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I just heard the worst song ever

Discussion in 'TV, Music and Movies' started by TrueDolFan, May 8, 2009.

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  1. TrueDolFan

    TrueDolFan Minion of Satan

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    Sometimes, the guys out in the shop here at work turn on the local top 40 station. I was making my rounds through the shop, and happened upon a song that made me want to fling poop at the radio. It was so bad, it was as if I walked into the sonic equivalent of a wall of stink.

    I was told that the song is called "Poker Face", and it's "sung" by someone Lady Gaga.

    Normally when I hear the crappy songs on that station, I'm able to block it out and forget about it. This "song" was so vile, so putrid, I just couldn't ignore it. It sucked SO BAD that it actually pissed me off! I'm in a bad mood now just because I heard that steaming pile of "music".:tantrum:

    If you like this song, and I've offended you, GOOD.
     
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  2. anlgp

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    you make me not want to hear this song ever.
     
  3. Brown42000

    Brown42000 Chillin

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    Now tell us how you really feel.
     
  4. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Wow! Never heard of it....yet I ****ing hate it. Good job with the power of persuasion bro!
     
  5. TrueDolFan

    TrueDolFan Minion of Satan

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    :hi5:

    It's like witnessing a murder (in this case music is the victim), it scars you for life.

    I hope you guys never have to go through what I went through...
     
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  6. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    I have already jammed sharpened pencils into my eardrums to save myself the horror of that song.

    Did I.....overreact?
     
  7. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    It is better than Pink Floyd ;)
     
  8. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    It is pretty f'ing bad.
     
  9. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    I feel like you just crapped on my brain.
     
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  10. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Mah mah mah my poker face...
     
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  11. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    [​IMG]
     
  12. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Her other song 'Just Dance' is just as bad. Trust me.
     
  13. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    I youtubed, with prejudice, and yes, it sucks ***.
     
  14. Jaydog57

    Jaydog57 Canes/Fins/Magic fan

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    Hmm, worst song ever? I was expecting something from Michael Bolton. But that one you posted by Lady Gaga-goo-goo sucks bad enough:shifty:
     
  15. King Felix

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    my sister loves that song lololool
     
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  16. DrAstroZoom

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    On the plus side, it has the lyric "bluffin' with my muffin," which is one of the most audaciously ridiculous lines I have ever heard, so I have to give it props for that.
     
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  17. Brown42000

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    It serves its purpose in that it makes the chicks get up and dance.
     
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  18. anlgp

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    listening....

    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONqBj8aTMN8"]YouTube - Poker Face - Lady GaGa (HD 720p30)[/nomedia]

    :lol:

    this is funny
     
  19. Dol-Fan Dupree

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    I do not think I smoked enough weed or did enough LSD in my life to like that kind of music
     
  20. Bumrush

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    I want to punch someone in the face when I hear "Are we human or are we dancers?" Worst song ever.
     
  21. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObhqbdnAdPc"]YouTube - Lady Gaga - Poker Face (FULL HQ) *With Lyrics*[/ame]

    You're welcome... :evil:
     
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  23. SICK

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    No.....THIS is the worst song ever created....

    please tell me how the producers or writers thought these lyrics meshed or made sense?!?!?!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20"]YouTube - LFO[/ame]

    Summer Girls"

    Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
    Do you remember, Do you remember?
    ...when we met..That summer??

    [Chorus:]
    New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
    Chinese food makes me sick.
    And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
    I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
    I'd take her if I had one wish,
    But she's been gone since that summer..
    Since that summer

    [Verse 1:]
    Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
    Met you one summer and it all began
    You're the best girl that I ever did see,
    The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
    When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
    Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
    Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
    Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
    Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
    Left one day and never came back
    Stayed all summer then went back home,
    Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
    Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
    Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
    When I met you I said my name was Rich
    You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

    [Chorus:]
    New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
    Chinese food makes me sick.
    And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
    I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
    I'd take her if I had one wish,
    But she's been gone since that summer..
    Since that summer

