http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/2009/01/super-bowl-party-etiquette/ SUPER BOWL PARTY “DO’S” 1. Bring beer. Don’t show up at your buddy’s house on Sunday with empty hands. Chip in and bring at least a six-pack of something — but keep it simple. No “exotics,” and if you’re trying to impress a babe with one of those Heineken Mini Kegs — don’t. 2. Show up on Time. You want to be there before kickoff so you don’t have to go around the room asking everyone how the Steelers scored. If you’re going to be late, just blend in or watch it at home. 3. Pay attention to your girl. If you do decide to bring your new girlfriend — who you’ve been dating for two weeks — to a house full of dudes wearing Steelers jerseys and wolfing down Polish sausage (maybe two at a time), don’t leave her alone in the kitchen with women she doesn’t know. She will be gone by the half and will never call you again.