trim you tree prune you bush rake your leaves hoe your garden pluck your flowers rototill your vegetable garden water your plants (that's kinda sick) peel your onion bake your patato
there's nothing to mow or trim, and no ones planting anything anywhere near my flower. how do you guys turn everything so nasty. it's a damn good thing i can go toe for toe with yall or the mods would have a FIELD DAY in here!!!!
You need your oil checked? How about a front end alignment? Your back bumper polished? Headlights washed? We can do this with anything. We're men. That means a few things - we like to **** with the door open, we talk about *****, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do!
hahaha she shouldnt act all innocent either, if this thread was all women it'll be just as bad and filty.
We've literally NEVER done any of those things, Dale. Edit: Aw poop-now I see you gave up where it was from. I love that movie.
lies!!! as i pointed out earlier....my friends and i have never used innuendos....only said the blunt and obvious.....
I work with a guy that loves that movie too. One sales meeting I freaked out everyone when I balled up my fist in his face and told him that something about his face made me want to plant one of these right in his suck hole. The whole room went quiet but we both started rolling with laughter.