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Sham Wow arrested for bite n' punch with a hooker

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by padre31, Mar 27, 2009.

  1. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html


    Perhaps his Atty Sham Wow will be hired to mop up this mess for him?
     
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  2. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    What do we tell the kids?
     
  3. anlgp

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    just do this

    "shamwow, apply directly to forehead". :shifty:

    two crappy commercials turned into one and man is it funny :lol:
     
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  4. Cosmic

    Cosmic Social Disease

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    I bet he told her....







    ...wait for it...







    "You're gonna love my nuts."

    BOOM.
     
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  5. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    What do you tell the kids?

    "Always use Unlucky's name when you're arrested children"

    :lol:
     
  6. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    And the blood stains came right up!
     
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  7. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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  8. Celtkin

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    I change the channel when he comes on. I can't stand the guy. :lol:
     
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  9. unluckyluciano

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    she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go? Weird usually you have to pay extra for that........
     
  10. Celtkin

    Celtkin <B>Webmaster</b> Luxury Box

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    Classic :hi5:
     
  11. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well, he paid a grand and the found 940 of it, she was keeping that money..:lol:
     
  12. Brown42000

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  13. Brown42000

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    LOL

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  14. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    No he didn't...:chuckle:
     
  15. Georgia Fin

    Georgia Fin Fin For Life

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    Well now we know why he says they can't make this special offer all day long, he's too busy organizing a Fight Club with the skanky hookers of South Beach.
     
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  16. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    The biggest suprise for me is that he likes women....


    On another note, would you punch someone how has your tongue in their teeth? Seems like a good way to lose you tongue...
     
  17. Georgia Fin

    Georgia Fin Fin For Life

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    Bet it was a donkey punch!!!!
     
  18. pennphinfan

    pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    well he's a german. and you know the germans are always good people.
     
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  19. Big E

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    I dont know about you but this story tells itself....BOOM.
     
  20. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    i would have never guessed he was 44. he looks maybe 30 in his commercials. that mug shot shows his age.
     
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  21. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    I thought the same thing.

    Hair and makeup.
     
  22. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Thee...Ohio State University

    She isnt worth more than $300...
     
  23. Idahophin

    Idahophin Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    She would have to pay me. :yes:
     
  24. Jt0323

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    all i can say is...sham...WOW :chuckle:

    I bet the sham wow did a good job soaking up the blood! if so i may get one!
     
  25. PMZQ

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    He is ? Damn......he must be from the Brunchs neighborhood of Neu Jork
     
  26. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    ShamWow, Right in the kisser!

    Vince Shlomi, the enthusiastic TV pitchman best known for his omnipresent ShamWow ads, was arrested in Miami last month after getting into a violent fight with the prostitute he had picked up. I know: I’ve been waiting my whole life for this story, too.



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    http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/03/the-shamwow-guy-beat-up-a-hooker/
     
  27. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Im an idiot. Please merge this.
     
  28. opfinistic

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    See waht happens when you don't vote for Opie? My *****es lay the beatdown on yo ***!
     
  29. Pagan

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  30. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    "Look how great it soaks up Hooker blood, you followin' me camera guy?"
     
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  31. vmarcilfan75

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    i dont condone hitting women but im sorry i wouldve done the samething.

    SHAM-POW to the face!
     
  32. Muck

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    Actually, the arrest report says he was born in Israel.
     
  33. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Come to think of it, I haven't seen Shlomioot post here recently...
     
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  34. PMZQ

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    I knew he wasn't German. Even being from Israel, that accent.....it sounds so NYC !
     
  35. SICK

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    i wonder if when he was talking to the hooker......she said "1000 dollars for sex" and sucked his finger......he looked over to the bartender and said

    "sheesh.....she practically sells herself"
     
  36. Section126

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