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10 Biggest Sports Douche Bags

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Crappy Tipper, May 28, 2009.

  1. Crappy Tipper

    Crappy Tipper AKA Hero13

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  2. pennphinfan

    pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    eh you take it for what it is. the rest of the article was entertaining. and i would agree that a couple of the 72ers do get annoying when perfect season talk comes up. not shula though.
     
  3. Crappy Tipper

    Crappy Tipper AKA Hero13

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    They are proud, it's their right. It's insane to lump anyone from the 72 team in with guys who are criminals, thugs and overall lowlifes.
     
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  4. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    Why should Shula root for the Patriots? He was a Dolphin's coach for 26 years. He should hate the Patriots.
     
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  5. FinsAreLife

    FinsAreLife Well-Known Member

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    They went undafeeted, they have the right to talk about themselves.
     
  6. GARDENHEAD

    GARDENHEAD Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    This is a tired argument.

    There are one or two loudmouth 72 Fins (Mercury Morris) who ruin the legacy for the rest of them. But really, who cares. If people really think that they all get together to pop champagne, there's no hope for those people.

    You never hear Griese, Csonka, Kiick, Manny Fernandez, Jim Mandich, Earl Morrall, etc. gloat about going undefeated. So Mercury Morris is obnoxious. He earned the right!!!
     
  7. phineas64

    phineas64 Season Ticket Holder

    Also keep in mind, when a team gets to 10 or 11 and 0, the media seeks them out and starts asking questions. Of course they have something to say when asked.... They are rightfully proud of their accomplishment and should be. If they were the ones making it a story you'd hear about it all year long, but you don't.

    It's not like the members of that team hunt the media down for interviews, and the whole champagne toast when the last undefeated falls is something they do amongst themselves. They didn't advertise or brag, but the media made a big deal about the story.

    PS And he's just mad cause he's a freakin Pats fan.... There's something completely wrong with an article about the biggest d-bags in sports with Shula's pic under it. Even if you don't like the 72 Fins, there are MUCH bigger jerks out there that should be on the list.
     
  8. azfinfanmang

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    Ironic, the second name that came to mind when I saw the thread title was Tomalina Brady. Turdell Oldwins of course was first
     
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  9. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Really? I thought Mercury Morris was hillarious when he spoke back in 07..

    "There is someone trying to move into your neighborhood...now they are at the front door...coming up the stairs....peaking in your medicine cabinet.."

    I thought that was the funniest thing...:lol:

    Then afterwards the Commercial..."welcome to perfectville...population...1.."

    Brady's sort of "17 points...really...okay..." was snotty as heck IMO.
     
  10. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    My list of the 10 biggest Douche Bags (I'll limit this to NFL Players as to not stray too much) In reverse order with #1 being the biggest Douche:

    10. Brandon Marshall - Had some off the field issues and runs his mouth way too much.

    9. Plaxico Burress - Maybe he's a nice guy, but he's definitely a Douche.

    8. Travis Henry - Anyone with that many kids (all different Moms) is a Douche.

    7. Jay Cutler - Whining your way out of a city gets you this spot, Douche Bag.

    6. Rodney Harrison - Technically not playing anymore, but still douche-y enough to make my list.

    5. Jeremy Shockey - I liked him when he was at the U. But he is a total Douche.

    4. Tom Brady - Nuff' said.

    3. Chad Johnson - Ocho Cinco was funny for 5 minutes. Now it's just sad.

    2. Brett Favre - His rise to douchiness has been meteoric over the last few seasons.

    1. TO - No shocker here. Roger Clemens wishes he were this much of a Douche.

    (Honorable mentions to: James Harrison, Matt Jones, Karl Paymah, Tatum Bell and Calvin Pace.)
     
  11. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    That's funny. Here's my top 10 douchebags in sports:

    1. Tom Brady
    2. Teddy Bruschi
    3. Wes Welker
    4. Bill Belichik
    5. Robert Kraft
    6. Matt Light
    7. Randy Moss
    8. Junior Seau
    9. Rodney Harrison
    10. Mike Vrabel (he'll need at least 5 seasons in KC to wash the Patriots stink off him.)
     
  12. muscle979

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    The media goes to the 72 Dolphins everytime someone approaches the record, not the other way around. How convenient of this Pats fan idiot to not mention that. Screw him. His media darling Patriots blew the best chance they'll ever get to match the perfect season. Shula being put in that list can just be written off as the Patriot crybaby selection. How dare someone have pride in one of their accomplishments? This guy is basing that entire pick off of his perception of Shula's giddiness during a football game. What a joke. Add the Patriots franchise and Bellicheat to the list. Where was Bellichick sulking and scurrying off the field after blowing it two years ago? That doesn't make you a douchebag? But being proud of a record does? God, are there any Pats fans out there that aren't stupid idiots?
     
  13. TotoreMexico

    TotoreMexico Your retarded

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    Hahahaha awesome!
     
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  14. JDelenne

    JDelenne Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Heres my top 10 list of Douchebags

    1. Pats Fans
    2. Jets Fans
    3. Bills Fans
    4. Yankee Fans
    5. Nick Saban
    6. Matt Light
    7. TO
    8. Chad Johnson
    9. Kobe
    10. Wes Welker
     
  15. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    I was already to thank this post until I caught that Yankee Fans in there...:pity:
    :lol:
     
  16. Silverphin

    Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    I was about to say something about that before I scrolled through this thread.

