I just remember Bridgette, Ashley, & Jennifer's names, I do remember that she was from Ontario though...but if she emails me (which is highly doubtful) I will let you know lol
Fact: All Pro waitress Jenn put the lime in my Corona w/o consulting me thus iam not liable for what is in it.
fact: after lime is put in the drink after the waitress turns away it is acceptable to take the lime out especially if one didn't want it in the drink in the first place thus making you liable for what's in it. take control of your destiny bro.
This is 100% correct on ANAL GAP's part. finO is a great dude though. Put up with my stupid *** for two days.
It wasn't like my bar tab was exactly $15 either. $50 was adequate for what was on the bill. She earned every bit of it too. Great gal. Miami Mike should give her a raise.
You know what? I was looking under stitches and not petey. My bad. And with this. I leave to go put some ice on me bum, take a shower to wash the stench of JErsey off of me and sleep til tuesday. And will someone get this thread back on track please!?!?!?!
What I learned from NJ.... - Enforcer believes if you wake up in the morning and your arse is sore its a bad thing. - Jewish folks and Aumish folks are very similar. - Wolf has TERRIBLE timing. - FinsGirlie would be a 6 point fav in a game of one on one. - If looks could kill Juans wife wouldve had multiple murder charges to deal with. - Juan also thinks cubans are slave owners. -InFlames is one cool cat.....calm cool and collective. - Sick has studied the dressing habits of rock bands that were popular in the 80's. - Enforcer plans on dropping a hook within the next few months. - Dont take drinking advice from people who have had 3 shots of Yeager before noon. - Alfredo sauce is a helluva drug.... - If I didnt talk much the first night Inflames was a close second. - If this weekend were measured in baseball stats Wolf would be shattering records with his 5 for 6 performance with 2 singles and 3 doubles but unfortunately no HR's. - Miami Mike is an embassador for Phin-fans although he could use a sedative. - Its amazing what u can do with Ziplock bags. - FG has guaranteed "victory" for any male coming down to Miami for a home game. - Im not the only guy who loved channel 99 and the fuzzy porn. - Wolf is a Borderland genuis in my book....dude knows how to play the game VERY well. - Mary was awesome she has a beautiful family and friends - FITM is a very nice guy but is hard to understand at night. - Wolf owes me 12 rounds of fruity beer next time I see him. 12x5 = 60. All and all it was awesome to meet everyone cant wait to do it again.
- If this weekend were measured in baseball stats Wolf would be shattering records with his 5 for 6 performance with 2 singles and 3 doubles but unfortunately no HR's. LMFAO
I think I got luckier at home going the distance than sam did going out he might have got to a base with another person but i'll be damned if i didn't score with myself don't learn that in jersey folks....
i didn't want to waste it!!!! it woulda been 4 shots before noon but we left... haha... and lmfao for the victory comment....just so everyone knows I wasn't talking about me. you're the man MikeSteve! was great hanging out with you and your half pants whitesnake!
yeah, take 2 or 3 small cities in NJ, and throw a blanket over the rest of our infinitely superior police, public schools, public service, homes, towns, culture, history, and communities. gimme a break. truth is, after living in this state, i couldnt even consider raising a family in the vast majority of the rest of the country. thats why it costs more to live here, and thats why we stay anyway.
I noticed superior driving wasn't on this list. Good call. Delaware and Pennsylvania (where I'm from... the northern bit of delaware right near the line of PA) have decent history too lets not forget the Liberty Bell and while everyone rags on Delaware for being the small state (Delaware being my childhood home and current state of residence) there is quite a bit of wonderful history to the state if people would take the time to look... after visiting jersey many times I can safely say I wouldn't like to live there. hell, i don't even like to visit. Not that I like living where I'm at, but that's another story.
its not our fault the rest of the country cant/wont drive. and im very familiar with northern del. and philly is a 2nd home to me. n. del. is very comprable to trenton, but softer and safer.
I DO owe you 60. We will have to figure out a way to get that to you. I don't like hanging money out like that. As for the bad timing. Something tells me that my timing is fine. Maybe next time you play Madden you will learn not to false start your team back to the five yard line. It makes it that much harder to score 7 instead of three. In reality, I got no singles. I think had I tried, I most likely get caught trying to steal second or strike out looking. I was just running around like a maniac being my stupid gooftard self. Girl's tend to hate me after about 15 minutes alone with me. Although I am intrigued by Mary's friend that hates me. Her and I could be very happy together... Make it happen Mary! On a serious note. It was great getting to meet Mandy, Mike and Jason for the first time. Awesome persons to hang with and they will always have a place to hang on the west coast if they so choose. Obviously the same goes for Ken, Chris and Eric. The old friends, if you will. The grizzled vets of this parade. And what can be said about Miami Mike and Mary that hasn't already been said? Those peeps are awesome. And we now know that they DO roll on Shabbos...giggle.
Wow, for supposedly being tough Jersey-ites, you all are a sensitive lot when it comes to taking some light criticism. Oh and can someone chip in and turn a ****ing air conditioning on in that state? That alone would help clear up about 45% of the stink in that state. Besides, Miami Mike's is in New Jersey. That makes it way better than most of the continental U.S. Duh.
i love FL, to visit or one day have a vacation place in. even in its nicest areas, could never put my family through those public systems. inferior on every level.
I actually edited that out. Cuz I had not known that I was pinch running at that point. Had I known, I would have stayed in the dugout as the batboy. Wait, are we actually talking about baseball now? and at plastic bags. I forgot about that story.