Well I guess he showed THEM!

I don't care what the reason for marriage is I'll take the forced marriage over chopping my own dick off.

 

jesus christ!!!!!! me and my meat steak are very close.....nothing sharp is coming near my man!

 

Good for him, and I seriously mean that.

I'd do the same thing before I married someone I didn't want to and was denied love.

 

I don't see how chopping off your own dick is going to save you from having to get married.

If i'm being forced to get married I'm at least getting laid on a regular basis.

 

Because most marriages there are for money, power, and to extend your blood line. He can't do the last one, so what family is going to want to merge with him?

 

Maybe they can take a ***** from a dead man and do a reattach. just saying

 

this.is.disturbing.

 

How romantic.

 

/Rebellion FAIL

 

ahh man, im eating lunch. where's the neg rep when you need it !

 

That's what affairs are for! Cut off Mr. Wrinkles? My God no! We've been hanging out for almost 40 years together and he's gotten me in as much trouble as I've gotten him in. I mean there have been some hairy situations and we've been down many a dark path together through the years. Even though he always brings along those two nuts he spends all his time with we still have a ball. Denied Love. You have much to learn Alex, Love is great and all that, but getting laid is right up there, poking it's head up high, competing with that elusive compulsion. Good for him? Good for us, there's one less competitor out there guys! Game faces on!

 

Exactly. He cut off his dick to spite his balls.

 

Imagine the way that looks. Eric, post your junk so we can see how the Egyptian guy looks now.

 

I've heard a lot of stupid things in my time, but saying you'd willingly cut off your junk, FOR ANY REASON, is easily the most stupid.

This fool could've married whoever his family wanted him to, and still have been able to bang the girl he WANTED to marry on the side. Hasn't anybody in Egypt heard of infidelity? WTF?!!

Now he's gettin' NONE. EPIC FAIL!

 

Except in Egypt, ironically, the penalty for infedlity is they cut off your *****.

 

lose.
lose.

 

If I were a "strap on salesman" I would be knocking on his door. Cha-ching, SALE!

 

And for all of that loyalty you abuse the poor little guy by choking him.

 

is it possible to get it up without balls? if so he should have just castrated himself... same point, more johnson

 

If you were married, you'd know the answer to that is "Yes."

 

I read this in this mornings paper.

 

I can understand where he comes from.

Granted, cutting off your ***** is kind of extreme....

Edit: Then again, it might say a lot about the girl that he is being forced to marry.

 

Noooo way. I would rather sleep with Kathy Bates for the rest of my life then cut my johnson off!!!

 

Wow. You'd do the same thing?


You wouldn't just say, "No, I'm not marrying her."

You'd say, "No, I'm not marrying her, aaaannndd I cut my wang off."



All I have to say is:

 

Ouch.

 

You have to understand the situation: The guy doesn't have a choice. If it was in America, I'd say he is an idiot. But he's in a country where doesn't have a choice.

 

How doesn't he have a choice?

Were they going to kill him if he didn't marry her?

If so, then my next question would be: How great of a life can you have without your shwanz?

 

How great of a life can you have when you have marry and take care of a girl you're not even in love with?

 

Once again, what were they going to do if he didn't?

 

Truth be told, I don't know. But considering this:

It can't be good.

 

To qoute Dave Chapelle: "me and my ***** is like THIS son!"

Yep there would still be blood going to his wang and he'd still have nerves in his wang. Of course as testosterone is produced in the testes he'd little or have no sex drive.

 

Infidelity is one thing. Rejecting a marriage is another.


The cutting off your schwanz bc of infidelity seems similar to slicing off a hand for stealing.

 

dude.. Muslim women have no rights.. if you didn't like her you could make her crawl around and bark like a dog all day for amusment.. but you don't whack the pee pee.

 

You dont wack,,,,,,the pee pee!!!!

 

A "Coming To America" reference?

Yes. Yes.