, and he pickled my liver good. Pretty much literally drank me under the table. He was our new king.

    However since then, he has grown all too comfortable in his position and I have usurped him once again. The order is rightfully restored. I am like Simba, returning to the pride to kill Scar and bang Nala.
     
  39. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    sam why do you get to stay at inflames house next week but not mandy, griddles or skeet? :shifty:
     
  40. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Samphin made all of us in his image (except Aqua and Gish...those were genetic typos) He is omnipotent...as well as impotent. Even when he is not here...he is here.

    I think your joke a day calendar investment was a wise one. But to answer your question, I actually disagree. I think they use it as an opportunity to play the martyr card for one extra day. Plus, those idiots need all the extra days they can get before tax day. That extra day allows them to calculate and report their four figure salary properly to the feds.

    This is not a question. Stand by for a banning.
     
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