Just-2-Talk Volume 3

Currently, I can only account for one.

 

For legal reasons, that IS the right answer...

 

Loser...

 

Somewhere Chris Hansen just had a nervous twitch...

 

Why does this guy keep sending me letters?

 

..............dad?

 

Yikes, thank God no!

 

he wants to be your running mate?

 

I think you're half right.

[ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Foley_Scandal[/ame]

 

Yeh I remember him, I had to block his calls.

 

Edit: Funny thing is my mother used to work for him back in the late 70s, early 80s, and sometimes after school, I'd spend time at the office. That was (I assume) before his sick hobby began.

 

Maybe you were the reason you sexy b*%ch you.

 

Did my taxes today...anyone else having that same fun time ?

 

Love, love, LOVE the new avatar.

 

Whare is that picture from? And why doesn't that guy have an ear?

 

It was from my stash..and his ear was attached to his woman...

 

Hmm. I am going to go ahead and say that this might be the most disturbing thing I have ever seen you write. On the Gish scale of 1-10, it is a solid 7.

 

Holy Bejeezus I made the Gish scale.

 

neg rep'd

 

My farts stink like ****.

 

rainy grey day outside......iam home with a sick baby.....again.....

bored, and its only 9am. nice.

sidenote: we need to buy a ton of ice.....and fill up someones bath tub in jersey with ice and brews.....and have a ****in party. gunna be sweet!!!

 

I nominate your room.

 

Same here. And Mrs. Z. is off on another three-day business trip. My MLB 09: The Show better get here today.

 

You do realize by the time you get that game, MLB 10 will be out right?

 

nice zoom!

i will be playing ncaa all day today.....i love it

 

Are you kidding? Did it ship via Pony Express?

 

My morning farts always smell like ****. The longer I wait to drop a deuce, the smellier they get. It's science.

 

Media Mail. Which is just as bad.

 

My wife leaves for Texas tomorrow night. 14 days with her daughter and family.

What should I fap to first? And should I do it while she's in the air, or should I wait for her to arrive in Texas?

 

F-Ball, or B-Ball?

 

football...

 

You need to get a 360.

 

"questions forum"


help me out if you can

 

Why wait? Do it in the car on the way home from dropping her off at the airport!

 

Yeah, last time there was an embarrassing situation when I did that and didn't realize there was a bus full of Asians next to me on a tour of South Florida. I was wondering what all the flashing lights were. I should have kept the top up on the car.

 

Can you blame them? They didnt think it was humanly possible for anyone to be smaller than them......