he speaks the truth i have to agree with what he says. especially if she goes all daisy duke on me... and i have 3 gallons worth of any date rape drug cuz i'd need it let me tell ya.
why can guys turn ANYTHING into a innuendo?? ring her doorbell... put her corn on my cob.... i think i'm gonna throw up now...
i dont think i've ever used one... usually it just comes out straight to the point....ask channing crowder! how'd you think i got my restraining order? it was by saying i wanted to butter his muffin thats for DAMN sure!
I can't wife till the wife gets home. I'm gonna vacuum her carpet, then I'm going to clean out her refrigerator and pick up her socks.
you'd like us to think that was sexual wouldn't you. when the truth of the matter is you know if you don't do those things you won't be getting any for a week
Damn Skippy. She gets back Thursday. Should I begin cleaning up tonight, should I wait till I get home Thursday, or should I just leave everything and tell her 'it's about time you got home to clean this ****hole up. Hurry up and make me a sammich too!'
god you guys are so gross.....nice job blowing the new refined thread marty was trying to start. not even into the 7th page..... just disgusting.
after opie gets done eating the seeds out of your watermelon i need to suck the pits out of your grapes
Methinks the lady doth protest too much. I've been waiting 21 years for the perfect time to use that particular piece of Shakespeare knowledge. Congrats, 'Manda. You're a part of effing history.
made me laugh out loud. after we're done frosting your cake and eating the seeds out of your watermelon and sucking the pits out of your grapes we've still got to pulverise your beef before we can eat it.
While I got ya here, did you see that E-Fight on our other hang out? Let me just say regardless, it was EPIC...