Opie I need you to share your Obama like campaigning tactics with me. I need to stage a late rally. I have been gaining but need to get over the 5-7 votes behind slump.
You're asking me to go up against DonShula84? You drew a tough first round matchup bro. His name alone is a known 'brand' around here. Going against Don Shula is like trying to push a boulder up a steep hill. My best recommendation is to lie and cheat, throw people off of the real topics at hand and focus on 'hot button' issues that aren't that relevant in the grand scheme of things. Basically American Politics at it's best. Good luck.
I'm sure people aren't voting for his name alone (at least I hope not). All good tips Ope and if all else fails I'll result to creating a **Vote for SKing29** Thread.
Hey, at least I'm not whoring myself in the lounge with "PLLLLEEEEAAAASE vote for me!" threads. I - unlike the "vote for me!" crowd - am at least delivering on my campaign promises in the appropriate forum.
Politics = whoring. Your grassroots campaign that is comprised of boobs and butts may work on the local market, but once we hit the big time and the competition strengthens you may find yourself coming up short. Besides, we all know you'll keep posting the hot stuff anyways, and if you don't, I have already arranged for PhineraterII to take over. Have a nice day n00b.
Oh, foolish mortal, how you mistake my intentions. I never honestly said I'd stop posting them. I'm counting on loyalty of those who have enjoyed what I've already posted and will continue to post. Whereas all you've brought to the table so far in your campaign is self-indulgence and attention whoring. It's been all about how great YOU are, not what you'll do for the people. Shame on you. As for it only working in a local market and not big time...yea, you're right. No one in the big time enjoys photos of beautiful women. I'm doomed.
Yes and my best customer is this long haired guy that always blasts metal music while he's got me in the car which is quite a nice Mustang (I swear he is trying to disorient me). Then he always tries to take pictures of me and put them on this website he's always talking about. Strange fellow for sure.
I have remote access to about 50 different computers all with different IP addresses. Sucks that it still wouldn't help me
Delusions of grandeur already? Can anyone imagine how that will escalate as this continues? Understandable, you have been consistent, I will grant you that. Although there was a certain post yesterday that may hurt you if it comes to light in the later rounds. Perhaps you missed my initial post in my Campaign Thread, I took my stance, and stand by what I said. Shame on me? Shame on me? You forgot the man who started the whole Pagan Disciples group to support your work? You forgot my promise when you were under the impression that your work would be stifled due to a new filter on the job? Way to take what I said out of context and twist it for your own gain. You may do alright after all.
Update I have narrowed the gap to 5. Soon to be down again by 7+ but hey I'll enjoy small victories while I can.
Man, this is a brilliant example of "wild flailing"! Delusions of grandeur? Why, because I called you a mortal? What are you saying Ope, you're not mortal??? Who's having delusions NOW? Actually, it showed a sense of humor. Someone who isn't taking himself all that seriously. Nay, I think it will help in later rounds! Empty, ridiculous promises that you can't POSSIBLY hope to keep! My promises are being kept as we speak....and will continue to be kept. And this has to do with the election, how? Ah...takes one to know one, brotha!
Translation: "I've been caught with my pants down and I need to go and piece together some more lies in order to counter this."
Of course, I'm mortal, but I would never infer that I'm not. By referring to me as a mortal, you lend us to believe you are 'more' than human, in fact you used the word in an almost insulting manner. Way to alienate your entire voter base. Look at my entire campaign, in fact, examine my entire post history, if you can find me taking myself seriously more than half a dozen times I'll eat my shorts. How can you judge me and deem my promises as empty? Oh, that's right, you're omnipotent, not a mere mortal like the rest of us. It shows that I have decency, my old friend, that I cared about you and the work you did. I wouldn't allow all our members to be disappointed because you were unwilling to take matters into your own hands and stand up for yourself. I know you are, but what am I?
Sorry, I had to go spend some feeding the poor yesterday afternoon, then I put in a few hours volunteering at the Y, helping kids learn how to play basketball, then I went to the pound where I help care for the sick animals. After that I ran home, ate a TV dinner, spent some time with my boys and slept for two hours. This morning I ran late because there was a house fire in my neighborhood and I had to rescue Old Lady McMurtle's 15 cats. What have you been up to?
I see, and my campaign sig mysteriously disappeared from your profile. Things that make you go hmmmmmm........
I'm looking ahead to the next round man, the road to the Aqua and Orange House will not be easy, and anyone who takes their foot off the pedal, even for a moment, may find themselves by the wayside.
You candidates need to stop arguing among yourselves and start sucking up to ME the voter. What about MY needs ? Empty promises are acceptable......
Hmmmmm Now we're talkin! Only how about a challenge Metal one? My vette against your Mustang ? You win, you get my vote
