So during break today, Warp and Mor went to the corner store for some much needed caffeine. In the store Mor met a hottie. So Mor flirted with the girl... And in course of the conversation, Warp jokingly said that I was an underwear model. Stupid chick bought it... So I ran with it. Now I own her some examples of my work.... So. Here we go... Oh god: If I post some pictures of me in my underwear, who is willing to turn it into model-esque looking photos? In return, you can also use them to make fun of me at future instances.... so?
Even though this violates just about every man-law in existence, I think you found a loophole in doing it to pick up a girl... I think.
Actually, I think the fact that you are willing to help him look for loopholes in this heinous act just cost you a few points.
No offense Mor, but I'm not touching any pictures of you, especially in your underwear. Methinks this is a job for Dark Mistress ... or even Finsgirlie ... Then again, there's always Gish and analgap ...
nar·cis·sism (närs-szm) also nar·cism (-szm) n. 1. Excessive love or admiration of oneself. See Synonyms at conceit. 2. A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem. 3. Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development. I somehow believe you already have the photos, bwahahahahha
It appears he already found the loophole without my help. Whether he understood it as such is a different story. This reminds of the time a hot chick came up to me in a Ft. Lauderdale bar and asked if I was "with James' bachelor party". Of course I said yes, and it looked like I was going to seal the deal, until we walked outside and saw James' limo leaving
**** i don't even know how to make "model" type pictures. mor I think it's time you learned how to do photoshop or gimp.
I don't have the pics yet... in fact, i plan to have warp take them tonight. This event will post likely go down in history as the 3rd gayest thing Warp and I have done. Number one was when we had sex. Number two was when we both jerked off for you via justin.tv that night.
Good thing he didn't say you were an orthopedic shoe model. You would have had to produce pictures of me. And that would have been a hard sell.
This without a doubt will end up right up there with GrapeApe's Crazy Squirrel thread before it's all done.. I can hardly wait.......
translation: thanks penny, now I have to drive to the store to buy ink toner and tape so I can print out these pictures and hang them on the ceiling above my bed.
Was that translation or projection? Judging from your most recent purchase on Ebay, I would say projection Mor blowup doll?
projection? nice one I'm glad to see your finding time to give a diagnosis in between printing and taping dr.phil.
Dr. Phil? Wasn't that your stage name on the set of that low budget mexican adult film "The Burro Whisperer" (Dr. Fill)? Is Juan Valdez still suing you for damages?
it was porno but yes, it was dr. fill. don't hate on me because you had to pork oprah to make your career....
