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Just-2-Talk Volume 4... the saga continues...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by cnc66, Apr 12, 2009.

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  1. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    *cough*
     
  2. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Can't Stitches play the newlywed game elsewhere?

    We get it, you guys love each other. :rolleyes:

    Now back to important stuff.

    If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

    Me? I would control the weather. I would make tiny rain clouds that follow certain people around. And when they think that have outsmarted me by using an umbrella, I would create another rain cloud that hovers at their wasit...and rains UP.

    I would make it snow in one pocket and scorching hot in the other. I would have a lot of fun.

    That, or the ability to TiVo life.
     
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  3. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    you sir, have way too much time on your hands
     
  4. Samphin

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    Allow me to quote my dad and what he told me on my 18th birthday:

    "**** you, I hate you, I have always hated you, get the hell out of here you stupid piece of ****."


    Ver Batim.
     
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  5. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    that was your dads way of saying he loves you

    wait...
     
  6. TokyoFishFan

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    One superpower...
    Unlimited teleporting.

    You could zip in and out of anywhere in the blink of an eye. Bored at work? Teleport to Paris for lunch and then back to the office. Teleport home for a quickie and then back to the office.
     
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  7. SICK

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    My Superpower - i could block cell phone service at anytime......

    some ****** blonde on the phone blabbering to her skanky friend in line at the movies.......BOOM no service...call dropped....

    douche bag watching ridiculous videos on his laptop at starbucks and laughing loudly.....BOOM there goes your 3g network dilweed !




    or i would be a genie......for myself.....so i could give myself anything.....:shifty:
     
  8. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    We...didn't have..the same..dad did we?

    If I could have one super power it would be telekinesis, thats mind control Kyle.
     
  9. Cosmic

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    Don't believe you. Will need proof.
     
  10. Cosmic

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    Would you kill a yak from 1000 yards away with mind bullets?
     
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  11. Cosmic

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    Did he give you a carton of cigarettes for you birthday? Burn your arm with a cigar for spilling paint in the garage?

    You're Bender-but it's okay, you get to hook up with Claire in the utility closet before it's all over.
     
  12. Cosmic

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    So it's closing day. By 4:30 today I will own my new house lock stock and barrel. Of course, I couldn't sleep and am now rambling on here to try and make the time pass quicker. I took the day off from work because I had to use up some "flex" days or lose them when I leave-which may be a mistake because now I am pacing around like a caged animal. Think I'm going to go shower and then go buy "The Wrestler" on Blu-Ray.


    And if I could have a super power, it would be mind control, similar to the Jedi but more powerful.
     
  13. opfinistic

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    My superpower would be invisibility. Imagine the free stuff, the girl's locker rooms! The fun you could have wreaking havoc on public transportation!
     
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  14. FinSane

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    Invisibilty is the way to go. Its all about seeing naked chicks
     
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  15. Big E

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    If you have mind control you can make them get naked.....stoopid.
     
  16. Samphin

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    Enforcer is right...at least, that is what he told me to say...oh noes!

    I wouldn't mind the ability to turn into a dragon. Think about it. You're just sittin' there, bored, and you see me walking down the street. You think to yourself, "God that guy is dumb. I would like to go over there and punch him in the neck."

    All of a sudden BOOM! I turn into a ****ing DRAGON! I just start hovering around, gyrating a bunch, blowing fire out of my nose and growling all dragon-like.

    Then you would be saying, "Holy crap! That dude just turned into a dragon!"

    Then I would turn back, look at you, pop my collar and walk away.
     
  17. opfinistic

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    Yeah but an invisible *** grab in the locker room that leads to a chick fight while you wank it....priceless.
     
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  18. Samphin

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    Wait, is your man goo invisible too? I might go with invisibility just to see the look on girls' faces when the phantom semen just appears seemingly out of no where.
     
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  19. Big E

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    That would lead to alot of crotch checks.
     
  20. opfinistic

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    :hi5:

    Bukkake Man!
     
  21. SICK

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    dane cook did it better :shifty:

    edit- see if this works....its hilarious (imo)

    http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideobig/1235/Dane_Cook_-_Throwing_Up
     
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  22. Samphin

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    I assume he had a similar bit? I don't listen to Dane Cook so I couldn't tell you. The only bit of his that I have seen was on this Shortys watching Shortys show where they animated a car crash monlgue he did. Oh and the everything is wet bit was good.

    From what I hear though, Mr. Cook is not the bee's knees as his 14 year old fan base would have you believe.
     
  23. SICK

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    not a fan of his....just seen it before..its funny...wanted to post it
     
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  24. Samphin

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    Funny is funny, regardless of who it is. :hi5: Led Zeppelin is probably nothing more than a cover band, but they may be the best cover band of all time, so huzzah!

    In other news, my nws glasses make me look like a dork? Did I say this already? I think I did.

    See, this is why I need to be able to TiVo life.
     
  25. Big E

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    Did...you....just say Led Zepplin...was a....cover band????
     
  26. DrAstroZoom

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    This may surprise you all, but I am not always awesome.
     
  27. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    You sir, are a liar.
     
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  28. DrAstroZoom

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    That's very kind of you to say, but I am in a less-than-awesome streak.
     
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  29. The Arbiter

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    Hmm, super powers? I'd like the ability to record and store all of my thoughts, especially while I am sleeping and dreaming. I get some of my best ideas in my sleep, but I don't always remember them all and that royally pisses me off.

    Mind control and invisibility? You guys sound like you're coming out of an episode of Heroes.
     
  30. Big E

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    Lame....:tongue2:
     
  31. The Arbiter

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    Is not! Wanting to be invisible just to watch girls get naked is lame. Isn't that was pr0n is for?
     
  32. Big E

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    I was for...mind control...making them get naked...much better. And I know not of this pr0n you speak of
     
  33. vmarcilfan75

    vmarcilfan75 blah...blah...blah... Club Member

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    pfffttt women. dont know the difference :pity:
     
  34. The Arbiter

    The Arbiter Mrs. Stitches

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    Because there isn't one!! Enlighten me... what difference is there?
     
  35. The Arbiter

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    Somehow, I don't believe you..
     
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  36. vmarcilfan75

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    cause i cant see Vanessa Marcil in pron or Adriana Lima or Sophia Vergara. :yes:
     
  37. Big E

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    Yet,,,,,:shifty:
     
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  38. vmarcilfan75

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    no E im not pulling my pants down.... :pity:
     
  39. The Arbiter

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    I guess it would help if I knew who these women are...
     
  40. FINintheMOON

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    Now that is the power to have!!! I actually just watch a movie last night called "Jumper". It was about this power exactly...:up:
     
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