    Honestly, they call the 72 Dolphins, and ask for their opinion. Even Morris stated that fact.
     
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    JDelenne Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    :shifty: :tongue2:
     
  18. azfinfanmang

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    Nice list!

    Very very well thought out!
     
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  19. first&goal

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    Here's my top 10:

    1. Tina Brady
    2. Robert Kraft
    3. Brett Favre
    4. Rodney Harrison
    5. Wes Welker
    6. Nick Saban
    7. Michael Vick
    8. Vince Wilfork
    9. Hines Ward
    10. Terrence McGee
     
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  20. padre31

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    The 1972 Dolphins "pefectville" commercial:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0T0mWR9fys"]YouTube - Perfectville: Population 1[/ame]

    That which shall never be, the Perfectville Patriots move in version:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaeF_mj8_sY&feature=related"]YouTube - Perfectville Patriots Win[/ame]

    Epic..Fail...:lol:

    Morris's "moving your furniture in":

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ojif4CvI5g&feature=related"]YouTube - Mercury Morris goes off about Patriots possibly undefeated[/ame]
     
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  21. Tone_E

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    LOL. Love the list.

    I would have put Wilfork in there somewhere though. But then I'd have to make a Top 11 Douche Bag list. :wink2:
     
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  22. padre31

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    It...just...never...get's...old...

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lk-wWUQKBg&feature=related"]YouTube - Tom Brady is an idiot.[/ame]
     
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    Mercury Morris could follow me around all day and night jabbering nonstop about the Perfect Season and all I would do would be to buy him beers one after another to keep him going until we both passed out. You see, I'm still not finished celebrating.

    By the way, the Patriots losing that Super Bowl and the perfect season has to be the biggest pratfall ever in the history of organized sports. I'm talking about at least since Ben Hur.
     
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  24. Crappy Tipper

    Crappy Tipper AKA Hero13

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    By far the best moment from any super bowl I've ever seen. Considering I wasn't even born for the dynasty years I've never had the pleasure of seeing the Fins win the big one so the Giants *** planting the pats is #1 in my book.
     
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    Hit "Edit" and then "Go Advanced". From there, at the top of your post, you will see the option of "Delete Message". Click that and then "Delete Message". That should work.
     
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  26. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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  27. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    I thought being a Pats fan makes you a douche by default?
     
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    Anymore obnoxious than Notre Dame fans that still act like their program really counts in college football ?
     
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    PMZQ Banned

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    I like your NFL list, but OJ Simpson should be on that list.

    If we were to include all sports, no question these dudes have to be considered......

    Curt Schilling, Floyd Landis, Bill Lambieer, and co-Kings of the Sports Douche Kingdom - Roger Clemens and Alex Rodriguez.
     
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    wow..i'm surprised people like brian bosley(sp) and the o=lineman from denver who's name escapes me right now but he's been on espn i think as an analyst haven't made the list.and micheal vick and the guy that drove the snowplow in the snowplow game..and dave wanstache for crushing our dreams with false sense of hope.
     
  32. HardKoreXXX

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    Yeah, I tried to limit it only to current NFL players. Otherwise, OJ would've been Top 3 without a doubt.

    If it encompassed all Sports, I also would've had Rasheed Wallace on there. I really don't think Floyd Landis was that big of a Douche for what he did. Plus, it's cycling, so who gives a ****.
     
  33. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    So the writer compares Shula being against the Patriots going 19 and 0 to Hank Aaron not being against Barry Bonds breaking his home run record. Ummm... one was an eventuality, while the other was certainly questionable every time their team stepped on the field.

    All I have to say is, THANK YOU NEW YORK GIANTS!! AGAIN...
     
  34. cdz12250

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    You've obviously never been to South Bend. :shifty:
     
  35. NolePhin

    NolePhin Look out for D-Bess

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    Just wondering, how come West Welker is on those lists? Are you guys just messing around or did I miss something he did that qualified him as a douche bag? This is an honest question by the way. Thank you.
     
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    I was actually there once, when I was in graduate school in 1984 for the crushing defeat of the Irish by my Hurricanes 31-13. It was a glorious day indeed :yes:
     
  37. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    he took a pot shot at the Dolphins the second he became a cheatriot.
    he said "I always wanted to be on the other sideline when the Dolphins played New England"

    Ingrateful ****ing midget.
     
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  38. NolePhin

    NolePhin Look out for D-Bess

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    Wow I never knew that, in fact its surprising, I actually thought he was a stand up guy. I guess I was wrong. Oh well I think we have a better version of Wes Welker in Devone Bess now, anyways.
     
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    Exactly what little snot. I couldn't believe he said that. So ungrateful.....he forgot that he was an undrafted FA and Miami is the only one that gave him a tryout....yes Wannstadt actually uncovered a real player :omg:

    But the revenge is, that since he has been with the Cheatriots, they haven't won a SB and Miami is on its way to one, and I believe the Cheatriots are on the way down. :up:
     
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    Oh he said it at the news conference in which they announced him. He wasted no time in sticking that to the Dolphins and Cam Moron.
     

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