This is horrible I can't hate on nabo :'( there goes my strategy. edit: Ok I was able to. Sorry nabs, you'll probably beat me anyways.
I had to say, other than Alen vs Vengeful, this was the toughest choice for me to make. I went with Nabo, because his username is Orange. Yes, that was the pathetic tiebreaker.
This jock slobbering is the most pathetic display of happy-happy non-offensive, rainbows-coming-from-pixie-farts, chick-like *****ery, I've ever had to stomach. You powder-puffs are at this moment, sworn enemies and instead of throwing down like the cave men you should be, you 2 are dancing with each other with all the awkwardness of a middle school dance where neither one of you wants to violate the daylight rule. So, I say to you Thelma(lucky) and to you Louise(nabo), put down your copies of Twilight, and take up arms, like men. Keep going down this road (and on each other), and I'll have no choice to not only revoke your man cards, but you'll have drop off your hang downs at the nearest Elk's Lodge. Its time to sack up or shut up, nancy boys.
Of course you'd want a dude to blow you. I propose that no one vote for either lucky or nabo, until a little mud is slung. Demand more for your vote than, "I hope you win" "No, I hope you win" "No, I hope you win, cause I love you" "OMG, I think I'm gonna cry" This ain't a wine & cheese party. Its the Thunderdome, *****es! To help facilitate this, I have photos of nabo with a male midget hooker and photos of lucky as a male midget hooker. The first one to go for the jugular gets the photos of his opponent for a good old-fashioned American smear campaign. And....go!
To revoke man cards you have to have been born a man first. Ill let you correct me when you, and finsane stop having liberal make out sessions on fanhell. boom.
I leave for the Final Four, come back and man, I'm taking a whooping. I'm faring about as well as MSU did against the Heels last night. At least I beat Sec126, though.
It's the Battle of the Fauxbama Campaign Posters! I hope some of Lucky's Legion gets behind the ole doc.
Thank you to all who voted for me. Now comes the true test, against one of the most beloved figures in the community. Can the Nabolites keep the Cinderella story alive?
Jesus lucky! I didnt give you all my delegates and part of my fundraising and vouching just to see you flounder in failure! This the last time I stump for a lazy Mexican candidate.