    [Verse 2:]
    Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
    Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
    Always been hip to the B-boY Style
    Known to act wild and make girls smile,
    Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
    Remind me of you because you rock my world
    You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
    They drink lemonade and speak real slow
    You love hip hop and rock n roll
    Dad took off when you were 4 years old
    There was a good man named Paul Revere
    I feel much better baby when you're near
    You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
    I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
    When I met you I said my name was Rich
    You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

    [Repeat Chorus]

    [Bridge:]
    In the summertime girls got it going on,
    Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
    Summertime girls are the kind I like,
    I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

    [Verse 3]
    Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
    My mind takes me back there oh so quick
    Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
    Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
    Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
    Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
    Call you up but whats the use
    I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
    Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
    but I'm really not sure
    When I met you I said my name was Rich
    You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

    [Repeat Chorus]

    [Bridge:]
    In the summer girls come and summer girls go
    Some are worth while and some are so so,
    Summer girls come and summer girls go
    Some are worth while and some are so so,
    Summertime girls got it going on
    Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
    Summertime girls are the kind I like
    I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

    [Repeat Chorus]




    what

    the


    **** ?!?!?!
     
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  24. ScottishFin

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    Worst song ive heard in a long time.

    Seems to be in every ****ing paper I open over here and is so ugly even my m8 Steve the Shagger said he wouldnt do her :D
     
  25. vmarcilfan75

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    WORST SONG EVER!!!
     
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  26. anlgp

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    you make a good point

    are you sure that didn't go

    "new kids on the block sucked a lot of dick?"

    cuz i don't think you heard it right.
     
  27. SICK

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    thats a eminem song making fun of boy bands.....
     
  28. SICK

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    [Eminem]
    Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin
    You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog
    with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
    hollerin at him cause the son of a ***** won't quit barkin
    (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked shotgun
    Drivin up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in
    Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous
    blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is
    Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace
    Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this
    Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em
    and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets
    And amidst all this Crist' poppin and wristwatches
    I just sit back and just watch and just get nauseous
    and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin
    startin **** like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!")
    I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin
    with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started
    These ****in brats can't sing and Britney's garbage
    What's this ***** ******ed? Gimme back my sixteen dollars
    All I see is sissies in magazines smiling
    Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent?
    Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned
    passionate ***-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken?
    New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of *manhood*
    Boy/girl groups make me sick
    And I can't wait 'til I catch all you ******s in public

    I'ma love it.. (hahaha)
     
  29. anlgp

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    wow never heard that before. :lol:

    didn't mean to infringe on the almighty eminem haha
     
  30. Miamian

    Miamian Senior Member

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    I just worked up the nerve to listen to both of those things. I turned them off early.

    Anyway, I still believe that nothing can be worse than this:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3LPiAWNx28"]YouTube - George Michael - Last Christmas[/ame]
     
  31. GARDENHEAD

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    This is the worst song ever.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VnnsfR8i8c"]YouTube - MANIC STREET PREACHERS - I'M JUST A PATSY AOL SESSIONS[/ame]
     
  32. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    The sad thing is that a lot of the music you guys listed are actually "pop" music meaning they are popular (but of course you knew that already). How music like 'Lady Gaga' is in the Top 40 I'll never know, but different strokes for different folks I guess.
     
  33. charlestonphan

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    saw this bimbo somewhere recently... she totally stole her gimmick from the lead singer for the 80's band "Missing Persons." looks and dresses just like her.
     
  34. DrAstroZoom

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    Hmmmm ....

    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
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  35. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    I just saw the video. Lady Gaga is built like SpongeBob.
     
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  36. DrAstroZoom

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    Yeah, but she's a ****, so she's got that going for her. In fact, I'd like to see her and Katy Perry in a ****-off.
     
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  37. charlestonphan

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    i'm telling ya Doc, when i saw her onstage, the hair was frizzed and the outfit looked like the one in the "what are words for" video.
     
  38. DrAstroZoom

    DrAstroZoom Canary in a Coal Mine Luxury Box

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    Oh, I'm not disagreeing with you.
     
  39. charlestonphan

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  40. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Sang tune to the tune of LFO's 'In the Summer'
     

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