Just-To-Talk

No Notre Dame, back in the glory days..

 

History class was a lot easier back then.

 

easy like your mom is....

 

You're still mad she mocked your child-like endowment?

 

yes my d**k is the size of a baby....

8 pounds 9 ounces.....20 inches long....

 

Small baby.

I was 11 1/2 lbs and 25 inches long.

 

Sadly, I think this is going to go over a lot of people's heads. Well played.

 

surprise surprise

 

your moms t*ts were a surprise

 

References are only fun if they're obscure and esoteric... speaking of which, I think those people are gonna do that thing with that thing that wasn't working before, now that they have time.

 

ya well, theyre fake

 

Sweet. That means that we will have to do those other things in order to get that main thing to do what we need it to do.

 

huh?

 

if you can touch em.......their real

 

is that what you keep telling yourself about your pocket *****?

 

Then by that logic...Griddles *Richard* is fake to girls.

edit: really expected the edit to kick in there...

 

I got your filter...

 

thats what i keep tellin your sister about her pearl necklace......

 

lmfao!!!!! *richard*

 

Griddles, are you taking notes. See how he "modded" something.

stupid.

Gawd I can't wait until we get to the Griddles roast...

 

I was just going to do this but figured it'd go over anl...some people's heads.

 

lmao hahahahaha dude im losing it right now.....

 

You have my permission.

edit: but that Richard is too big. Resize to thumbnail size. :giggle:

 

so you're looking for a Richard about yeh big?

 

Is this Richard little enough?

 

In_flames has won the internetz.

 

I've had a vision. Hoodie, the ghost of the Patriots future, has appeared to me. He echoed the following words of wisdom. Let ye taketh it in lest not ye be intimidated.

"Dearest Pats fan, gish. I come to you now in a time of great need. It appears that you have been selected to be the next star of the New England Patriots. Patriots scouts are a tireless bunch, and they have taken notice to your recent choice of favorite team. Your willingness to turn your back on the Dolphins is what caught our eye. With an attitude like that, you can be the next Tom Brady. Now, please, continue with your life as normal. You will be contacted within the next few weeks.

P.S. Yeah, we totally cheated in every Super Bowl."


I gave Hoddie my word that I would carry out my destiny to become the next great Pats legend. When the time comes, I will take down the Dolphins faster than Channing Crowder on mapquest, trying to figure out where London is. A new dynasty shall reighn!!!

 

I'm the balls...

 

Did someone say they wanted the Big Dick?

 

Soon I'll have to get in the Cah and go to pahty.

 

wicked pissah brah

 

Lets Go Heat, beat the Sahcramento Queens!

 

I rarely watch basketball...but go Spurs!

 

Latah Hatahs.
I'm out for a night of booze, broads and debauchery.

 

Oh, to be 20 years old again.

 

Today is yesterday's tomorrow. Today is tomorrow's yesterday. So what day will it be 2 days before the day after tomorrow?

 

today.

 

Please, I implore you don't feed into his nonsense.

 

Cornhole, Kelso, ghey Tom Arnold, Iowa, corn etc.