Someone correctly me if I'm wrong... But I'm pretty sure man rule #14 states: In the event that a man enters a public restroom and there are multiple urinals, the restroom user must use urinals on the edges of the urinal formation. This prevents a secondary man from having to elbow rub in an otherwise un-crowded restroom. Furthermore, when entering a public restroom if a man is already using a urinal (on the edges like he's supposed to) you must use the furthest possible urinal from said man. This is especially true in locations where there are a limited number of urinals (3-5 urinals). In the even that you are in a club scene or sporting event, anything goes - Just use the restroom. #2 is only allowed in clubs and sporting events in extreme emergencies. Today I walk into my jobs public restroom (we share it with a few other companies on our floor) and of the three urinals, the crap sack is pissing in the middle one. Unacceptable. Discuss. EDIT - Info on the Crapper Rule here: http://forums.thephins.com/lounge/24131-middle-urinal-rule-2.html#post518064
Yeah he's a douche for going straight to the middle. Its in the Wiki Man Code. http://wikimancode.com/?n=Main.Restrooms
in the club im usually drunk as hell....thus i piss in the sink, or grabage can....whatever is closest.....
since you've established that he broke the rule, what did you do? Did you proceed to elbow up to the guy?
i very uncomfortably (for him) stand a full 2 feet away from my urinal and piss from a distance in these instances.
2 feet eh. What kind of arc are you getting on your stream from that distance? Is it a laser beam, or more like a golden rainbow?
are you sure that there weren't 2 people in the bathroom before him on the edges? maybe he was forced to the middle and had a very long pee time so he was still there when the other two left.. otherwise, yes, incorrect move on his part. while we're on bathroom topics- what do you all think is man code for while at the urinal as far as vision? straight ahead? do ya look up at the ceiling? also, i find a lot of people tend to put a hand on the wall in front of them whilst urinating.. i don't understand that. for one, the wall is dirty. also, is it that hard to stand up for a minute without holding yourself up? the only time i've found myself doing that is when i'm quite drunk in my own bathroom
especially if he's wearing flip flops.... I make a note to always use the commode if im wearing flip flops.
In this instance, to teach him a lesson, I would take my position at the urinal (probably to his right) pull my pants all the way down (kindergarten style) and angle myself so that I am pissing towards him. If he said anything, Id call him ghey and run out bare assed.
Sounds like a nightly occurrence at one of Lucky's special sleepover parties. Just replace urinal with bath tub.
Of course not, if I did then who would tell everyone else who wasn't there. I am the eyes and ears of the lounge. and Lucky is more or less the lounge taint
he should have gone up behind him and hugged him while he whispered in his ear............................ right this wasn't in prison.............forgot.
My guess is this was the ladies' restroom and you scared the hell out of the poor girl in front of the middle basin.
there couldve been extenuating circumstances. if 2 of the pissers were full of loogies, pubes, or unflushed piss...that could funnel him to the middle urinal. did you notice the condition of the urinal you used?
the only proper thing to do is teach him a lesson... walk up to the urinal next to him, unzip and begin doing business. then loudly proclaim; "nice sausage, dude!" make him feel as uncomfortable as he made you.
Is it possible that when HE arrived, the other two urinals were taken, thus, rendering him to the middle urinal? At that point, those two guys leave, making him look like the *** hat.
I remember going to a bathroom in Oceanside, Ca to a mexican restaurant and as I was standing there at the end urinal (as etiquette would dictate) so I was leaving two unoccupied to my left I started to stare forward at the wall as usual (I love truck stops they always have ad's on the wall to read while taking a whiz). I noticed I could see straight into the kitchen. It was an old building that had cracked walls & they had just changed the urinal plumbing but they left a hole in the wall at head level so I could see the cooks making my breakfast burrito while I took a leak. It was unnerving.
I HAD JUST CHECKED IN! No way you can ask for a plunger five minutes after checking in. I am pretty sure they would have called the authorities...
yeah because that would have been the first time that happened in your life............. pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
I don't know how many times I have to tell you, stop following me around everywhere. The court says you have to stay away.
