Don't mind Lucky, he's just pissed off because his mother was the maid that had to 'handle the situation'...
Holy Mother of Craps Which brings me to my next rule I would like you guys to help me clarify... The crapper stall rule. Even though several companies share our restroom, it's not very busy. If you go in the restroom, you're generally alone. If someone is taking a dump, you can leave for 5 minutes and comeback to enjoy a lonely peaceful dump. This is extremely important because there is only 2 crapper stalls in the facility. There's an unspoken rule in the office (and I think the world in this situation), that if someone is taking a dump, you give that person a few minutes to finish his business, then have the big stall (AKA the Doc Zoom Stall - No offense bud, but you guys get the best crapper stalls) all to yourself... UNLESS YOUR NAME IS MINDWARP -- With no regard for the guy taking a crap, Mindwarp will regularly plow into the mini stall next to you and unleash what can only be described as satan and his spawn spewing from the underworld. It literally sounds like a cement truck is unloading half dried cement paste into the toilet bowl. I would understand if this were an emergency... But it has happened in several occasions and to several members of the staff here at work. I'm concerned that Mindwarp may not understand proper crapper etiquette. Discuss.
I give Mindwarp his due (or doo in this case). If a Man's gotta go, he's gotta go, and if not; perhaps he is like minded to moi! In the public crapper leaving a floater that has the power?/length? nay, audacity! to partially exit the water level and explore the fresh air (ala Mr. Hanky) is the greatest gift I can bestow upon my common man. Leaving that snake like vessel for the next to admire is as close as some will ever come to knowing how a healthy bowel operates. Those are world championship class dueces!!!!! If you ever come across one, you may flush, but always remember a HERO walks among you!
ahhh did the mor get sand in his vag again? Did someone go poop next to you again? this time it wasn't me, and when A dude needs to poop, you got to go release the hounds, we are not all women like you who poop flowers and need to time to paint there nails while crapping... some of us wait till we have to explode the toilet go in there destroy the ****er and roll out.. sometimes, there are casualties of wars. you happened to be it once, and Dan the other time.. 1up got me the other day, so **** it happens..
1.. its not a rule, its a pretty boy rule, 2. 5 mins? that's the diffrence between having to go home and change your pants and a big smile. 3. keep fighting the good fight mor, but make sure you hold down your skirt, you don't want your panties to start showing and you complain about that next.
Not complaining, simply upholding the law. Laws are laws because they save lives. It's not like you come in there with Fabreeze. You bring the stench of 35 decaying corpses with you. One day you're going to kill an innocent child.
Tough call. Usually I enjoy taking a peaceful dump alone and would extend the same courtesy to co-workers. There are times, however, when the Cosby kids need to be dropped off at the pool and you CANT afford to be late. The 5 minute rule is usually one I adhere to, but anything after 5 is MORE than enough courtesy and all bets are off. The man in the stall knows he's on the clock after said courtesy walk-in and should commence in disaster cleanup mode (wiping), which can take up to 4 and 1/2 minutes.
No doubt... If I'm crapping and I see the good old Foot in and walk out routine, I know it's time to get out. But Warp doesn't even do that LOL
howcome when you guys talk about taking a crap you use all these metaphors? and fyi that is a pretty boy rule. Im with warp on this one and would simultaneously take a crap with him any day.
Holding it an extra five minutes can cause serious harm though. Basically, it can turn your meat loaf into a hearty stew. That is worse for everyone, quite frankly. No man rule on this one. If you gotta crap, you gotta crap. The rule should be to find your nearest Home Depot, and poop in the sink/urinal, like the lovely prize I came across the other day when stopping to lose some weight...
Metaphors are like awesome boobs on an ugly chick Lucky. They dont really do anything, but make things a little more interesting. (Yes I used a boob metaphor to explain why I use metaphors... I have won the internet)
*note to self* never ask bigdoghunt for anything for christmas, he will leave a bow on the toilet and a monster within the porcelain *end note*
Lucky, Mindwarp, Samphin vs Mor and hardcore.. on Fanhell.com level that definitely classifies this as a pretty boy rule.
I did? I don't think I did. Maybe I did. Who knows. I am officially a fence sitter on this one. I understand both parties' arguments. I think its a judgement call. If your *** is about to turn into a soft serve ice cream cone, I say you go, 5 minutes be damned. But if the weight just dropped, you can, and probably should wait. My solution is to poop at Home Depot. That whole store chain is crap.
You know there was a kid in my highschool class who always pissed bareassed, never asked him why, just assumed he was autistic. Myself and most people I know crap and only crap in a public bathroom if they cant possibly hold it anymore. Its a bathroom, not Pier One that smells like roses, and like Pier One you know what dangers you face upon entering the facility. When you gotta **** you gotta ****, I'm siding with Mindwarp on this one.
Again, you're thinking about a store or some freaking large public outlet. This is a very secluded (LOCKED FOR GOD SAKES) restroom for a limited number of patrons. It very clean for the most part and generally empty. If you leave for a few minutes is most always empty when you come back. But that's fine. Side with Mick Foley.
Gawd if you think Warp stinks up the place, you better hope your never in a bathroom with me Mor.....
Sorry, was refering to the original post regarding the urinals. Didn't get the chance to be enlighted on the poo side of the story, but now that I have, I will never allow any of the men on this board to my house. Ya'll are nasty!
this is bullcrap... and utter lies.. women have to take numbers to pee, so I can;t even imagine the paper work you would have to fill out to poop. I seen the lines women wait in to go to the bathroom be it a event, the movies, a restaurant, a club, or even there own house. your lies are not welcomed in this thread..... just cause one of your fellow females, the mor, is in trouble, don't come to her rescue.