Someone trying to stop your Draft watching pleasure?

Sex or watching the NFL draft, sex or watching the NFL draft sex or watching the NFL draft....wait...Sex while watching the NFL Draft.

 

So i see all these posts about family... how can I get out of work

 

dude...you are hilarious man.lol

 

i tipped the maid a 10 spot because it was a pig stye when i left.tore that sh#@ up like a rock star.lol

 

niiiiiiice lettin your mom lift heavy objects buddy.....she might throw out a hip so you best be careful. lol

 

Good advice. Stay single and raise your kids to do the same.

 

Whenever I start a job I let them know right away that school is my top priority. I tell them that between school and work I will never have a complete day off unless Sunday is my day off. I also tell them that my counselor suggests having sunday off to finish all my school work and prepare for the new week. If all else fails, religion to the rescue. I can't remember the last time I worked on a sunday.

 

Aaaargghhh! No kids! The crazy stops here!

 

Mike, like you I've been married to the same woman for a long time....30 yrs in June, but I have a slightly different take on this....by now, she knows that my one love in life (other than her and the kids) are the Fins and the draft...She knows I'll be down here, laptop in lap, beer, BBQ (probably ribs) and PIP set up to watch both NFLN and ESPN...so the playing sick and such just won't work, but she does know me well enough, that she never plans anything for the draft weekend, she usually doesn't bother me with anything and plans "safe" meals where I don't need to be involved. In fact, she doesn't even come into my 'man-cage' during the weekend, except to pass thru to the garage...but I could be the exception...I do the same for her on certain times of the year (like Oscar night, DWTS, etc)...so it goes both ways, I guess...either way, we plan the weekend out together, so that she knows what'll be going on. Now this year, I'm not having anyone at the house with me, but that hasn't always been the case...I'll say this much for her, when I have had guys over, it's been all my show, she usually takes off for the day and won't get involved in anything other than a pot of meatballs in the crock pot or something along those lines, so she has her feelings about losing the weekend as well, but the time we've been together has allowed us to work those things out...

Now, this is just one weekend, I do get more issues during the season on Sunday's, but that's another story...

 

I have a hard dilema, watch the draft, or get my groove on at a Jimmy Buffett concert. I think I'm taking Jimmy.

 

Isn't watching football and the draft suppose to be in the prenuptal agreement? j/k

Draft day is marked on the calender and my wife doesn't plan anything on that weekend. No honey do's, just relax and watch the draft.

 

Ahhhh....camouflage. Great idea!

Now, where to find a worn out white/purple orchid on navy blue background pattern?

 

I'd have to wear a beige leather get up. That ain't happening.

 

Amen

 

I got extremely lucky this weekend...

My girl has to work Friday, Saturday and Sunday and had Karaoke gigs on Friday night and Saturday Night......

There is a god........

 

get up early and do all those chores before the draft starts. not only will she not have anything for you to do when the draft starts, she will be impressed and will most likely be too in shock to have you do anything else.

 

Then she'll make you chicken wings!

 

wings FTW!

 

As you get older Alen, you'll realize they're the same exact thing...only the wife complains more and cares when you masturbate.

 

lol

 

In a perfect world maybe, but sometimes Southern Cal's mascots don't maintain their structural integrity well enough.

 

A good wife would join in.

 

all i need is crab legs and dr. pepper.

 

LOL...that kind of deflates the purpose. No pun intended. unless you mean joining in as in- calling a friend.

 

I kind of liked it for a change of pace when one of my Gf would take hold of the situation. There was a certain perspective with their smaller hands that was kind of boost to the self esteem. Who needs Bob's fake blue pills?

 

This thread just took a trip down the gutter. I blame DOLFANMIKE.

 

I like when they're done with a good dry rub.

 

Flannigans or the Ale House.

 

100% agreed.

 

Too bad the first day of drafts is on Saturday.

 

all very good advice. I will be going with one of the ideas posted for sure.