Why do woman insist we dance...even when men are rhythm defcient?

i am not rhythm deficient. i make a decent dancer i'll have you know. as long as it's slow and not that "drop it like it's hot" ****.

 

bc they need something to say their better then men at

 

I can actually dance pretty damn well... Especially spanish music. I should rule the world.

 

Thats because your polynesian.

 

I can pop it an lock it with the best of them. I am actually a really good dancer for a big guy. I serve fools all the time...word.

 

If its any consolation, you already to rule FG's world

 

I'm decent, my wife is South American and we hit the Latin clubs (Wow the women!) from time to time. I do a great job, I guess, because when I dance the Spanish folks clear the floor for me, then throw tomatoes and beer bottles, which, according to her, are signs of approval.

 

You have an unfair advantage... you're not white. On the other hand, as Dave Chapelle pointed out, white people can dance. We just need the right kind of music.

 

Because we sometimes ask for prison sex when they are not in prison.


You gotta trade something.

 

This comment made me burst out laughing causing all of my co-workers to realize that I am not working. Thanks.

 

Michael Flatley, Lord of the World?





Seriously though, I totally cannot dance at all.

 

I'm passable in terms of dancing unless it's for Dance Marathon, in which my knee decides to give way in about a couple of hours and crash into people with all 210lbs of me...

It is. You can recycle those bottles for money and eat those tomatoes now.

 

Chris Walken can do no wrong...

 

i'm g, I just stand against the wall and move side to side.

 

The definition of cool

 

I've always wondered this myself.

It's because women are inherently selfish and have tunnel vision. It doesn't matter if it makes you uncomfortable or your night less enjoyable. Their dance fun is somehow going to magically rub off on you. Because what's fun for them has to be fun for you, right?

 

It is quite annoying. I have a couple weddings to go to with my girlfriend next month and I'm already letting her know no dancing will be taking place.

As for those white/asian (regan :wink: ) guys who say they're passable...odds are you're not. Most people are terrible, they just either dont care or are in denial. Trust me, you probably look foolish.

 

I'm one of those white folk that just don't care...

I care enough to attempt to dance to the right music, though...

 

The best part is when they finally give up. Then you're a stubborn no-fun.

I think the solution is to get totally plastered and obnoxious. She won't ask you to do much of anything!

 

i think the keys are to
a.) yes get drunk, it loosens you up
b.) make the 'too cool for school' face
c.) if you have no moves, just find one move and repeat (yes you look foolish but less foolish than just standing there and
d.) offer to go buy/get drinks as often as possible

and if anything, learn how to do a good 'body roll'- even if you're just moving back and forth, if you're undulating like you're having air sex i feel it makes things easier

 

*taps foot*
where did he come from
where did he go
where did he come from
cat nat joe(??)

 

you fail.

cotton-eyed-joe

 

Cholo!!

 

As long as people don't end up in hospitals because of my dancing, it's passable.

 

The SECOND reason I think of Grease when i think of you....

 

I dont want to know the first do I?

 

Um...fffff.....uh...fffried food. Yeah, fried food. You like it. Definitely fried food.

 

why do I need id to get an id?
why do people allow cats to emotionally abuse them by coming only when they wish to?
why do chubby girls wear the smallest outfits?
why does carrot top still have a career?

I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night..........