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At this point in my life, I can only grow a little hair on my face, but a whole bunch on my arse. Would you like to see that?
Well I am a little shy of posting awesome images of myself due to the fact that men wish they were me and women wreck themselves just to get to me. But since this is for the playoffs.... Enjoy!
Sorry bro....can't join the beard thing. The wife says it rubs her....um....nether region....a little raw when I have a beard. Some things come before the playoffs for me....
Cool beard.I can't really grow one (and I'm old).But hey,I shave ONLY once a week. BTW bro,is your PC in the janitors closet?
Once a week. I'm lucky if I only shave once a day. My five o'clock shadow shows up just after lunch, which is why I grew the beard in the first place. I kept getting gigged for not having shaved at noon by either my chief or the MAA on the ship, and always had to shave again before liberty call, and that was 35 years ago. As far as rubbing my wife in the... wrong direction... I have to use a shampoo and conditioner in my beard, or a lot of wine in her glass, to even get her to kiss me. Most of the young ladies I spent time with earlier thought it tickled, most of the time - except in sensitive areas. I have to trim this thing every three days or I look like a mountain man after a rough night in the saloon. I have been mistaken for Santa Claus after I have trimmed my beard - the latest time was last week in the Mall - absolutely adorable young girl just kept staring at me and finally asked me very quietly if I had received her list. Of course, I assured her I had, and told her she would also have a surprise or two for Christmas (Thought her Mom was going to have a heart attack!) I burned the thing off once - Brut and smoking don't mix sometimes, specially when your 'friend' has his cigarette lighter set on blowtorch. My son didn't recognize me and started crying immediately. Oh, did I mention this thing is 40 years old. I don't know if I'd recognize myself, for crying out loud.
Damn.The only thing I can say is I'm glad I can't grow a beard.I'd burn it off at least 3 times a year.On the bright side people think I'm younger than I really am.My friend of 30 years was always pissed he had to shave at least once a day(we were 16 at the time).He had enough of that after a while and went through that laser hair removal.Now I tell him to get his back done.
This DEFINATELY one of those threads I am glad I didnt see till it was a couple of pages long. I just got done laughing so hard I fell out of my chair.....Absolutely CLASSIC.. Now then, Are you freaking kidding me? You only post 70 times since joining a year ago and then fire off a zinger like this That is the proverbial Quality over quantity and easily a top 10 post EVAR. Unfortunately for Sam, his girlfriend doesnt get the benefit of either quality OR quantity.....
Dude, thanks. I just got my dentures in today so I have a higher self esteem. As you can see in the following pic, my awesomeness knows no bounds. I am still highly reserved about posting these truly epic pics, but since I love my phins and this is to better them throughout the playoffs, I will sacrifice my modesty.